>makes the lifelong bullying victim autistic nerds who can't get laid and hang out on 4chan seethe and convulse
>hated by Indians
>generally accepted/liked by straight white male Christian sex having athletic casual filmgoing chads
>will do several hundred millies in theaters and HBO Max
I'm thinking BASED

>>212664673 (OP)
I loved the part where the justice gang saved Palestine.

>>212664673 (OP)
Picrel is every single screeching faggot on this website right now. My girlfriend and I were dying laughing at this scene last night because this shithole was the very first place that popped into my mind when he showed the monkeys

>>212664776
I forgot to add that my girlfriend's black son was also dying laughing at this scene.

>>212664673 (OP)
I'm at the point where I think that maybe slop posters and marketers deserve the most excruciating pains the human body and mind can experience.

>>212664673 (OP)
>Christian
You mean Jew slaves?

>>212664673 (OP)
>>hated by Indians
indians LOVE gunnslop

>>212664673 (OP)
>generally accepted/liked by straight white male Christian sex having athletic casual filmgoing chads
If you unironically masculinity post in 2025 being teleported to a parallel universe matriarchy and getting castrated and pegged to death by a pink haired whale are among the nicer things you deserve happening to you.

>>212664673 (OP)
the defensiveness over this film is maybe the weepiest I've ever seen. why are unhinged people so happy over a standard film not bombing? I liked the part where the israeli president standin got killed, but the way people are acting like this is a borderline religious euphoric apotheosis moment reeks of mental illness. feels like people who've been online for too long, losing their mind over chuds mocking them in culture war nonsense for ages, kamala losing, etc etc are just desperate to spike the ball with something, anything, and this film has become their avenue for that. it's making money the same way one of the transformers films made money, it's turn-your-brain-off soulless slop. no one's going to remember it the way people remember stuff like top gun maverick, earlier mcu capeshit, raimi's spiderman films etc. but the way unstable people are latching on to it reminds me of the way anytime a bog standard 7/10 video game comes out people start screeching about how it's "ART" and "A MASTERPIECE". actual pseudoreligious desperation.

>>212664949
>parallel universe matriarchy
Parralel universe?

From the river to sea

>>212664673 (OP)

>>212664673 (OP)
>generally accepted/liked by straight white male Christian sex having athletic casual filmgoing chads
Did sucking black dicks give you a stroke?

>>212664776
Does this mean the DCU visits 4chin?

>>212664980
High likelihood it's massively astroturfed. Sure, some desperate retards buy into the totally organic hype but this is so ludicrous, it ought to be fake. Seen a shit ton of fake reviews on here written in ways that screamed "doesn't fit in" too.

>>212665040
You wish you were white, crapime poster

>>212665035
Yeah, I've caught them before, I believe. Fuckers posting the wrong image from their marketing folder; making thread for one Warner IP but accidentally picking the image for another.

>>212665090
I guarantee I'm whiter than you, stinky Asian.

>>212665040
Based KINOme poster.

>>212665090
You'll never be white, you hired hole. The worst anime made is worth more than your entire family tree.

>>212664673 (OP)
I’m Indian and everyone I know loves it, including me, seen it thrice.

It’s sort of true though, most of the Snyder cultists are third worlders and India happens to be the biggest thirdie nation, but the discourse has largely been positive for this movie.

>>212665271
Did you shit yourself while watching it?

>>212665271
I'm Indian and I loved the film too. I honestly love BOTH Snyder's grimdark interpretation of Superman AND Gunn's more optimistic and colourful interpretation of Superman. They're just different interpretations of Superman. At this point, there are probably more versions of Superman than Indians.

>>212665317
Didn’t watch it on the street, get your racist remarks accurate, retard.

>>212664866
>>212664840
>>212664872
>>212664877
the seething incel bullying victim shut-in autistic DWEEBS are literally frothing at the mouth over casual chads superkino

>>212664980
>>212664949
not that deep, losers. it's a fun superman movie for chad casual audiences

>>212664673 (OP)
>straight white male Christian sex having athletic casual filmgoing chads
Do you feel better now that you wrote all that bullshit?

>>212664673 (OP)
Copetown
-->you are here

>>212665040
>>212665088
turn off your computers, go touch grass and get into relationships with attractive church going women with high standards you losers and maybe you'll get superman lmao

>>212666663
>>212666668
now type that without crying, friendless internet addicted geeks

>>212664776
This scene was hilarious, my theater was laughing its ass off. Lex was perfectly evil

>>212666682
>cope
Post your hand.

>>212664673 (OP)
>hated by Indians

It's the only country it's not bombing in lmao.

You are a pathetic Gunnshill. Superman will flop because its MCU lite dogshit. Capeshit is dying. The international numbers are horrible. Gunn fucking failed.

>>212664673 (OP)
As a white male Christian I can say I liked Superman.

>>212666822
maybe if you cope hard enough, you can go back in time and get into sports as a kid, faggot

>>212666853
whatever helps you sleep at night, genetic dead-end

>it has become a religious rite to consoom the latest slop
>not consooming is like an insult to your god

With the death of religion in the West people have turned to materialism and consoomeration as their new faith. Ironically it's just like how in some comics Superman is worshipped. That's exactly what you're doing

I will not bow

>>212664673 (OP)
>makes the lifelong bullying victim autistic nerds who can't get laid and hang out on 4chan seethe and convulse
Wrong.
>hated by Indians
Wrong again, Indians love Gunnslop.
>generally accepted/liked by straight white male Christian sex having athletic casual filmgoing chads
Wrong again, christcucks can never be chads.
>will do several hundred millies in theaters and HBO Max
Wrong again. It must be hard for you to be wrong all the time. Keep seething, lick my anus and kill yourself. lol

>>212666605
>Projecting this much
It must be hard for you to be wrong all the time. Keep seething, lick my anus and kill yourself. lol

>>212664673 (OP)
Why not make a Superman with universal appeal?

>>212667245
Sorry not reading that, too busy arranging sex with beautiful fertile blonde women, not that you'd know anything about having sex, bullying victim nerd

>>212667115
Okay? I didn't say the movie is good, retard. India is still one of the better markets for them.

>>212667369
Didn't they rename "Truth, Justice and the American Way" to "Truth, Justice and the Human Way"? I guess that's their attempt to make a Superman with universal appeal. You couldn't release a Superman film in china with that "American Way" shit without chinks thinking it's American propaganda and we all know the big box-office bucks come from china.

>>212667370
You read all of that and you are wrong about everything. Keep seething, lick my anus and kill yourself, you retarded streetshitter. lol

>>212664689
My innocent pride parades, Blacked porn enjoyer.......

>>212667625
oh I didn't k ow that was the flag of China, Thqnk you

>>212664673 (OP)

I'm not a nerd, because nerds don't flunk out of college.

>>212664776
>girlfriend

>>212664776

https://youtube.com/shorts/J07SXQgPxP0

Lex Luthor- I mean Elon Musk actually treats those monkeys well.

>>212667625

Is it because China gave advanced hypersonic nallistic missiles to Iran and the Trump intervened and dropped bombs on Iran and brokered a ceasefire? Is China made about that?

I really want this movie to do well because i loved the actors and the freewheeling universe it creates. It perhaps goes too far in places but as a course correction from Snyder and Singer i dont mind. I love that Gunn went out of his way to bring Supermans humanity back. Going to see it again at some point. 0mrww

>>212664776
>My girlfriend and I were dying laughing at this scene last night because this shithole was the very first place that popped into my mind

Do you and your totally real girlfriend share one consciousness or did you start a relationship with some dumb bitch that laughs at whatever you laugh at because she can't think for herself.