How do you respond wituout sounding mad?

Make fun of him for losing his shoe in the snow

tell him he should keep his nose out of my gfs panties

>They say, there are no two people on Earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure?
>Cause they would have to get everybody together in one huge space and obviously that's impossible, even with computers. Not only that, they would have to get all the people who ever lived, not just the ones now.
>So they got no proof. They got nothin'.

>your hair was in duh toilet watuh
>Disgusting

>>212690433

>>212689579 (OP)
>Yeah well the jerk store called, and they are all out of you!

>>212690824
id add to this even if two sets of fingerprints in the database were matching they wouldnt come out and advertise it, it would fade away into obscurity.

>>212690824
>>212690904
no two fingerprints? seems unlikely that it hasn't happened

OK, big guy

>>212689579 (OP)
>dumbass retarded idiot sayswhat??
you just know he’d fall for that shit

>>212690939
exactly, yet we just cant know.

>>212690433
>>212690824
I've always thought this whenever they say that no two snowflakes are alike. Given that there's been several magnitudes less people than snowflakes though I'd still bet that there probably haven't been two identical sets of fingerprints yet, though it's easily possible.

>you're right guys I do have a drug problem and I have to work on it hopefully with your support I can get back on my feet

>>212689579 (OP)

>>212691040
agree about the snowflakes and even if we found two identical ones it would be fine to keep saying most 99% of them are different to the point its ok to generalize

>>212691107

have a sheat

>>212690824
>>212690433
I wouldn't be surprised if Jordan Peele got extremely high one day and watched this episode of The Sopranos, heard Christopher's rant about implied cloning/döppelgangers went "DUDE...." and immediately started writing the script for "Us".

>>212691758
https://youtu.be/tjwkcmPOeuk?si=bMBBRWuVb3oj3kU1

>>212689579 (OP)
>Ey T, it was Paulie told the Ginny Sack joke to Johnny.

>>212690667
He had the flu

>>212691107
>>212691687
not funny

>>212689579 (OP)
no u

>>212689579 (OP)

>>212689579 (OP)
>How do you respond wituout sounding mad?

>>212689579 (OP)
>you're weak
>you're out of control
I do not understand. Doesn't being out of control require a considerable level of strength?

>>212689579 (OP)
My gf said I was "embarrassing" her after I had a few vodkas with xanax. I was offended, called an uber, and got the fuck away from those squares. dumb bitch, can't let me get wasted for even one night

>>212689579 (OP)
Your motha was a hoooah and you're not even Italian

>>212690824
Sacred and propane

>>212690993
Who's the dago in the middle?

>>212696609
Nick Mousilini