Thread 212678946 - /tv/ [Archived: 694 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:04:22 AM No.212678946
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Why didn't he just vaporize all the nukes before they hit and claimed responsibility for it after?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:05:36 AM No.212678986
>>212678946 (OP)
Because he can see the future and saw that he didnt do that
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:07:55 AM No.212679053
Ozymandias made an anti-magic field out of tachyons.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:11:02 AM No.212679142
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>>212678946 (OP)
He literally tells you why in the movie
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:11:34 AM No.212679159
>>212678946 (OP)

he was too busy being naked
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:12:52 AM No.212679198
>>212679142
they showed a Vietnamese farmer in a rice paddy hat, and because of this stupid filter/silhouette effect, it STILL looks like he's vaporizing a pirate.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:13:27 AM No.212679216
>"dude, I'm literally a god"
>makes more retarded human decisions than most of the normal human characters
really makes u think
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:16:45 AM No.212679333
>>212678946 (OP)
He couldnt vaporize all nukes, only most of them.
Dr Manhattan isnt omnipotent.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:19:47 AM No.212679430
>>212678946 (OP)
He just didn't give a shit anymore
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:23:49 AM No.212679551
>>212679216
He has God like power but he is not a god. He even states that can see the future but has no power to change it.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:25:17 AM No.212679592
>>212678946 (OP)
Because hes weak and still constrained by universal laws like time and physics, hes not a reality warper
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:27:31 AM No.212679663
>>212679216
that's the point of the character retards it's about a human coming to terms with his godlike powers
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:38:18 AM No.212679966
>>212679216
he probably conjures some sort of super-ketamine, to stupefy himself. does stupid shit and forgets about it.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:54:45 AM No.212680448
i wish he was a girl
a big naked blue girl
with a huge cock
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:55:45 AM No.212680480
>>212678946 (OP)
Those tachyons made him not see or "miss" a part of the future where that happend, but even if he could see it he probably would not do anything, same reason he lit the comedian kill the viet women with his child, he was not human anymore
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:58:54 AM No.212680570
>>212680480
what good is "not" being human if you're still a retard who thinks with his dick and gets teary-eyed at your girlfriend's sad story
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:02:29 AM No.212680661
>>212680570
not completley gone but on its way
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:02:59 AM No.212680680
>>212678946 (OP)
The Mask vs Dr Manhattan?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:03:06 AM No.212680688
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>>212680448
So she could split into multiples and gangbang you?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:04:08 AM No.212680724
>>212678946 (OP)
Only the non-Moore comics ramp up Manhattan's omniscience and omnipotence. In the comics and even the film he falls for a blatantly obvious trap set by Veidt.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:10:47 AM No.212680978
>>212678946 (OP) Why didn't he just revived everyone?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:28:29 AM No.212681649
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>billion to one freak accident works one time then never again
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:33:05 AM No.212681830
>>212681649
yeah he walked into the room by accident. nobody else was that stupid.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:36:00 AM No.212681947
>>212678946 (OP)
He believed humans should have free will.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:38:27 AM No.212682046
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>>212681830
they tried a couple dozen other people and they never came back. Guess Dr. M can't even teach those guys how to reassemble themselves
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:39:37 AM No.212682093
Why did he have such a big dick
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:43:42 AM No.212682248
The comic does a much better job of showing he's annoyed by saving the world and saving Laurie because it's a chore.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:49:35 AM No.212682422
>>212679216
That's the point of Manhattan. He was a super human, not a god. Because most of the world saw him as a god and not as a human, Manhattan only got worse and felt more alienated
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:49:37 AM No.212682425
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>>212682248
The animated movie did
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:51:00 AM No.212682474
>>212682248
He's more depressed than annoyed. That's why he is so indifferent.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:56:27 AM No.212682665
>>212681649
Dong status?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:58:59 AM No.212682741
>>212682665
Kill yourself faggot
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:00:35 AM No.212682789
>>212682741
someone woke up on the wrong side of the plow
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:05:28 AM No.212682972
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>>212682665
attracted to jailbait
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:15:24 AM No.212683319
>>212682972
it's been so long if this is actually a real line that's brilliant
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:42:27 AM No.212684255
>decides to live as a black man with a black wife for several decades for no reason
You simply cannot comprehend him
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:48:03 AM No.212684448
What nukes? The bomb things Ozy sent to the cities weren't nukes. He used nuke-similar radiation to disguise what he was doing.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:49:06 AM No.212684488
>>212679333
Make a god dang blue laser that shoots them down, he literally makes crazy future tech all the time in his lab that he walks around naked in
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:50:01 AM No.212684521
>>212683319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOPrkbyqk8s&t=155s
It's real
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:50:05 AM No.212684525
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>>212678986
literally the only correct answer
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:51:20 AM No.212684562
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why didn't this guy help defeat Ozy?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:44:38 AM No.212686172
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Was Rorschach ok with the Watchmen getting killed off? The only one that seemed to affect him was Comedian dying.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:14:30 AM No.212686930
>>212684562
why would he go after a possible homosexual?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:15:41 AM No.212686956
>>212686172
>implying he wasn't the one who murdered the dyke whores
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:20:47 AM No.212687096
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>>212682789
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:22:06 AM No.212687132
>>212678946 (OP)
ligma
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:23:32 AM No.212687184
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>>212681649
>works one time then never again
I do it all the time, no big deal.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:29:23 AM No.212687377
>>212680480
It gave him a blindspot to those events. And his visions of the future past that is him fucking off to parts unknown to maybe become a proper god.
So before the events he assumed earth incinerates itself and he goes off into space.
Veidt does his best to get him ostracized so he will fuck off and wont know or care whats happening.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:31:35 AM No.212687435
>>212678946 (OP)
for a super being he was emotional and dumb
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:32:14 AM No.212687456
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>>212678946 (OP)
Not his problem
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:32:57 AM No.212687483
>>212679333
he can clone himself, each clone can change nukes to vending machines. he's just apathetic
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:34:54 AM No.212687526
>>212682046
they never tried with a brilliant physicist who was also in love with some ho
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:35:09 AM No.212687539
>>212687435
Asperger's hadn't caught on as a diagnosis when this was written. back then, people thought they still had empathy.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:35:17 AM No.212687542
>>212678946 (OP)
>vaporize every nuke on the planet at the same time, and while you do that also break down all isotopes on the planet that can be used to make nukes
>appear to every world leader at the same time and say "youre all faggot ass nigger pieces of shit, get the fuck along or youll wish i let you launch all the nukes"
>disappear to mars, checking in every decade or so as you see fit
Explain why this wouldnt work
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:39:10 AM No.212687663
>>212682046
>no sequel spinoff series about dr. mancattan.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:39:51 AM No.212687688
>>212682972
If I were him I’d just reverse her age or just make her appear physically younger.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:41:41 AM No.212687741
>>212687688
Shes still a tiresome bore to him because she's never going to do something new, something unexpected to him.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:27:08 AM No.212688918
>>212679216

Just like the real god.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:30:30 AM No.212689009
>>212678946 (OP)
They'd have more after a week
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:50:44 AM No.212689549
>>212681649
>>212682046
>A human body is composed of an estimated 7 octillion atoms, each with a specific location, bond, and quantum state that collectively gives rise to life. To reassemble a person, one would not only need to know the precise position and momentum of every single particle – a feat forbidden by Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle – but also flawlessly recreate the intricate web of chemical bonds and the dynamic, non-equilibrium processes that define a living organism.

osterman was 300 IQ apparently