>MY FRIEND DEXTER MORGAN!!!!! HE ALWAYS LOVED A CUBANO!!!!!
Did he really have to yell this across the restaurant?

How much would a place like this cost in Miami? Would it actually be affordable on a forensic technician's salary?

>>212681091
That treadmill THAT GODDAMN TREADMILL

>>212681091
Maybe not, but keep in mind season 1 was made 20 years ago and rents as a % of income have risen by a lot since then

>>212681091
>that weird doorway leading to the neighboring apartment

>>212680816 (OP)
did anyone watch the series where he was in alaska or wherever as a lumberjack?

>>212681091
https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1155-103rd-St-Apt-3A_Bay-Harbor-Islands_FL_33154_M69825-87094

Zillow has it listed for $155k back in 2009.
It's not a stretch that he could afford it honestly.

>>212681091
I fucking hate you faggots.

>>212681226
Yes everyone here has seen New Blood.
The location is a fictional small town in upstate New York.
You really should watch New Blood before starting Resurrection, or before watching the rest of it

>>212681193
That was added in later when Batista's niece lived next door and she was babysitting Harrison

>>212681277
Damn, yeah he could have actually easily afforded that

>>212681144
that treadmill is a damn hero

>>212681226
Yeah it started out pretty good and fell apart in the last couple episodes. Clancy Brown is a top tier Dexter big bad.

>>212681091
How did his neighbors not hear all the crazy sex he was having with Deb?

>>212681321
>I fucking hate you faggots
People who talk about a television show on /tv/?

>>212681193
There is not a chance in hell that paranoid schizo serial killer dexter morgan would have an alternate entrance to his apartment.

>>212681384
sex with deb

>>212681144
KEK, didn't everything basically go to shit since she had to go to the hospital and revealed herself in public?

>>212681375
>fell apart in the last couple
BUT this no longer matters as much thanks to the retcon bullshit, arguably making the whole thing a better watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1fGmVjWyoA

>>212681439
It wasn't there in the first seasons, it was put in when Angel's Hot Niece/Cousin (i forgot what her relation to him actually was) lived next door and babysat

>>212681581
Why did an old guy like Lundy get to plow her fields. BUT NOT ME??
It's not fair bros

When is the midge showing up? I came to see a team being assembled.

>>212682438
I smiled through the entirety of his flashback

>>212682124
>Why did an old guy like Lundy get to plow her fields. BUT NOT ME??
distant odd father...didn't get enough hugs/attention. there's a lesson there to all the dads out there

>>212682438
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YReto53NDhs

>>212681391
People who are obsessed with this
>could this character afford this house bullshit.
I've fucking had it.

>Enters the thread

>>212682610

>>212682033
I did not fucking remember this happening lol thats great

What is it with you and rape? Nobody's raping anyone.

>He's good at this.

>>212682632
Dexter's apartment is a pretty important plot point though
>Part of how he keeps up appearances
>Part of how his relationship with Rita is handled
>Is literally where he stores his trophies

>>212682632
He probably made 70-75, didn't have debt and didn't have any crazy spending habits so he was fine.

>>212681091
The apartment isn't the issue. The boat is the problem.

>>212683372
Exactly. But some cock sucking faggot zoomer has to make an issue out of it. Fuck itt.

why is deb not in resurrection?

>Don't be stressed.. But your friend was a serial killer and your girlfriend shot you.
>Just thought I would remind you in case you forgot
What the fuck was her problem??

>>212681091
he must be stealing the cash and valuables of his victims

>>212683217
kek

>>212682733
How'd you get this video of me?

>>212683587
she's clearly mad about white people and men in particular

>>212683710
>You're white... no offense
what the literal FUCK is this bitches problem?!

>>212683581
to punish us

I plan to watch the new series when it is finished, is it finished yet?

>>212684051
it'll be finished early September

>>212684109
Really? I thought it was at least half way done already. Thanks.

>>212684196
It's 2 episodes in and both episodes were released on the same day. Maybe you're thinking of the prequel series that also aired this year?

>>212684278
Nah I saw an article reviewing the first three episodes so I was like 'Ah there is probably 12 episodes, so they must be on episode 6 by now'.

