>See somebody dropped their wallet
>Pick it up and give it back to them
>They say thank you
>Me: You're welcome

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
WE MEAN IT MAAAN

>>212667869 (OP)
>woman drops her busspass
>pick it up and try to hand it to her
>she literally runs away from me
Hahahahohohehehihi

>>212667869 (OP)
One time a jew's kippah feel down from his back pocket and I picked it up and gave it to me. He never said thank you and just walked away. Ever since then I've been anti-semetic.

Once when I was younger I got a perm so I looked like a broccolihead and the fumes made me overact and yell at the slightest provocation. I got my face pushed into the ground a lot that week.

I once threw cellophane at a bully.

>>212668058
>I picked it up and gave it to me

Found you out

>>212667869 (OP)
>Be Superman
>See someone I don’t like
>Torture them with a cactus
I AM AN AMERICAN HERO

I hate (((Boravians))) with every fiber of my being. Nobody cares if their demon god promised them Jarhanpur 3000 years ago.

When I got beaten up in an alley and my girlfriend's black friend took her in his car to get her there