>One non-alcoholic lemon-lime seltzer, please, shaken not stirred.

>>212667536 (OP)
One man one cup ass cover

I was on board with Aaron Taylor Johnson based on looks...til I heard him speak in Nosferatu. Does not have the voice or presence for Bond, a key element.

>>212667536 (OP)
>Idris alba as bond? I wish for no black James bonds
>monkey paw curls
This will kill bond more than black bond

When I think of Tom Holland, the word that comes to mind is "gravitas". Because he has none.

>>212667536 (OP)
I like seltzer water, non-alcoholic of course

Genuinely astonished that his name is in the hat at all. Does not bode well for any other creative decisions if Tom Holland as Bond seems like a good idea to anyone at all.

>>212667536 (OP)
Might as well be Ellen Page as Bond. Fassbender could have been a good 007.

>>212667738
There is no hat, its just a perpetual rumour mill. Remember when it was going to be Idris Elba?

He's right though. Drinking is a psyop
>expensive
>literal carcinogen
>makes you fat
thank god zoomers are killing the alcohol meme

>i-it's a social lubricant!!!!
so in other words, you're just a pussy who needs to be intoxicated to talk to people

>>212667536 (OP)
Imagine the dialogue
>H-hi. Mr. Blofield. Um could you like NOT blow up the eastern seaboard?
>Is that a giant laser?? Whoa! That's so cool.

>>212667536 (OP)
New Moneypenny is a big fag who smacks his ass whenever he visits M

>>212669351
The M stands for masochism
The Q stands for Queer