>Go to the cinema for the first time in years
>Guy next to me has an American size tub of popcorn
>Starts eating without chewing. Imagine a cow trying to ruminate with its mouth open.
>Woman two rows down is no-joke gnawing on an icecube like a fucking beaver
>Teenage girls busy on their fucking phone for most of the film, interspersed with "What's going on" and "Why did he do that"

Didnt have a loud black woman talking, though. Still, this is fucking horrible and made me realize movie theaters have to die out.

What's your worst cinema experience?

>>212669290 (OP)
>What's your worst cinema experience?
Having two zoomer/gen alpha shits sit behind me and I say this as a zoomer.

>>212669342
what did they do?

>>212669290 (OP)
Had this experience recently
> Nearly empty cinema except for two teenage girls
> One on a call to a chad who clearly didn't give a shit about her but she kept trying to get his attention
> Phone call with Chad lasts until opening scene of the movie where she says "I'm going now, I'm in the cinema"
> Proceeds to tiktok opening action sequence on her phone
> Talks loudly with her friend for the next 30 minutes solidly
> Go over and tell them to be quiet
> They stay silent for 10 minutes before starting up again
> Inspector comes in, signal them over and explain the girls are recording the movie
> Inspector goes over and confiscates their phone
> Girls continue to talk for 10 minutes before leaving at the halfway point of the movie.

The fuck they even go the cinema for?

wherever i am i must also gnaw

>>212669290 (OP)
>young me
>in a theater watching movie
>public wave brooms on the screen to move the objects: it works, objects move accordingly
>actors throw rice, public start to throw rice
>it's raining on screen, public throw water

mfw

saaaaaaaaaars