>>212684807
why the hair behind the ears it looks awful

>>212683217
THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN

>>212684474
critics got to see a few episodes ahead of the general release

>>212684807
for me, it's josie+dexter deb

Season 3 was the only time I took a big break(2 weeks) from Dexter but Miguel is still one of my favorite chars

>>212684474
critics and some other people watched 4 episodes, they are not coming in a new batch, it's gonna be weekly

>>212682033
the evolution of chunky quinn to hot quinn was interesting

When will he appear again?

I love how cheesy they're making the show again

>>212685793
I would guess during the final act of the season, last 3 episodes or so, which will be more about Angel finally closing in on Dexter and give more reason for OG characters to show up.
(middle act will be about the new serial killer cult)

>>212681091
Dexter is a Nepo baby

>>212681581
>Anal
Lol

>>212685155
why did this make him so mad (internally)?

>>212687392
>MIGUELLLLLLLLLLL

>>212687392
He doesn't normally get hoodwinked, he does the hoodwinking. And he got completely hoodwinked by Miguel. Psychos don't react well to their ego being bruised.

Where can I download this app?

>>212687792
What do you need it for pervert?

>can't believe it... 3.49 for regular?

every time this show gets some big celeb like uma thurman I have to wonder why they have nothing better to do

I ordered my sour pickles an hour ago

>>212688103
Charlize Theron doing a season of Arrested Development in her prime (and being really funny) was better

>>212688103
it's an easy show to shoot and it's dexter, why would they not

>>212680816 (OP)
i want to fugg him. how do i do that.

It was a fun first couple episodes.
NYC as a setting is fun. Angel being back is fun. But I have a really bad feeling that the whole "league of serial killers" shit with Tyrion Lannister is gonna make this shit nosedive.

>>212688103
Uma is a has been. She's a famous actress but she's like Julia stiles. Simply an established actress

I mean dexter having Charlotte rampling was more ridiculous

Apparently they're still shooting Dexter even now, they really wanted the summer release.

>>212688336
Honestly modern shows should learn from them lol
This was a standard back in the day

>>212688373
Yeah, the other show that releases like it should is The Bear but the quality completely nosedived in season 3

>>212688293
That's how Dexter always is. The first few episodes of the season make a beautiful bed, and then the second half shits all over it.
I've come to appreciate it, honestly.

>>212686344
Properly people who are new to Dexter, I guess.

Done by rapefilms :p
https://youtu.be/Fox57HqOhEM

>>212683494
If I’m not mistaken, Original Sin set it up that he would have been gifted the boat?

I remember the internet being completely mad at how Dexter ended but I didn't know the show at all, I watched the final scene with Dexter going into the storm and was really confused as to why he would do that

>>212688528
Yea but they still cost a fortune. Docking feels alone. Dexter's boat is 32 feet. Cheap marina is 30 bucks a month, per foot. $1,000 just to dock. Never mind maintenance and fuel. Its too much.

>>212681091
He can afford it because he bought it in the late 90s/early 2000s when prices would be cheaper and the dollar would take you further in every department.

Plus you have Harry’s death, something that I’m sure resulted in Deb and Dex getting a decent chunk of change - if not from Harry’s personal savings then from selling his house.

Tldr; Yeah, Dexter could absolutely have afforded that apartment given his particular circumstances in life.

>>212687836
I like to walk around while jerking off I need to know that nobody is watching me do this. For reasons..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD_v6h_X8Eo

Imagine going for a murder carrying a branded backpack from your job.

>>212688578
Yeah, but Dexter isn’t some beat cop. He’s an established forensic analyst, so he’s gotta be making $70k+ and once you factor in over time, you’re looking at above six figures. $100k+ in the 2000s, with no real personal expenses beyond his “hobby”, I’m sure he can afford the boat.

uh im gonna say based

is basically nobody from post season 4 getting appearances?

>plot twist: the hallucinations are real been with him the time, reverse The Sixth Sense

>>212681384
JESUS CHRIST ON A FUCK STICK DEXTER
ARE YOU GONNA FUHCK ME OR WHAT

>>212688103
what the fuck is an uma thurman?

Are they gonna bang irl?
Maybe start up a Spiderman type lineage where everyone who plays those two characters end up dating?

>>212690782
I really hope so

>>212691995
>>212690782
She's literally a fucking dyke lol

>>212688295
>Charlotte rampling
Why did she look like a stoned cat?

>>212692027

>>212688870
murderers aren't usually the brightest of the bunch.

>>212689501
I think clyde phillips doesn't like these characters because he wasn't involved

>>212688336
They should have set it in summer.

