>the scene where he orders the white phosphorus strike on the Pitbull compound
You're telling me this shit is supposed to be a kid's movie? War is hell.

>>212667720 (OP)
>The scene where the puppy version of Army Dog is half-jokingly scorned for being a "bad dog" for chewing up a bit of carpet juxtaposed with Army Dog as an adult yelling at himself in the mirror for being a "bad dog" after the white phosphorus incident
Still rattles me tbqhwyf

I don’t care what /an/ says that dog is a goddamn war criminal

>>212667720 (OP)
>That scene where his friend Dog loses the function of both his hind legs after narrowly surviving a grenade blast and has to use one of those doggy wheelchairs so while waiting to get shipped home everyone around the base starts calling him nicknames like "Draft Horse"

>>212667720 (OP)

>>212667720 (OP)
>The scene where he orders a battalion of german shepherds to maul all the kittens in the concentration camp as a final solution to the "caturday question"
I don't know how this got by the ratings

>>212668149
It was self defense.

>>212668149
>how do you maul women? And children?
>easy. Ya just don’t shake em as much
>ruff ruff ruff ruff

>>212667720 (OP)
It is and that's why you only ever see the charred corpses of children.

It was a fine movie but was the napalm strike on Vietnamese children really a necessary scene?

>>212670043
it was the key to all of this

>>212667720 (OP)
>that scene when he broke out of a bamboo cage because the Vietnamese soldiers were planning to eat him

Grace Van Dien tried to become a pro gamer and joined FaZe only to get absolutely shat on (pun intended). It was painfully funny to watch.

>>212670043
>They eat WHAT in this part of the world?

did he really have to dump an entire can of expanding foam up that guy's ass before pepperspraying him and using a taser which caused the pepperspray to ignite and make him slowly burn to death?

>>212669394
>Ya just don’t shake em as much
Heh

What's the best way to defend yourself against a pitbull attack?

Bump.

>>212673490
Throw a baby down and run.

>>212673490
Take shelter from the storm

>>212671637
You just know some pedo jorked his pork to that kid

>>212675866
What popularized "jork" I hear/see all the kids using it. E and O are on the opposite ends of the keyboard for crying out loud.

>>212676035
its funny

> I remember when I was with Canine Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the puppies. We left the camp after we had inoculated the puppies for Rabies, and this old yeller came running after us and he was howling. He couldn’t see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated paw. There they were in a pile. A pile of little paws. And I remember… I… I… I cried. I howled like some grandbitch.
Little much don't you think?

>>212676124
It is funny I'll admit.
>>212676383
Woudn't the rabies still be in their bloodstream?

>>212667720 (OP)
>how was it, Army Dog?
>…ruff
Heartbreaking every time

>>212676383
>You're a bad boy, sent by vet techs, to collect a plastic cone collar

>>212676999
>is this you ol yeller
>is this me?

>>212667720 (OP)
kek, fukken saved

>>212671637
That pose is the reference for the way the kids run in Zach Cregger's Weapons screenplay.

>>212667720 (OP)
It enraged me when those dirty shar-peis launched tennis balls into the trenches. Our golden boys just had to chase after them, only to chomp down on them and be blown into chunks

>>212667720 (OP)
>get to the scene where Army Dog trucks in civilian corpses and plants them in the giant litterboxes to frame the Cat Republic for genocide
>check the credits
>directed by Sam Raimi
I might've known.

>>212668149
keyed

ADDF shills in full force today.

I heard they actually killed that Peta member for the pow kennel scene.

>>212667720 (OP)
>if they run they’re a bad boy
>if they stand still they’re a well trained bad boy
I’ll never forgive the Final Cut for cutting this essential scene

>>212676035
This is just a blind guess, but maybe it has to do with the kind of censoring the japs do with the circles that looks like o's (like in ponos and vagoo) coupled with the fact that normalfags love self censoring these days.

>>212676903
>Woudn't the rabies still be in their bloodstream?
You completely missed the point of that scene.

>that scene when army dog sees a woman putting on red lipstick, has a flashback to the graphic rape, and mauls her
That was some Come and See level shit