reminder batman forever is the gayest thing ever made

bats are famous for shitting, and gays lick shit, it's obvious.
robin, sounds like robbing, another word for burglary, which also means gay anal rape.
alfred, "half" "red", meaning a dick covered in blood after raping robin.
riddler, sounds like fiddler, and all gays are made after they've been fiddled.
gays are also riddled with diseases and intestinal parasites.
gotham, "got" "ham", ham is pink like a male anus.
film takes place mostly at night, night sounds like tight, a man's anus is tight.
he has a batmobile, penises are mobile because they can move, gay sex.
two-face has a cane, cane is shaped like a penis, meaning he's really carrying a gay penis that he puts in his anus
notice there's no sex scene between two face and the two girls, because two face only puts his penis in men's amuses.
the villains steal memories, which is the opposite of feeling mammaries, therefore ipso facto visa vi gay sex.
wayne enterprises is in a tall building, like a giant erect penis with jizz flying out the top into the sky, which looks like men's buttocks
kiss from a rose? might as well be kiss my (male) rosebud

all the clues are there.

>>212690420 (OP)
Uh yeah sure everyone already knew that cause it's Joel Shoe Maker.

>>212690420 (OP)
wtf two face didn't have a cane faggot.
and you forgot the answer to the first riddle was 'c(l)ock'

>>212690420 (OP)
Anon, is there something you want to tell us?

>Dick G(r)ay son

buffoonery status?

>>212690420 (OP)
bat is a slang for penis (he had a big bat) so it's literally penisman

>>212690420 (OP)
Nicole Kidman does sound suspiciously like Nice Hole Kid Man.

Best thread on this board rn.

>>212690692
I swear he had one too, but combined together Riddler and Two-face.

>>212690692
I swear he had one too, but OP combined together Riddler and Two-face.

Twoface teaching Riddler how to punch? Riddler obviously wanted Two-face to teach him how to FIST a guy.

uuhh a band called FLAMING LIPS on the soundtrack? HELLO!

>>212691567
Two Face had guns. Riddler had multiple canes. every scene with him they evolved with his costume.
no explanation to it i surmised the wealth generated by their crimes paid for the designs and E.Nygma was already a tech genius grand autismo who worked on them in his downtime.
this is probably my 3rd favourite move btw.
behind Midnight Cowboy and Streetcar Named Desire.

>>212690420 (OP)
SEAL? You mean like how the director wants to UNSEAL my asshole? Not getting past me.

>>212691845
Jim Carrey carries the film. It would be a much better film if Tommy Lee Jones had acted properly instead of trying to one up carrey and failing miserably.

my grandma's boyfriend at the time bought me the soundtrack.
he ended up being caught wearing her dresses and taking polaroids.
he was caught because one of my aunts went to a gay bar as a joke with her work friends one night and saw the polaroids posted on a wall in there.

>>212690420 (OP)
actually batman and robin managed to be even gayer believe it or not

>>212692030
THERE USED TO BE GAYASS PICTURES ONE OR TWO OR THREE
THEN THAT BITCH PUT THE SPOTLIGHT ALL ON ME

>>212691991
oh i agree. the bifurcated one is a much better contrast to his own sanctioned buffoonery when the scene of Riddler sneaking into his lair the first time and he gives his threatening low toned murderous speech in Riddlers face before the coin flip.

1 and 1 is 2. But put them together and you 11. Add a 9 and you get 9/11. How many sides on the Pentagon? The answer is not 5. It's 11! There are 5 outer sides, 5 inner sides and the roof!
WHO STOOD THE MOST TO GAIN FROM 9/11!?
OP. Who is also gay.

>>212690420 (OP)
it's pretty egregious OP. for instance another soundtrack tell... Nick (Dick) Cave (man's asshole) and the Bad Seed(s) (asshole full of AIDs cum)

>>212692235
>coin flip
Just like how two gay dudes will decide who's bottoming.
I think OP is on to something.

>>212690420 (OP)
Jim Carrey is great, but his Riddler is a little too maniacal for me.