>>212692027
Rules were meant to be broken nigga

>>212688578
They would have sold the house when Harry died, dexter and deb both probably walked away with 80k from that. Plus dexter has been in a good paying job for 10 years when the show started and doesn't really waste money on anything.

>>212692110
well if they start filming now for the obvious season 2 then we're probably going to get summer miami

Why am I the only one shooting scenes for season 2 right after we finished the first one Clyde? Also what's with the audio only Harry scenes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3_znBNPjl4
genuinely the best opening to a show

>>212682438
>>212682610

>>212692794
kino

>>212682438
it was cool in the og show
now it's just forced milking of a stale meme

>>212693411
it's just a nice throwback for old fans.
stop being such a cynic motherfucker.

>>212690782
Too bad that original sin is way less lewd, Is Showtime change how they show nudity in the new shows or something?

>>212693469
i'm an old fan and i hate it

I watched the first season of this shit and then stopped midway through the second season. I think I just hate tv shows because they're so fucking long. I think every tv show could just have been made into a 3 hour long movie and lose nothing.

they should've made this the reason dexter didn't die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7T68l_cLYo
Pretty interesting interview based around all the dexter shows

So the prequel was made so dexter can blame Harry about Brian?

>Dexter goes to NYC
>immediately finds Harrison

>>212694837
He knew the killing took place at that hotel.

>>212694945
>randomly hears on about a killing thousands of kilometers away
no matter how you look at it, it's a hella of a coincidence.

>>212694991
There was a strange murder that took place in the closest major city to dexters location that's bound to get media attention and that murder had dexters distinct style attached to it, which was sure to catch dexters attention. I mean this show has more plot holes than a sieve but this isnt one of them.

>>212695224
OK but he goes to that hotel and Harrison just happens to be right outside for him to see. he isn't even surprised that he works there.

So he told people his gf shot him?

>>212695265
Yeah, maybe they should have had a whole episode of dexter sitting in his car hoping he would show up.

>>212695426
there are ways to show dexter doing some actual research rather than have him randomly stumble upon the relevant information

>>212695490
It's not a well written show. Why can't you understand this? Dexter knew the murder happened at that hotel, he knew Harrison did it, so he went to the hotel. This is the shit youre hung up on? Not dexter sneaking around the hotel unnoticed or hiding in the room listening to the police while they're in their investigating and discussing the case?

>>212680816 (OP)
>>212680965
>>212682438
I watched the pilot yesterday. I really disliked the scene of Dexter fleeing the hospital. I'm afraid the writers are establishing Batista as the last main boss of the series. The ending will suck again.

>>212695605
>this piece of poor writing is more important than that other piece of poor writing
sure mate.

Harrison didn't even have to kill just like dexter didn't have to kill 3 years ago

>>212695750
It's standard fare for a show like dexter, you little retard. What kind of research did you want dexter to do to find harrison? Why are you even watching this shit? Dexter should be dead or in prison for killing that nig cop. Or how about how he should have been caught dozens of times in the original series and executed 20 years ago? You really are a fucking retarded if you're gettinf hung up on dexters poor writing at this point.

>>212695954
>What kind of research did you want dexter to do to find harrison?
opening the internet and looking at the latest news and filtering murders would be a start.
>that's not correct
>and if it was correct it doesn't matter anyways
>and why are you even watching this if you don't like that
stop arguing in bad faith, if you don't want this discussion feel free to fuckoff.

do hotels normally have spare toilet tank tops?

>>212696068
He already knew where the murder took place and who did it before even going to jew york. You're the one who's pretending to be retarded you little cock sucker.

>>212684009
Chad didn't want to slam her with his BWC and she's still mad

>>212696222
It wouldn't be in the same storage space as the daily use items but yes.

>>212682438
He looks 20 years older for a ghost, do ghosts age? What happens when Ghost Doakes dies?

>Freebo?

>>212682033
Waffle House... fucking hell hahaha, *THIS* is the type of thing that is missing from Dexter Resurrection on Paramount+ 2 Episodes Available.

>>212696521
It's pronounced

>TREE-BO

>>212696222
I worked in a fancy hotel, ironically as Harrison, I can confirm there is multiple rooms with just random shit like this knocking around.

Seriously? Like fucking seriously? Can they not come up with anything else. This is embarrassing

How are they going to work Brian into the serial killer club?

