He's got a point you know

I don't get it.

>>212690617
young dumb
old smart

>>212690617
The blue bear says "mind the gap" because he is the comic author's fursona, who is a fat fetishist.
He is pointing at Gal Gadot's thigh gap, which fat women do not have, and expressing his displeasure at Hollywood for hiring undersized women.

>>212690513 (OP)
Dobson thread?

>>212690617
I assume it's that the movie would be confusing to people who weren't already super into capeshit.

>>212690513 (OP)
Even at the time this art was ugly

Why is he ignoring the redheaded cutie? She's Dobson's biggest fan and is down to fuck, but Dobson would rather take off to do something else.

>>212690513 (OP)
does this faggot still draw cartoons larping imself into whiteknight situations?

>>212690739
Please don't derail the thread and make it about Dobson. He went offline for a reason and I just want to be forgotten. The poor guy has had enough embarrassments, don't dwell on the past.

>>212690513 (OP)
His art is clearly AI

>>212690753
So does that mean they shouldn't have made it?

>>212690775
people should get daily reminders to not be fucking cringe on the internet sir

admit it westernfags, he's got a point here

>>212690792
I guess.

>>212690853
webcomics were so cringe

>>212690513 (OP)
is it true he disappeared because someone in his family was doing a political campaign so they forced him to stop making an ass of himself and get off teh intarwebz

>>212690853
how to logical fallacy 101
what a fucking faggot holy shit

>>212690775
>I just want to be forgotten
dobson, we got dobson over here!!!
no one cares, nice hat

>>212690513 (OP)
Wouldn’t the old confused dude be more willing to watch the movie to find out the answer to those questions? It’s always bothered me about this comic.

>>212690768
Anyone notice the bear looks like Flint Dibble who debated Graham Hancock on Rogan?

>>212690853
I hate anime and manga because 99% of it is trash for faggots and pedophiles.

>>212691012
jesus christ, who would know or care about anyone you just mentioned

>>212691035
99% of movies and tv shows are also trash(but not for pedophiles)

>>212691055
He's been a meme on here for ages you fanny

>>212690900
I think it's was that is brother was working for the government, and he was denied an important promotion because Dobson was too loud

>>212691066
Yes and?

>>212691089
Do you hate them as well?

>>212691035
You can say the same about books, movies and music

>>212691078
>He's
who, you mentioned 3 people and I barely remember one of them

>>212691110
The pedo stuff may have been crucial

>>212690768
Meanwhile back in reality

>>212691134
Ok.

>>212691128
>duh joe rogan who's that
Just headbutt the wall

>>212690853
Nice of him to make the background beige for a strip with a lot of blank space in it

>>212691126
when you start a new anime there's a 50% chance of underaged high school girl pantsu within the first ten minutes, the same is not true of books, movies, or music

>>212690768

>>212690711
I think he simply means that the old guy grew up with clean cut 60s Superman and Adam West cringe Batman and doesn't know shit about the modern stories where those two are grimdark drama whores always at each other's throat.

>>212691243
>the modern stories where those two are grimdark drama whores always at each other's throat.
Which isn't even true. Batman and Superman are close friends and allies for 99% of their stories.

>>212691266
That's why I specifically referred to the stories in which they are grimdark drama whores.

>>212691266
>>212691243
It's basically just The Dark Knight Returns.

>>212691180
being a faggot like you must be exhausting

>>212690853
I think he overinflated the issue

>>212691084
I'd actually love to see how that happened. I mean... shit. Some actually important government official had to receive Dobson's inflation porn or other cringy shit to get mad enough to deny his brother a promotion. Could be just an overreacting boomer, but it would be so much funnier if the entire situation got much more serious and fucked up because of Dobson's retardness.

>>212690617
same. The bear must be retarded.

>>212691151
ronery Dobson in fedora and tan shirt right sitting down right to the right of the man in the green shirt...just...SEETHING. lol Makes up a fantasy in his head, gets laughed at for it.

>>212690513 (OP)
this reads like a stan kelly comic

>>212690774
his family canceled him years ago

>>212690513 (OP)
I always have trouble distinguishing between Dobson's cringe and Moviebob's cringe. It's like they're the same person who sometimes wears a hat to pretend he's someone else and somehow manages to fool everyone.

>>212690768
That's THE cringiest shit I've ever seen in my entire life. Seriously.

>>212690775
calm thine tits

it is a shame draw lolcows like him are rare now
Imagine the GALLONS of milk he would produce these days.
He was a funnier moviebob

I didn't even know they lived in the same universe. I watched BTAS as a kid and it was never mentioned there. Not mentioned in the Batman movies. To me it's utterly absurd that they live in the same universe. It might as well be Batman vs Santa Claus.

>>212690711
>>212690711
Mind the gap

>>212692271
Shitty comics aside his twitter accout was pretty deranged

>>212690513 (OP)
The boomer has a point

>>212690513 (OP)
vests

>>212692649
Both BTAS and STAS had crossover episodes with each other. And that was before JL and JLU.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsz1p7R5CQA

>>212690768
>Understood.

