Thread 212690334 - /tv/ [Archived: 556 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:17:56 AM No.212690334
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Explain how this wouldn't work
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:18:55 AM No.212690367
>>212690334 (OP)
Leap materia
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:19:41 AM No.212690386
>>212690334 (OP)
I hated how they made Cloud so OP in this fight scene. Everything after the OG FF7 is pure trash.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:23:11 AM No.212690476
>>212690334 (OP)
Is this real?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:25:55 AM No.212690551
>>212690334 (OP)
Final Fantasy, it's in the name
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:14:45 AM No.212691786
>>212690334 (OP)
this movie just feels like an unskippable intro cutscene
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:20:20 AM No.212691911
>>212690367
>>212690386
>>212690476
It's implied that they're a high level (lvl 80+ or something) after the original story. That's why without materia Tifa can take on the dude in the church as such high speed and strength, Cloud can jump so high, everyone can fall great heights, people can deflect bullets, take shots to the face. Even if it's a movie it still follows some of the rules of the game where a high level means high HP and stats. It's stupid I know, but that's Anime in many cases, suspension of disbelief and even a weird explaination is one.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:22:43 AM No.212691968
>>212691911
So it just retconned all the other party members not being on the original journey with Cloud and being on level 1? Fucking retarded.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:24:27 AM No.212692009
I feel bad for cringing

This used to be the tightest shit ever but kinda seems childish now

I guess it's better than jew nigger media
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:24:29 AM No.212692011
>>212690334 (OP)
final fantasy sloppa
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:25:49 AM No.212692044
>>212690334 (OP)
It works, we are trying it with the boys at the swimpool all the time.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:27:12 AM No.212692092
>>212690334 (OP)
>Tifa launches Cloud one fucking handed
>it's the most powerful boost out of the entire team
I love this woman
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:28:47 AM No.212692136
tifa
tifa
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>tifa attacks you with >1,000,000 power
nothing personnel kid
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:28:55 AM No.212692141
>>212692009
>I feel bad for cringing
You should feel bad. There's something holding you back from just appreciating fantasy media for what it is. You don't have to impress anyone, anon. Just enjoy what you like
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:30:38 AM No.212692203
bingbing
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>>212692141
I wish I could but something switched off in my brain and I can't enjoy movies/music/media/anime/games like I used to. It just feels like dishonest insulting shit for some reason.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:33:06 AM No.212692256
>>212691968
huh? No, watch the movie again (sorry) and you'll see they all do crazy feats of strength and speed. Recall that this is after the team fought Seph and all kinds of crazy shit along the way, they're stronger than normal people by a long shot.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:42:11 AM No.212692457
>>212691911
Levels are a game mechanic and have no bearing on the story. You sound like a faggot who tries to assign levels/spells to Gandalf.
>>212690334 (OP)
great job posting this OP. I just finished replaying FF7 earlier today and was planning on rewatching this flick again soon.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:53:35 AM No.212692680
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>>212692457
Wrong, I level up all the time. You could too if you grinded EXP, but you can't because you chose to be an ambient NPC that repeats scripted route and lines everyday.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:54:14 AM No.212692691
>>212692680
why do only gay retards use this image
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:55:11 AM No.212692711
>>212692691
Because they are gay and retarded
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:00:09 AM No.212692808
>>212690334 (OP)
wtf they made troll science into a game??
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:00:14 AM No.212692809
>>212691911
>>212692256
>Schizo made up headcanon
kys
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:02:59 AM No.212692875
>>212690476
No it's not
Remake made it not canon
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:03:50 AM No.212692888
>>212690334 (OP)
Rarely has the word "slop" been more appropriate.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:17:16 AM No.212693174
>>212690334 (OP)
>capeshit for fat 14 yo shojos
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:22:48 AM No.212693270
>>212692680
I just leveled up my cock in your dad's ass
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:23:46 AM No.212693288
>>212693270
That's fuckin' gay, anon.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:33:51 AM No.212693481
>>212693288
yeah your dad is a lvl 99 gay
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:38:01 AM No.212693539
>>212692203

your a cynical bitter retard is what it is
maybe parasites more up your alley
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:40:07 AM No.212693577
sephiroth
sephiroth
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Advent Children was cool as fuck and I'll die on that hill. The combat in the games should feel like the party coordinating together to attack monsters like in the Bahamut scene.
Kingsglaive was a mess but had incredible combat scenes too. Spirits Within is underrated
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:41:57 AM No.212693615
>>212690334 (OP)
It looks stupid but also cool at the same time. There must be a word for this
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:46:13 AM No.212693686
>>212693615
Chuunibyou
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:46:42 AM No.212693695
>>212693615
retard- kino
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:47:27 AM No.212693715
>>212693615
It's anime
Just call it anime
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:02:42 AM No.212694001
>>212690334 (OP)
It's just the classic Shonen cliche with all the secondary characters screaming IKEEE at the MC. It works through the power of friendship
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:50:19 AM No.212695988
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>>212690334 (OP)
Friendship is basically OP as fuck in Japan so it would work there but the second you left the country it wouldn't
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:42:26 PM No.212696795
>>212690334 (OP)
JESUS CHRIST!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:44:13 PM No.212696827
>>212690334 (OP)
he entered that fireball like it was nothing...