>>212696776
Talk about a sick twisted fuck.

>>212696776
dexter is going to kill the dark passenger, getting the attention of the secret serial killer club where they will reveal that brian was one of their most epic members.

This was so deep

Do you think Dexter prefers hunting in the city or in the small towns better?

>>212696862
Does a predator prefer to hunt in an urban jungle or a petting zoo?

>>212696917
Yeah but one is high risk high reward. I think Dexter likes to gamble though

>>212696776
he's going to show up after dexter kills masuka

>>212695265
>he isn't even surprised that he works there.
This show really was lacking a ten minute freak-out from Dex about finding out his son works in hospitality.

>>212697037
I meant that he works where he kills, that's super dumb

>>212697086
He doesn't kill there regularly , idiot. Hes only been working there a couple of months and he only killed the guy because he lacks impulse control.

>>212697086
It was an impulse killing because the date rapist couldn't stop running his mouth. Which is pretty in line with Harrisons characterisation from NB since he snapped some kids leg in wrestling because he pissed him off.

umm...yikes...this show deserves a lot of DINGs! a lot of sins in only 2 episodes

THANK YOU BASED BLACK MAN WHO CAN DO NO WRONG AND PROVIDES EVERYTHING WHILST WHITE MEN RUN AROUND NEW YORK KILLING PEOPLE AND RAPING WOMEN. THANKS YOU DEXTER IN 2025

>>212697132
>>212697151
it's still fucking dumb and Dexter could have made a remark about it, but no it's not even worth mentioning that killing where you work might complicate things

>>212697205
you're welcome

Why would an immigrant uber driver have an apartment below his that nobody is living in, that he rents to Dexter at a reduced rate? Wtf?

>>212697236
because dexter is a poor guy with a son that just moved to new york and the immigrant knows that struggle

Can't remember much of New Blood, but the Angela shooting Dexter then vanishing seems odd? I felt like the small town sheriff walked in, gave a 30 second dialogue wrapping up loose ends and we're to just accept it? Also some things I don't understand about resurrection. A massive New York hotel has no security cameras on the floors, a serial killer who goes as far to have a hoody that repels cameras takes his work backpack to kill people, where did Dexter get his rideshare car from so fast?

>>212697212
Dexter spent half the episode going around making sure Harrison didn't leave any evidence. He knows it was dumb.

>>212697266
the episodes so far are so massively cramped that a single episode would realistically take a week in real life

>>212697266
Dexter has always been retarded and full of plot holes.
He obviously traded the truck in and got a more appropriate car. Do you really need to be spoon fed everything?

somebody post breaking bad dexter ghost plate

itt: retards that want the whole season to take place in 2 episodes
you can see in the trailer that harrison is questioned by the female cop, have some patience you fucking zoomer autists

>>212687872
This is easily top 3 funniest moments of the entire franchise and I never see it mentioned.

>>212697322
Yeah, we need more scenes of dexter driving and sitting around in his car, doing some shopping, going to the toilet.

>>212697368
going by dexters hairline this happens in 6-8 so yeah people wont remember it

rewatched New Blood before getting into this. The ending of that wasn't bad, people were having a tantrum over nothing.
Also, Harrison wasn't the awful whiny bitch he was made out to be, the character was written as a turbochad. The complaints should have been pointed at ghost Deb, she was unbearably annoying and basically repeated the one line over and over again.

I'd still rate it high among the sea of slop that this franchise is.

dexterbros...we're r*ddit

Does law enforcement know who Harrison is? I don't remember Angel or Sherriff Teddy "you shot my black friend in self defence? Eh its fine" Reed mentioning there was a missing teenager.

There's a heavy emphasis on the father figure, Dexter being there for Harrison and saving people so far. 100% Harrison will get caught and Dexter will take the blame. Screenshot this.

>>212697236
It's a stretch but maybe he hadn't managed to find a tenant for a little while because of needing them to be undocumented or paying under the table and stuff (Dexter isn't undocumented but is trying to stay under the radar etc). And perhaps Blessing doesn't usually trust other immigrants outside of his own family or Sierra Leone in-group

>>212697467
This show is meant to run for 5 seasons

>>212697236
He probably worked for 20 years and bought the apartment like an average 50 year old man does

>>212697325
>Trading in a beaten up, hillbilly, conspiracy vehicle for a low-emission, modern, rideshare vehicle and becoming a verified driver instantly.
Yeah, that'll be it.