Yeah, right. lol

>>212692817
That's from "Superman: The Animated Series". I never watched that show.
BTAS did NOT have anything about Superman. Believe me, I've looked this up before.

>>212690513 (OP)
this a Ziggy?

>>212692780
>I just said I wish the president died, how am I the bad guy?

>>212690617
i like the kitty

>>212690768
>Why is he ignoring the redheaded cutie?
Because she never existed: >>212691151

>>212692780
>I'm not mad

>>212692928
Supergirl and Livewire also appeared in the Batman series, although it got renamed to The New Batman Adventures by that point. For all intents and purposes that was BTAS season 4 with shittier looking characters, supposedly to match the STAS artstyle, even though that was clearly bullshit.

>>212690513 (OP)
This is stupid Becuase Batman and Superman have fusing in the comics in multiple eras

>>212690853
I’ve never met a person worth talking to that hates anime who is also in the comic space

>>212693459
What, like they did the fusion dance? Sounds badass.

>>212691151
It’s still amazing this picture exisits to me, the exact same outfit as the comic, totally ruining his like incel phantasy that hot girls at cons don’t want attention.
It’s such a rediously horny photo too. With that amazing cleavage display, and her submissively presenting and splaying for Chad, with the naughty hand sliding under her belt, ready to warm her sausage garage up to idle for Chad

>>212690617
But he did.

>>212690853
I miss him. I wish he wasn't bullied off the internet.

>>212693853
I needed this laugh in my sad dark life, thanks

>>212691035
1% better than modern westernshit, then,
This explains the popularity

>>212693853
I wonder if Dobson has seen any of these

>>212690775

>>212690899
No they were SOVL

Now back to tik tok you go

>>212693853
And then he fucked her

>>212690809
start with yourself you fucking faggot

>>212694616
>draws himself skinny
>still gets most excited about eating junk food

>>212694881
I wonder if he really sperged out and yelled that after a class. Probably not, but there are spergs who will

>>212694616
For some reason I've always read the second panel as
>Who's going to McDonalds tonight?
When the heck did it just become "night?" That's not even grammatically correct, I think.

>>212692184
I wonder if this is my edit.

>>212695107
What's different from the original?

>>212695192

>>212695003
It's not, he's just stupid

>>212695308
This guy seems unpleasant to be round

>>212695427
seems par for the course with these webcomic types

>>212695003
he's using "mcdonalds night" as though it's a event, like having a "movie night" with your friends

>>212695308
>I'm not a bunny
>I'm a bunny
what did he mean by this?

>>212695569
I'm a dirty disgusting ESL but I'm pretty sure nobody says WHO IS GOING TO MOVIE NIGHT either

>>212695569
But then he draws himself eating during the daytime.

>>212690731
Thigh gaps are gross and unnatural.

>>212695308
God, he really is that dork, you know, the dork who was the dork of the dork circle,

>>212695619
NTA but people do say 'I'm going to movie night'. That said 'McDonald's Night' is weird and clunky sounding even in that context.

>>212691151
man if I was a hot girl I'd totally dress up and be such a slut. I wouldn't put out much though so I'd be worried about being called a tease. I mean you could pinch my ass for 10 bucks I guess.

>>212695619
There are some people who would describe something as movie night if they did it often enough. Just stick to your language.

>>212694616
desu if it was friday, and i felt a little accomplished, i probably would enjoy going to a "mcdonalds night" even alone. i'm tired of people anyway.

>>212695847
>LARPing ESL missed that it was about the preposition, not the phrase "movie night"

>>212695880
Again, just stick to your language. You clearly don't understand a simple English phrase and that's fine. But it's over your head.

Why do you still obsess over Dobson? I haven't been active in years and he's never coming back

>>212695704
>God, he really is that dork, you know, the dork who was the dork of the dork circle,
Lol

>>212695929
And that's a good thing.

>>212695929
It’s still funny

>>212695929
He’s a lolcow of a more civilised age

>>212694616
>McDonalds "night"
>it's clearly not even evening yet
What did he mean by this?

Haven't seen Son of Dob in a hot minute.

This thread really blew up.

>>212691180
Wtf kind of boring gay books are you reading?

>>212691180
>purposefully seek out anime about high school girls
>get upset when the show has high school girls
Did it ever occur to you to... I don't know, watch something that isn't that?

>>212695770
>I wouldn't put out much though
Please anon, once you got hooked on that sweet dopamine rush from all the attention you'd be putting out constantly.

>>212695629
He's preloading

IMAGINE
https://youtu.be/SsAvJUaECoQ?si=GLVNfKoSheWL_Iao

>>212690853
Anime literally causes trannies

Such a shame we will never get the full story why he somehow managed to fuck off from the internet.

