How have no movies surpassed this kino yet? It's been over two years now.

>>212676891 (OP)

is it woke?

>>212676982
The movie itself no but the marketing was and it killed its box office legs

>>212676982
No, this board thinks every movie is woke though.

>>212677059
>>212677033

If it's not woke why does it have black elves and women warriors?

>>212676982
the black guy is a magic-user instead of a thief (like in the original)

>>212676982
Extremely, yes.

Its tolerable though and the movie is otherwise enjoyable, though extremely stupid.

>>212677092
Does D&D even have “lore”? Isn’t there just a rulebook and everything else is pulled out of your ass? I suffer from negro fatigue as much as the rest of us but I don’t think it breaks any rules.

>>212676891 (OP)
Gunn's Superman is better.

>>212677214
>Does D&D even have “lore”?
yes.
>Isn’t there just a rulebook and everything else is pulled out of your ass?
can do this too. up to you whether you just doodle maps, or buy sourcebooks with fictional history/calendars/all that shite.

this is in the Forgotten Realms which was INTENTIONALLY pretty barebones: just a few paragraphs describing a city or faction. everyone complains about Dragonlance because it was novels first, D&D setting second (the events of the novel are "canon").
then Forgotten Realms did the exact some thing with some shitty books, and now it's a clusterfuck of characters and events. even does the comic book gimmick of "resetting" every time they want to simplify it.

>>212677316
You're just rambling without pointing out what youre getting at. Please, post blacks and wheelchairs now from the rulebooks.

>>212676891 (OP)
i don't care, post more of tiefling girl

>>212677428
i disagree with the way D&D and how it's played have gone (combat wheelchairs, fuck off) but the original Grey Box definitely had fantasy-Asia and fantasy-Africa. it was meant to be a whole world after all.

the Deities & Demigods book goes on about the elf god being non-gender-able ("he" pronouns with the quotation marks). so you can imagine how that's taken, today.

>>212677522
Beyond the rules I dont see why people use the lore beyond being spergs

>>212677570
saves coming up with names/drawing your own maps.

>we take the road to the east
and the referee knows what's there. (modern D&D tends to be more plot-driven with scripted set pieces, than "here's a world you can just explore")

>>212677698
I still always make my own maps in most areas but then I dont play with people demanding the lore be that accurate so I guess it differs from group to group.

>>212676982
yeah, pretty much
>>212676891 (OP)
it's pretty fucked that this movie is like a B- movie and still mogs the shit out of all the sloppa that's been produced in the last 5 years

>>212676891 (OP)
Get lost, Paramount shill.

>>212677840
Holy shit, youre the Brazilian furry poster, aren't you?

>>212677775
>>212677698
>>212677570
>>212677522
DND originally was literally a diablo style dungeon crawler with most of the game based on combat and your characters dying. modern DND for the most part is based on theater kids playing improve with way less emphasis on combat and while the books and rules do say you can and should make up your own shit and that the lore is a suggestion, it's way easier for the DM to take shit from the lore and modify it than to create a new story and world out of whole clothe

>>212677840
>>212677881
Omg, it is you!

Post the rest of your collection.

>>212677840
>>212677881
>>212677913
Omg, I haven't seen these in a few years now. Post the rest. Is the movie still angering you?

>>212677913
>>212677881
>>212677840
it's woke, its gay and it's a B- movie and unfortunately being a B- movie is better than all the other recent sloppa that came out to the point the film mogs hard

Please subscribe to Paramount+ to watch our flop, guys! Everyone on Reddit loved it!

>>212677982
I don't have to subscribe because I bought the bluray.

Can I ask why you spent over a year, every day, every topic posting this over and over? You made almost every topic go to max posting just by posting alone.

>>212676982
It proves that woke and good aren't mutually exclusive.

>>212678034
Bumping to get a reply to this if they are still about

>>212678034
its funny that you act like that guy is obsessed when you've been the one making the gay threads over and over

>>212679063
>That guy

I just want to know what drove you to acr that way back then. I'm not making fun of you, I'm genuinely curious.

>>212679109
the movie sucked, what made your autism latch onto it?

>>212676891 (OP)
what's with the threads about this lately? is it on tubi or something? i have a vague interest in seeing it because the bald lady looks cute.

>>212679126
I enjoyed the movie, it was fun and that was it. I know you always ask "Why was it fun?" And it just was, nothing more beyond that.

I still don't get why it upsets you. If you don't want to give your opinion than that's fine, I was just curious.

>>212679161
No idea, it's a good, fun movie and that's all it needed to be.

>>212677092
it was ok when the 90s did it

>>212679192
how many threads have you made about it, be honest

>>212676891 (OP)
Because it was written by people with experience writing comedies, so the jokes landed. Also despite being diverse is surprisingly not woke.

>>212679231
All of them, you got me

>>212679231
The Paramount shill made at least 50.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/AXb3jLUvEawkZSi-5blc8w/

>>212677881
The movie definitely did this and I don't like how it has become a trend, but, honestly, the execution here was really funny. Chris Pine was incredibly charming and likable and the women didn't come off as girl bosses. The horned bitch was cute and the latina was a lovable brute.

>>212676891 (OP)
Reddit tried so hard to make it a thing. I'm glad it crashed and burned.

watched this POS and I felt bored throughout. I can't believe people liked this. Year One was better, or whatever that lame ''comedy'' with Natalie Herschlag was

>Dungeons and Dragons has announced that it's shifting to a franchise model, with Hasbro's former senior VP of digital games Dan Ayoub leading the charge as the new head of D&D. Ayoub shared the news in a LinkedIn post on July 9, saying: "We shifted our structure internally and D&D moved to a full franchise model, meaning everything: books, video games, film, and TV - everything touching the franchise lives under one roof."
Sequel is incoming, boys.

>>212676891 (OP)
it was good

>>212677913
>>212677840
This stuff just shows that culture warriors don;t know the source material.

does that retard even still post here why do you keep doing this OP

>>212676982
>is it woke?

>ugly nigger warrior front and center
>the plot revolves around saving muh mutt kid
>same race couples not allowed
>every scene is a joke, no sincerity allowed
Directed by Goldstein indeed. That kike never missed a chance to shove the agenda in.

>>212676891 (OP)
People are so used to being flooded with propaganda in movies that they hallucinate it in the ones that just want to be a fun movie.