>>212697429
Michael is r*ddit. Dexter is kino

>>212697504
Is this true?

>>212697562
also it was stolen

>>212697467
Nah, blonde girl is getting framed.

>>212697467
>let's bring back a character from the dead just so he can go to jail in one season
Yeah, I doubt it

Never forget. They resurrected Dexter 10 years later to retain the title of worst ending in TV history after Game of Thrones came for the crown. Please manage expectations accordingly.

>>212697583
>https://www.dexterdaily.com/2025/04/dexter-resurrection-multiple-seasons.html
>“We’ve got the strongest franchise in Showtime’s history, and we plan to do this for years,” Phillips says.

>Hall chimes in: “Years with an s. The thinking is not to come back for a sort of self-contained one-off again, but leave it open to further exploration. The intention, and hope, is that the story will continue beyond this.
Have no fears we've got murders for years

>>212697583
>>212697504
The pitch was for 3 seasons, but it could go beyond that depending how it performs.

https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/dexter-resurrection-how-many-seasons-revealed/

Also, am I fucking retarded? Has it been only 10 weeks since New Blood? Was that stated?

It seems like Harrison has adjusted and settled into a life that would have taken at least several months. His intro montage was showing off all of his connections, he's an expert at his job, has an established relationship, friendships, etc. The timeline seems completely fucked for 10 weeks and for Dexter to be semi-paralysed would imply a longer coma, no?

>>212697663
it's stated multiple times that it was 10 weeks. the timeline is just fucked.

>>212697663
New Blood had shots of calendars which said December 2021, and Dex's new driver license says it was issued in March 2022.
So yes, that's how long it's been. It took only 10 weeks for Harrison (who should have been 12 years old) to go from being 16 to being 26

>>212697663
I think it was 10 weeks for Dexter to wake up. Then maybe a week or 2 after that for rehab? S3 months at a push. Though now I think about it New Blood took place up to Christmas and Harrison was still in school and then 3 months later in March he takes a test designed for people who failed to pass high school when he should be in high school.

>>212697628
>>212697641
Please let Michael C Hall rest. James Remar is literally going to die of old age soon.

Only 2 episodes in and I much prefer New York and the hotel setting over Miami and Iron Lake. Hope it stays in the city.

>>212697724
Hall wanted to do more Dexter, he's not doing it against his will or just for the paycheck.
If Remar dies or has to stop then they could easily replace him with a Christian Slater ghost lmao. The Dexter universe is now more broad and flexible that way

>>212697762
or they can bring Brian or Debra back

>>212697806
Brian might be interesting if it goes like I'm expecting by the end and it becomes father son serial killers now with murdered brother uncle serial killer ghost guide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdDG1mcXUT4
kvno overload

>>212697806
If for some reason they absolutely required another Ghost Deb appearance, it would probably become pic related. Seems that Carpenter is no longer an option

It's frankly worrying the number of people who don't recognise that Original Sin had all the same problems New Blood (minus Harrison) and makes me wonder if it's just zoomers who can't into kino.
And the amount of people who think New Blood's only problem was Harrison is also very worrying

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e5vVgTXJsaw
season 5 is ba-

>>212698020
Lumen looks so busted. Still would tho

>>212697903
New Blood was good but clearly was intended for more seasons then cut short. Harrison as a character and the actor's portrayal were not bad. We saw the beginning of a character arc which will now progress years later.
Original Sin was just okay, completely redundant brainfart though. I think that it was also intended to be a soft reboot and beginning of a new series. I'm 90% sure that Michael C Hall's lines in that series were overdubbed in post when the creators decided to go forward with Resurrection.
It's quite funny watching the producers of this franchise constantly trying to fix their own mistakes, making the same mistakes again.

They have 2 sets of actors now for ghosts in case of any deaths

>>212696850
>I can't cry
>despite the fact I've cried several times

>>212698374
they mention in an interview how new blood was planned for one season >>212694370

>>212698393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyf68N1kRb8
he doesn't even cry at his worst, he just growls like an animal

>>212698374
New Blood was supposed to be "the end" end but the writing of actually getting to that point was just so bad they backtracked hard on it

>>212698395
>>212698441
There was definite set up for a follow-up Harrison series.
End Dexter's character but leave open a future for the same story with a younger actor. Easy money.

