Cast me

>>212686112 (OP)
Belushi, Candy, PSH, RIP

>>212686112 (OP)
He’s unironically better than me because he can have sex with that one girl whenever he wants since she seems to be very open to it while I have no one. But let’s be real even if I was born as a boomer I’d still probably somehow manage to get zero pussy in the 60s

>>212686828
>He’s unironically better than me because he can have sex with that one girl whenever he wants since she seems to be very open to it
She moved to the other side of the country, he had a window of like 1 semester and she probably wouldn't have been interested in him if he wasn't a puritanical prude anyways so it's a moot point.

>>212686112 (OP)
Amy Schumer

>>212686987
>he had a window of like 1 semester
Did you finish the book, friend? She saved him from getting locked up at Charity. But you're right. Ignatius is too fucked in the head to ever actually have sex.

>>212686112 (OP)
Was he supposed to be a parody of a grown-up Holden Caulfield?

>>212686112 (OP)
me as ignatius

>>212687969
>Did you finish the book, friend?
You caught me, I got sidetracked halfway through it and forgot to finish for the past 4 years.

>>212686112 (OP)
The guy that wrote this book is......le dead from suicide

>>212688002
He's nothing like a grown up Holden Caufield.

>masturbates to his childhood pet dog
>gets a boner when niggers are touching him

>>212686112 (OP)
A 4chan janny

>>212688117
>Argues with publisher about changes to his novel
>Kills himself
>Mom shops it around and finally gets it published
>Posthumously wins Pulitzer
Was it worth it?

>>212686700
good one

>>212686112 (OP)
KYLE!

>>212689970
Do people get laid off of Pulitzers? Like I'm sure it would've been kind of fulfilling for him because he was a bit of an academic, but I feel like successful genre fiction writers get way more mileage out of their reps than the average Pulitzer winner.

>>212686112 (OP)
is this supposed to be a satire of Catcher in the Rye?

>>212691400
No. You'd be a fucking moron to think that.

>>212691400
>>212688002
Where is this weird ass take coming from? Did some prominent internet homosexual say this dumb shit recently?

>>212691436
>>212691465
>wears dumb hat
>thinks he's better than everyone else

I dunno, seemed kinda similar to me

>>212691392
I think it's being in literary circles that gets you laid, and the accolades come later.

Remember when rory Gilmore mentions Ignatius in her graduation speech? How did that affect her development?

>>212691493
I'm not gonna tell you to read it if you don't want to, but trust me that they aren't very similar, just extremely different kinds of insufferable.

Ive disliked everyone ive ever met who enjoyed this book

Is this the earliest depiction of the modern neckbeard?

>>212687775
Bruh...

Hope they never adapt this, it's too good