>has 2 hide his secret gay lifestyle or his life will be in danger
>dances in a gay club in the next closest city that has other mafia guys visiting to get extortion money
I know he's not very smart but I think he would get better at hiding in the closet if he's been doing it for 13 years. He could just go to a bathouse or to the gas station toilet or something.

>>212684672 (OP)
>if vito wanted to pursue that lifestyle, he should've done so quietly
>he was, wasn't he?
chase BTFO'd the chuds once again

>>212684672 (OP)
FACK U DOIN

I thought this was a shot from the film Cruising (1980) with Al Pacino

>>212684672 (OP)
Anytime they think they can get this filth to straight eyeballs they take it. It is fucking absurd that a giant Italian gangster is secretly fagging out at night behind his crews back. LGB agenda is pure evil.

>>212684672 (OP)
he would've gotten away with it. just say it's slander. who are they gonna beleive, some random thugs or a captain?

he had to get it on

>>212684672 (OP)
my honest reaction when vito got caught

>>212684672 (OP)
It was a fucking prank

IRL this isn’t inaccurate. gay clubs in nj/nyc were mobbed up. even the sick ones portrayed in Cruising. William Friedkin got the inspo from a real mobster who had an s&m club in the meatpacking district (now a luxury shopping district).

>>212685018
This. It was a joke. He could have gotten a note from his doctor.

>>212684672 (OP)
If he went to a bathhouse or gas station toilet he would have run into you OP

>>212684672 (OP)
It was the night of Johnny Sacks fat daughter’s wedding.

>>212684883
This sounds very gay.

>>212685114
can you really get a note from your doctor saying that you like to suck cocks?

>>212685235
For sure, you can get his note all over your face even.

>>212684672 (OP)
In fairness, it is a little strange that they did their pickup during club hours. You'd think they'd do that during the day with no customers around.

>>212685018
>>212685114
should have said he was working undercover

>>212684672 (OP)
>he's been doing it for 13 years
that's the thing...he'd fucked half of NJ/NY at that point and starts getting over confident. Happens to the best of us

>>212684883
It wasnt presented as a good thing. Everyone in that club looked like a fucking dirty degenerate

>>212684900
No, he wouldn't. Higher ups in the new york family would be aware that the gay club was paying protection money, those guys had a legitimate reason for being there and no prior animosity with vito.

>>212684672 (OP)
He was pulling a prank, that's all. He was a real come from behind kinda guy, he wouldn't have actually fagged out on Tony.

>>212684672 (OP)
>why was this gay man so reckless in his pursuit of satisfying his sexual fetishes?
>that's not like gay men at all!

>>212684672 (OP)
It was a joke!

>>212684672 (OP)
You'd need at least 10 inches to get into Vito's cheeks

>>212684900
even if he could somehow cover up being at the gay club, finn's story about him catching in the parking lot would've sealed his fate

he was also blowing some guy at the construction site the mobsters had no show jobs at

>>212684672 (OP)

He didn't know the New York families collected tribute from that gay bar. And afterall, he was just joking.

>>212684883

The fact that a skinny gay guy would fuck that fat fuck goes to show that they are pretty gross individuals.

sopranosfags will defend this plotline

>>212684672 (OP)
They were all fat wogs with the IQ equivalent of the pasta they stuffed their faces with. It's a miracle they could tie their shoelaces on their own.

The entire series is just bad people making bad decisions.

>>212684883
This was way before the media started pushing the "gay = totally normal and not degenerate, actually they're better than straight!" narrative

>>212688615
no, not anymore

>>212688615
It's very defensible considering the real life DeCavalcante family (the NJ mafia family it's based on) had a gay boss, and the family killed him for it.

If you're not a come from behind kinda guy you wouldn't get it.

>>212688838
Worker at a bar the “real Tony soprano” was a regular at. He’d order drink and tip us 100$. Was sick

I think we know who was the real gay faggot in the mafia was

>>212684672 (OP)
I don't know if you noticed but mobsters are dumb as fuck

>>212684672 (OP)
The interesting thing is that he could've just denied it and it would've been his word against those low level guys.

>>212691556
Dumber than you ya moolinyan?

>>212684883
dumb Russian ESL

>>212684732
I love how this is meant to be a meta nod that he was, but he really wasn’t at all.

>>212691516
>A thoroughbred

>>212692081

> meta nod that he was

I don't get it

>>212684767
nothing
i was here
its a joke

>>212691811
i now understand the joke for the first time

>>212688560
Pretty much this. He didn't know every collection spot for NY goons. That being said, he should've occasionally went to gay bars in AC and made a weekend out of it with the stakes so high. Over-caution was necessary here.

>>212694018
Aye, Chwistopher, come ere
*smacks head*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t15SG324Uw&list=WL&index=10

>>212691516
Tony didnt go for girls like that. He wasnt like you and I, he had options

>>212694375
She was much hotter than that born again Christian, Connie

>>212684732
None of them would've cared as much if Vito was the top.

>>212694415
but not hotter than svetlana

>>212694480
>>212694375


tfw no 44 year old cute yoga instructor gf with big tits

https://www.instagram.com/arielkiley/?hl=en

>>212694375
OHHHHHH!
Speak for yourself, buddy. You're talkin to someone who's had sex with over 1000 slam pig thots

>>212694655
>slam pig thots
oooh!! that could be some man's wife you're talking about!!

>>212694451
In therapy Tony said it's fine for mobsters to fuck men b/c there are no women there

>>212694781
What do you want them to do, jack off into a tissue?

>>212694859
20 years in the can. I ate grilled cheese out of my celly's bussy.

>>212694699
That sonafabitch husband is fucking my bitch!

>>212685235
You can get pretty much anything you want at gunpoint

>>212695906
Such as?

>>212691929
dumb murican ESL

>>212684883
It’s loosely based on something that happened in real life. The underboss of the DeCavalcante family was murdered in the early 90’s after it became known that he was secretly gay

>>212688797
You didn't watch the show. Or you weren't smart enough to understand it.

>>212696522
But if became know he was secretly gay then he's not secretly gay anymore so there's no reason to kill him

It was a joke, the meds got him all fucked up.
He could get a doctor's note for it.

>>212696578
Yeah, true. But he was killed after people found out he was gay

>>212690220
Who TF is the real Tony Soprano

>>212685235
>Vito not a fag, signed, Dr Moshe
There

>>212684856
Same

>>212684672 (OP)
anon a lot of gays are cumbrains. a gooners' gooner, if you will.