>>212698472
>There was definite set up for a follow-up Harrison series.
Aster Cody serial killer series when?

>>212698472
love it when anons know more than the directors and writers

>>212684854
I can't believe goose would kill debra, that's not very human bean like behavior

>>212698899
Nta but there were multiple announcements of Harrison spinoff when New Blood ended.

>>212698899
that was their plan but then they realized harrison couldn't carry a show without dexter

>>212698899
It was officially confirmed shortly after New Blood came out that they had some plans to make a New Blood season 2 following Harrison and keeping Dexter dead.
Guess this was before they figured out that Harrison wasn't received and liked well enough to carry a show on his own

So what's Batista's motivation here? At the end of New Blood it seemed as though he knew, or suspected Dexter as the BhB and was en route to arrest him. Why not just do it as the hospital? Why is he speaking to Harrison in the previews?

>>212699014
>So what's Batista's motivation here?
La pasion. Is new blood worth watching btw? I'm on first ep. I didn't even know dexter got a reboot until today

>>212699014
He knows it's probably true but is still hoping Dexter isn't the BHB, which would be a painful revelation, to deal with his friend having caused Laguerta's death etc. So he's giving Dex more chances than he should.
He probably runs into Harrison completely by chance and the rest of the events of the season hinge on it, like the Tragedy of Debra Morgan the Vegetable thing last time

>>212699229
He'll run into Harrison by accident at the hotel when following up on the hotel. He'll clock the name Harrison Morgan, then he'll learn of the dismembered body matching the BHB MO.

>>212699463
He doesn't have his full name on the tag which probably means a kino scene of Harrison serving him a Cubano and old man Batista goes on another unexpected in depth discussion of the Morgan family

>>212699463
>angel comes to the conclusion that harrison was the bhb the whole time

>>212699707
>you're from miami right?
>yeah how did you know
>by your accent, my father used to work there and he loved those cubano sandwiches. let me get you one
kino?

>>212699768
>accent
does there any Hispanics here? can someone confirm Harrison speaks Argentinian Spanish? I always wondered.

How in the fuck is this absolute trash still going?

>>212699717
Given Harrison's ability, demonstrated 2 or 3 times by now, to suddenly become much older than he should be in the timeline, this actually wouldn't be outside the realm of possibility

>>212699707
Been a long time since I've watched the original series. No idea what's in a Cubano, but wasn't pulled pork Sandwich Dexter's thing?

>>212699014
>madre de dios dexter, you are saying coach logan was the bey harbor butcher?

That serial-killer-gathering subplot is going to fucking suuuuuuck.

>>212700513
It feels so completely unconnected and unnecessary to the other two story arcs going on I'm kind of wondering if it was originally a spin off show idea that got rolled into this.

>>212700513
I'm excited to see dastmalchian at least, hopefully he's not completely wasted

>>212698679
They can't ever do that for copyright reasons

I'm looking forward to seeing Peter Dinklage strapped to a table. I wonder if Dexter will tie him to a chopping board instead.

>>212680816 (OP)
Can someone explain why Dexter's Sherif (Ex) Gf covered for him ?

>>212683494
Doesnt the prequel explain that the boat was given or free by the records lady

>>212681581
I misremembered him to be the pedo from Seventh Heaven

>>212700893
buying the boat isn't the problem, maintenance on one is a bitch

>>212682438
The Dexter glazing bothered me a bit but Dexter's narcissism sorta explains it

>>212700867
Woman brain

>>212700940
Thats a fair point, he was probably stealing the money off of his victims

>>212700833
>It seems a shame to waste a full sized trashbag on this cleanup...

>>212700974
Still doesnt make sense, she covered for Dexter killing the cop as self defense when she has no reason to do it

>>212697325
>>212697562
>traded in a truck he doesnt own

>>212700833
Cut in 3 pieces instead of 9

>>212701103
She felt bad that he got shot basically

>>212701103
Genuine question, did you just not watch the previous 9 seasons of this show?

>>212700750
They could always throw more money for the rights but I think the idea that Dexter is encouraging his foster children to be serial killers is not gonna be well received.

With Harrison it makes more sense and there is still a but of conflict on whether or not to put Harrison in that path

>>212701174
I have and all the bad plot holes have been given a lazy reason with bad writing, here they didnt even bother with it

>>212700867
Maybe didn't want it to be a whole thing because that might lead to Harrison getting called in for questioning? Its the only reason that comes to mind other than Iron Lake have all spent way too long breathing in those furnace fumes.

