This is the best Marvel flick in like half a decade

It's good, but not great.

and then?

It's great, but not good

Just keep sloppin at the trough lmao

>>212681935 (OP)
It was mid, but better than most usual MCUdreck...it was a chickflick thou

>>212681935 (OP)
That isn't Loki Season 1 Episode 5, or DP&W

>>212681935 (OP)
Bob saved that dull waste of a movie
Deadpool was funnier, had more creative action scenes and it's not even close

>>212681935 (OP)
It felt like a holiday special. nothing really happened

>>212681935 (OP)
A couple here get physically angry if you bring it up. It's kinda funny.

>>212681935 (OP)
LOOK AT THAT LITTLE PIGGY IN THE MIDDLE

>>212681935 (OP)
It's good but it once again pulled the classic MCU waste of a supervillain by having the void be both defeated and super nerfed both in powers and what he does. It was a huge cop out to have him not actually kill anyone. The Void is supposed to be an apocalyptic event thats a threat to the greater cosmos the same way Galactus is.

>>212681935 (OP)
I hate pugh so much it's unreal.

pugh has a stinky pussy

>thunderbolts
>the winter soldier
>infinity war
Top 3 MCU Kino. I love power of friendship movies about fuck ups banding together and winning the day. Guardians does the same thing but TB does it way better.

it was boring as shit

>>212681935 (OP)
yeah but the marvel brand and superhero fatigue killed it's chances in the BO

same with superman

>>212681935 (OP)
And it did under 400m lmao

>>212681935 (OP)
Only children, gay men, and lesbians have seen this.

It's genuinely fucking awful and boring and a major step down from when the MCU was halfway decent. I'm glad it flopped because it is truly dogshit and far removed from the stuff fans of the MCU liked when it first got going.

Shan't be bothering with the MCU until they're done with this shit-tier everything they're doing currently.

>>212682851
All of New York got swallowed into a shadow dimension filled with their worst fears, for like half an hour or so. That's scarier than a Daredevil episode and would realistically spike calls to psychiatrists after the fact.

>>212683334
Literally the most lovable woman on earth.

>>212683684
I doubt it because the little girl seemed completely fine after she got un-shadowed
Movie had no teeth.

>>212683624
That's because it's every MCU trope we've seen 5 times already. The story space is just exhausted and should be let to die.

You’d think they’d stop phoning in scripts at this point. Shit was more predictable than the last Thor movie.

>>212683745
how's her ass game though?

>>212681935 (OP)
Just half??

>>212683624
out of morbid curiosity I watched a few minutes and was surprised how disconnected that chick is. It's like she has NO desire to be there.

>>212681935 (OP)
I like the Thunderbolts more than whoever the Avengers are now. Onions Hulk, Captain Falcon, that Chinese guy, etc.

>>212683257
I assumed they were just making a new Hulk for the MCU considering Hulk is all fucked up rights wise apparently. Here's our new guy who has ultimate power but with a great cost. Wanna use Hulk? Well he might lose it. Wanna use Sentry? Well he might lose it. And they can do whatever they want with him. Unlike Hulk.

>>212683745
She looks like the friends sister that you passed on.

mauler and efap destroyed this slop

>>212683905
literally who?

>>212683752
what does the void show? they're most painful memories? maybe the kid didn't have any

Sentry vs Doom
Who win?

>>212681935 (OP)
Thunderbolts was really dumb. I thought the whole "new avengers" thing was just a marketing gimmick. Like "hahaha! Can you imagine? These nobodies are the new avengers?" Then I saw the movie and it was an actual plot point, and they literally are supposed to be the new avengers.

Why was Captain America white? Wasn't Captain America black in a film that came out three months ago? And why was he not the normal white Captain America?

Why was 75% of the movie act one?

You know what I really like in movies? When you have a bunch of useless characters who aren't there to do anything, so you just incapacitate them with some contrivance. And then you cut back to them as they're grunting and struggling and shouting "hey, don't forget about me! I'm a character too!" And then when the plot says ok you can help now, they all break free. It's like that scene in Jurassic World where the t-rex gets real close to the main character's face... except there's seven main characters, so they all have to squeeze together to get into the same shot.

>>212683841
It's quite flat and pudgy, not developed. But I still want to french kiss it.

>>212683970
Dr Manhattan

>>212683257
Be patient, the Void in the comics has often also been about taunting and tormenting and not killing people outright, like the Hulk.

>>212683752
She was so young I'd think she was mostly confused unlike the adult chararacters who definitely had deep shit to deal with. They even designed Void Rooms for other Thunderbolts but couldn't fit them in the movie.

>>212683684
Thay happens in every movie and everyone ignores it

>>212683970
Doom wins every fight against any being unless the writer wants the other person to win

shes just like me fr fr

Bob was based

>>212681935 (OP)
Can he mog Superman?

>>212683745
slampiggycore

>>212681935 (OP)
Gotg 3

>>212681935 (OP)
unwatchable 1.5 speed couldn't make it entertaining turned off after an hour

>>212681935 (OP)
is this an alternate poster for one of the Hobbit films?

>>212681935 (OP)
First MCU movie I liked since Endgame (I only really liked No Way Home to the extent Tobey was in it).

I am not really a shipper either, but I like the Bob/Yelena romance too.

>Best
>Flops

>>212683928
long man and the furry gang
about as relevant as this movie lol

>>212682431
Deadpool wasn’t funny or remotely good, I turned it off halfway through. I was somewhat looking forward to seeing Thunderbolts and was pretty disappointed, but I at least finished it. The last Marvel movie I genuinely enjoyed was GotG 3, and before that I have no idea. Maybe the first Iron Man.

>>212681935 (OP)
>This is the best Marvel flick in like half a decade
They've released nothing but absolute fucking trash for over a decade. What a meaningless statement

>>212681935 (OP)
the climax are always so disappointing it started off so good

>>212681935 (OP)
Like most marvel movies I had no idea who any of the characters were. All those scenes of her talking to her dad I didn't give a shit about because I didn't know who any of these characters are. Way too much talking about their feelings. The sentry dude was cool and I liked their fight at the avenger tower. The shadow stuff was kinda weird and gay.

>>212681935 (OP)
>half a decade
aka "a few years"
aka "5% of a century"
aka "some time"

Tits my favorite marvel film besides Dr Strange

>>212681935 (OP)
And it's still terrible.

>>212681935 (OP)
so it's still worse than endgay

When they're in the cave fighting there is a thing on a desk that looks like an X in a circle, it pops up several times, it looks like the X-men logo. I thought they were implying that Elaine created the x-men project