Negroni status?

noosed

Dead recycled reddit meme status?

>>212678817 (OP)
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS
BOURDAIN DIDN’T FUCKING SAY THAT QUOTE SOME JACKASS ON A COOKING FORUM DID
STOP. LYING. ABOUT. BOURDAIN.

>>212678928
>Have a cold pint at 4 o'clock in a mostly
empty bar.

cringe

>>212678817 (OP)
>negroni
that's racist

Keep hating on Bourdain, meanwhile I'm watching Parts Unknown every night with a glass of red. You will never be loved, you will never be human

>>212679128
Did you also shake your head as you gringed?

the only video i saw of this guy he was in vietnam and slurping up noodles, being really obnoxious about it and getting the side eye from every vietcong there

He didn’t check in on himself thoughbeit

>>212678817 (OP)

How many photos are there of this dude just sitting around pretending to be cool lmao

>>212679187
Parts Unknown is CNN-goyslopaganda
If you want late-Bourdain content then watch the one season of The Layover. That was him coming out of retirement the first time before Parts Unknown killed him.

>taking life advice from someone who killed himself

>>212679172
Negroni sounds like a black people noodle dish.
Negroni and Cheese - hot sauce, American cheese singles, with Flaming Hot Cheetos sprinkled on top

>“Everybody’s been asking me, ‘What on earth are you going to say at Bourdain’s roast? He’s been shit-talking your name everywhere.’ And I’ve been saying, ‘Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of shit.’ Real messy. I want everyone to understand that I’m going to be the bigger man. I’m going to take the high road. I wouldn’t dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, shit-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger... Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfucker. No, I’m here to take the high road. Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."

>>212679230
Yes.

>>212678817 (OP)
negronis are gross and smell weird

>dude what if Lou Reed was a chef

>>212678817 (OP)
balls status?

>Eat at the

Already dis nigga telling me what to do as if he has any authority over me.

>Have a cold

Nigga still tryna tell me what to do

>Be open to a

Nigga worry bout yo-self. Sheet. Niggas don' know how t' mind d'er bidness.