>>212700867
I watched New Blood and I still cannot figure this out. Her photo said "we're even". Even how? She figured out he was the BHB, Dexter then killed an innocent (and had no remorse), gets shot by Harrison and Angela covers it all. I am so confused.

>>212697368
>If Dad taught us anything, it's the value of human life
>Yeah but I think we had different homework assignments

>Autoerotic... mummification.

>Quinn getting his phone + gun back from the "stripper's" car, with Batista's help

>Michael C Hall playing Young Dexter

>>212701438
the show obviously doesn't want her character back to answer any of that so she just left town over night, and is unfindable somehow

>>212701438
>Even how?
Dexter caught and killed the serial killer that was running rampant in the town, as well as dealing with his dickhead son.
I can't remember all the details but didn't he also save Angela's daughter or something?

>>212701438
>Her photo said "we're even". Even how?
Best guess is because Dexter figured out what happened to her friend that Beard Guy killed.

>>212697711
I'm looking forward to Resurrection Season 2, set 2 years later after Harrison's retirement and teaching his own 20-year old son The Code

>>212700233
he always said pork sandwich, not pulled pork. A cubano is a type of pork sandwich

>>212701818
that's the only thing that makes sense, that she figured out dexter killed kurt and decided that made them even somehow even though that's not really in line with her character

>>212702174
didnt she become a cop just because of what happened to her friend? she saw a chance at leaving everything behind and starting new
either way i don't really understand why people are so hung up over new blood leftovers, just move on who cares everyone wants to see dexter revived not dexter fixing stuff from his past

>>212702348
I just want a whole season of dexter on the run from a manhunt and I keep getting teased with it just to have it taken away

>>212702502
Agreed.

>>212702502
I wanted a courtroom drama personally. Would have allowed for a bunch of kino flashbacks with bad wigs.

>>212702502
>>212702609
well you have to cope with the fact that we're in the universe with dexter:resurrection and not dexter:manhunt
he's 100% going to get convicted as the bhb at some point but if it's going to evolve into a manhunt where dexter goes fully rogue killing gas station clerks to not get caught we'll see

>>212682124
He'd plow your fields if you just talked to him.

What are some good TV shows to watch in meantime?

>>212702348
>why people are so hung up over new blood leftovers, just move on who cares everyone wants to see dexter revived not dexter fixing stuff from his past
I was expecting them to come up with a competent explanation

>>212702902
Oz

>>212702928
Too many coons.

>>212702995
have fun missing out on a top 5 show of all time because you're a retarded chud

>>212702502
Technically Batista is after him...

>>212703026
I bet you think The Wire is top 5 too.

>>212702902
I hear Banshee is good

>>212702902
Burn Notice

>>212703265
i watched an ep of the wire and dropped it

>>212702502
BASED

>>212680816 (OP)
That looks just like Jannik Sinner

>>212702902
Mr Inbetween

>>212703282
First few seasons are great, the last couple of seasons really went downhill

>>212695287
shot a big injun load all over his chest

https://x.com/SHO_Dexter/status/1944788991397802327

>Paramount release promotional video with Dexter and Batista reacting to Dexters best moments
>They're all from seasons 1-4
Pottery.

>>212703222
I said a manhunt, not a hermanohunt

>>212703958
kek

>>212695287
His (then Ex?) gf told him that she shot him for almost inexplicable reasons

The show would improve immensely if this shithead wasn't wasting precious running time being in it.

>>212704045
He seems much better in this than in New Blood

>Giant hotel in new york doesn't have CCTV outside rooms
Holy shit I don't know if I can take it. Trading in a stolen car, the killer taking his work backpack to kills, Harrison somehow being popular, getting a job and living in the hotel in 2 weeks I was willing to overlook.

>>212704114
10 weeks***

>>212704097
Agreed. I actually don't mind Harrison now that he's actually on the path to becoming just like his Dad

>>212704097
they genuinely hate him because he isn't as good looking as dexter
he was so ugly in new blood with that shitty greasy hair it made people dislike him instantly

>>212704097
harrison in new blood was just 95% teen drama shit, now he's just dexter jr.

>>212704045
I like him so far. That second to last episode of New Blood with them working together was great. I just hope they get back to that pretty fast and don't spend most of the season with Dexter diving behind couches to not be seen.