a fireball...
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:01:46 PM No.212697120
>>212692809
So what's the actual reason? They're all Supermen for no real reason?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:05:01 PM No.212697164
>>212692203
A lot of it is dishonest and insulting. A lot of it isn't. Try music instead, literature, going outside, or producing your own art.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:05:46 PM No.212697182
>>212690334 (OP)
I hate nomurashit so much!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:07:52 PM No.212697228
>>212690334 (OP)
Its a japanese anime. The laws of physics do not apply, silly!
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:09:04 PM No.212697243
>>212697228
And fuck Nomura for not doing a corny fan-service and reviving Aerith.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:10:13 PM No.212697256
>>212690334 (OP)
I mean it works in its universe just fine but this was just an excuse to use most of the characters as they did nothing the entire movie.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:16:11 PM No.212697367
>>212690334 (OP)
Why the power of friendship always make people mad?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:17:36 PM No.212697404
This movie was the start of the end of FF7. Fuck character development. Fuck good writing. Just default every character and every scene to "cool" and then you don't even need to write a up a draft, you can just wing it by slapping the first thing that pops into your head onto your cardboard cutout of scenario.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:20:09 PM No.212697455
>>212690334 (OP)
Always hated this shitty movie. The over the top flashy sparkles and jumps were so stupid. It really made me realize that hardware limitations preventing a game developer showing their "true" vision is a good thing.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:22:54 PM No.212697497
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>mfw Cloud lived with Tifa for 2 or more years, slept in a separate room and didn't fuck her
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:27:54 PM No.212697584
>>212697497
Hey! I just have one thing to say to that.
Dilly dally shilly shally.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:49:44 PM No.212697912
>>212697497
He has Mako STD

Please understand
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:54:27 PM No.212697991
>>212697497
Cloud is a virgin
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:59:41 PM No.212698068
Maybe its an allegory for the power of friendship? I don't know, I always thought final fantasy was even gayer than your average anime.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:06:45 PM No.212698154
>>212690334 (OP)
Physics nerd here : this is a bit an over exaggeration but it would basically work
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:33:42 PM No.212698638
>>212690334 (OP)
how does he land tho?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:34:42 PM No.212698658
>>212690334 (OP)
>this is what Americans wanted instead of The Spirits Within kino
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:24:26 PM No.212699716
>>212696827
He is hotter than a fireball though.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:27:01 PM No.212699757
>>212697497
>>212697584
>>212697912
>>212697991
Aerithjeet cope
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:28:01 PM No.212699782
>>212697497
He got brainwashed, killed, revived, kidnapped, raised for 5 years as a vegetable by his only friend and when he regained a bit of consciousness, he stole the identity of that friend, who bled to death in a side road ditch on the outskirts of Midgard, so he had it bit scrambled in his head.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:29:23 PM No.212699811
>>212698638
On his heels, with straight legs like a gigachad.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:38:40 PM No.212700008
>>212698658
i remember seeing that in theatres in teh midwest was crazy how empty it was but that particular place shutdown a couple years later
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:45:53 PM No.212701422
With power of friendship
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:49:12 PM No.212701490
Tifa is so fucking hot.
Makes me want to curl up in the fetal position and cry.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:04:08 PM No.212701838
>>212690334 (OP)
There is no evidence of intensive farming, industry or large scale manufacturing activity that would be necessary to support a modern, high tech city like Midgard. The world is mostly empty fields.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:08:41 PM No.212701955
>>212690386
Cloud 1v1d Sephiroth and curb stomped him at the end of 7. He should be OP as shit.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:17:33 PM No.212702185
>>212690334 (OP)
@grok is this real?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:37:13 PM No.212702806
>>212690334 (OP)
Why are asians incapable of understanding physics while making all these pseudo realistic character designs which also for some reason look fish faced?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:39:12 PM No.212702862
>>212702806
>asians incapable of understanding physics
Westetners were last in , IF they ever really got there, and even now they have to rent chinese and russian rockets and space stations.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:55:53 PM No.212703342
>Characters strong enough to kill a god who was able to destroy all planets from solar system
>"No dude, they shouldn't be that strong in the movie"
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:44:09 PM No.212704772
>>212703342
>kill a god
he wasn't a god yet
>who was able to destroy all planets from solar system
no he wasn't
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:56:23 PM No.212705159
>>212690334 (OP)
Anime is schlock for twelve year olds
This webm is the perfect example of why
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:03:01 PM No.212705365
>>212704772
>no he wasn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CCI-UZtEi4
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:04:48 PM No.212705434
>>212690334 (OP)
I forgot how garbage this movie was.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:14:53 PM No.212705770
>>212705365
that's a summon animation bro
it's an illusory dream/phantom thing. those planets aren't literally being destroyed.
if that was all "real" then the Planet would've been completely scorched and rendered uninhabitable by the super nova.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:35:56 PM No.212706434
>>212705770
>it's an illusory dream/phantom thing. those planets aren't literally being destroyed.
It's not a dream, they are in another dimension. Also the attack it's supposed to be powerfull enough to destroy the planets, otherwise they wouldn't show all the animation
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:45:38 PM No.212706742
>>212706434
>It's not a dream, they are in another dimension
perhaps they're in a dream dimension?
>Also the attack it's supposed to be powerfull enough to destroy the planets, otherwise they wouldn't show all the animation
this is the part I disagree with.
I think it is a reflection of Sephiroth's character more than anything else. It's not meant to be taken literally. How else could he destroy the planets again when he casts it a second time?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:05:42 PM No.212707310
>>212690386
I haven't seen any of it but OP's webm, but it seems like that scene every member of the party is giving Cloud their energy or spirit or faith or friendship or whatever. Pretty typical heroic theme to push through the final hardship to defeat the antagonistic force.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:25:10 PM No.212707868
>>212707310
>I haven't actually watched it but let me give my opinion anyways
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:42:42 PM No.212708388
>>212707868
The webm is pretty self-explanatory and within itself contradicts the opinion of Cloud being supposedly OP.