>>212704114
The Manager explains that they want their guests to have as much privacy as possible

Its plausible in case guests are unfaithful to spouses and want to avoid leaving evidence for private investigators from the spouse, so such hotels would be a good choice

>>212695739
There is another...

how did dexter get the truck back from the impound lot when he stole it and doesn’t have any proof it’s his?

>>212688418
Could they legitimately get away with robo Doakes? It would be so ridiculous and hilarious, but the levels of kino would also be so high I don't think anyone would complain.

>>212696776
Biney would be above it. I could see him making a ghost appearance shit talking them to Dexter.

>there's some kind of john wick esque serial killer society
kek

>>212704222
He killed one guy due to him trying to rape a chick and used knowledge he learned to try to hide the crime and now he's Dexter Jr? No. They even show him not being able to handle it well.

>>212694311
What else are they gonna do? Make Dexter a Ninja Assassin?
He would have 100% known about this defect growing up so in that moment where he wanted Harrison to kill him he would have directed him to shoot where his heart would have been

>>212703265
list your top 5

>>212705543
i wouldnt mind it if they didnt show that Uma was all powerful.
>magic phone app that finds cameras
>shown to have found identity of 2 serial killers before police
>kills someone in a bank parking lot mid day

>>212705908
Euphoria
Will and Grace
Rupaul's Drag Race
Degrassi
Stephen Universe

>>212705032
If Quinn became a big bad, that would be a waste of his return. Most of his arc in the original series led up to and was an extension of
>"It's obviously self-defense..."
He knew Dexter was the BHB, but toward the end of and after s5 he gave a lot of tacit approval of it and backed off and liked and respected Dex anyway.
The only correct use of Quinn would be if he gave Dexter some kind of assist

>>212706143
So Quinn kills Batista and Dexter kills Quinn and Harrison kills Dexter for real this time.

>>212706114
imagine being too scared to post your actual opinion on an anonymous board

>>212697368
It is, and I will post it in every thread.
It's Masuka's bluntness to "knowing" Doakes is the BHB

Dexter's Lab and Dexter both have younger sisters and don't forget THE FLORIDA EVERGLADES! YEP! YEP!

>>212697266
Small town folks are just like that
No need for all that closure bullshit

>>212705257
Robo Hobo Doakes is what we need. He's been living in the backalleys of NYC this entire time. Supplies Motherfucker!

How's Original Sin?

>>212707152
>>212705257
dexter needs to embrace the ham
new blood was already retarded, just fully unshackle the writers

>>212681144
dexter's only nemesis that got away with it

>>212707239
kino

>>212705257
>>212707152
I wouldn't want them to do Robo Doakes "for real," it would be jumping the shark even by absurd Dexter standards.
But they could do it as a dream scene or drug trip hallucination or whatever. Like how 13 Reasons Why, a series with some clear Dexter influence and shared elements like the ghosts of dead characters, did a bizarre dream sequence where it's like a future cyberpunk Terminator war and the dead rapist Bryce appears as pic related

>>212707239
It was alright until the reveal of who the child murderer actually was turns out it was toxic masculinity

>>212708128
I was fine with it except for how it's quickly swept under the rug and they go "wow, who'da thunk it, ok moving on..."
When it should have been something impactful enough that Ghost Harry and others at Miami Metro would still be ashamed of and still talking about, 15 years later, or that the department should get shut down or completely restaffed and replaced over. Not an easily survivable debacle for them

>>212697899
It just clicked with me that we are probably going to see Dexter talking to all the younger versions of the characters including himself at some point

>>212699014
He is in denial that he is the Bay Harbor Butcher and is hoping it is actually Dexter so he can spread the blame elsewehre

>>212700833
"I've never been too focused on being green, but it was nice to not have to dump as many bags in the ocean as I usually do"

>>212703282
Mike!

>>212704045
He sucks so much we would have been better off with them replacing his actor with Ellen Page and just refuse to acknowledge it in any way

I like the idea of Batista as a big bad, but it can only last 1 season really. I think he'll find out about Dexter killing the "Serial Killers Club" and approve that he's doing more harm than good, lets him go free.

>>212705972
>>magic phone app that finds cameras
That is actually believable and not too difficult to do, Phone cams can detect UV/IR light from other cams, so such apps can easily be designed

new general now !!!!