>>212690853
>art is clearly inspired by manga
I feel like Dobson was an elaborate troll because there’s no way someone could be this retarded

>>212695308
This really sums him up huh

>>212697888
Especially because he's just pretending to be smart, he's no science nerd

>>212690513 (OP)

>>212697902
Dobson had a cult?

>>212697902
It makes me doubt it the guy's claim, that Dobson even has enough fans to bully a person off a social media platform, but it's still funny as fuck if everyone believes he's the guy in the picture in the background and seething.

Dobson's the kind of faggot that if you go on a date and decide what you both want but the girl wants you to verbally convey the order to the waiter for both of them, he'd interject with shit like 'Maybe you should let the lady decide what she wants for herself!'

>>212697888
Yeah. His poor understanding of athletes is only topped by his poor understanding of STEM nerds. It's like his entire world view was shaped by bad sitcoms.

>>212690513 (OP)
first guy looks like jerma

>>212690513 (OP)
Superman and Batman used to fight all the time back in the day so no.
You could maybe say it's darker than the older generation remember Superman and Batman being. The problem with this is that generational issue happened decades ago when Batman 89 came out and the boomers experienced a darker Batman for the first time (even though he'd been darker in the comics for a bit before that) because their last experience with Batman was the Adam West Batman. Even Superman Returns was rather dark. So even from that angle it doesn't work.

Virgin Dobson, Chad Ronnie

>>212698123
Nigga, do you think that grandpa read comics books? That shit was for manchildren

>>212698123
Hell, I remember when Superman died in the comics in the 90's. It was a big deal. But boomers like my dad were like "so what, this shit happened all the time back in the day, he'll come back." And sure enough he did.
But superhero meets superhero and they fight is the classic superhero trope. It's almost a rule.

>>212690853
Hes correct, also because 99% of manga and anime is complete and utter trash thats destroyed by even mid tier western tv shows.
I really do think theirs a anime bonus with retards like it can be shit and boring but if it has large eyes some retard will say its good

>>212698143
Comics back in the day were something kids read so yeah most likely he read some comic books as a child including some where Superman and Batman fought.

>>212691151
That’s not Dobson in the back

>>212691151
How naive do you have to be not come to the conclusion that women are so dumb they actually don’t know what they are doing when put on sexy costumes. Its just accident she chose to cosplay as a sexy character with a boob window to show off her massive tits, she didn’t mean it and just wants to be left alone. Shes a really fan of the character actually lol
Women know what they are doing, and they use that their advantage

>>212698172
Regardless of if anime beats western media or not, the bigger issue is that Dobson’s response is a pusillanimous deflection to a straw man over an imaged insult he probably never understood anyways

>>212698172
99% of western tv and movies are also pure garbage, you retard.

>>212698230
Nah compared to anime which most are incredibly obvious, zero subtlety, ugly, generic ost’s, and runs together like generic slop

>>212698294
Most western shows are also generics, ugly with shit writing, shit visuals and shit osts. Most of everything is bad, idiot but there is good stuff in every medium.

>>212698216
Eh she still might hit the wall and cry about sexism and objectifcation in nerdom years later.

>>212690900
We don’t know for certain. People have claimed it as fact repeatedly, but it’s all conjecture. That said, it’s pretty convincing conjecture from what we know about him.
He’s too stubborn to ever leave the internet by himself, and judging by his past flounces he would have tried to stage a comeback by now
He’s capable of making alts, but he’s also incredibly egotistical and very stupid, so one dedicated autist would have sniffed him out by now.
He could be dead, in a coma or enjoying prison, but again this would leave enough of a trail that a dedicated autist would have discovered it.

This leaves him being forcibly restrained from posting by a non government source, which would most likely be his family. This doesn’t necessarily mean he cost someone a job, though.
The only other explanation I can think of is if he got some sort of Phineas Gage level personality shift, realised just how horrifying his life was and changed on the spot.

>>212690513 (OP)
I hate to do it but i actually agree with the gay bear. A big problem with batman vs superman was that there was no build up. They just tried to cram everything into a single film on why these two heroes nees to fight and who the other players in DC are. Marvel did it right leading up to the first avengers movie.

>>212692480
Movieblob is more of a pseudo intellectual.

>>212690513 (OP)
Old man is stupid, batman and super an fought at least 100 times since the 50s, pretty much whenever dc needed to make money. Even that fight is just ripped from the most popular well known batman comic of the 80s

>>212698765
>power chords

>>212698765
>5'6
Guaranteed he measures with his shoes on so in reality he is most likely 5'4 - 5'5.

>>212698841
>Guaranteed he measures with his shoes on
Why
If you're already this short, do you really gain anything by lying about half an inch?

>>212690513 (OP)
Hahaha fucking leftist trannies

>>212690768
>>212691151
This will never not be funny. Absolute peak reddit mentality.

His "this is you" Star Wars cope comic still gets posted by Disney fans in 2025 until someone inevitably acts like a poster from here in 2017

>>212698765
>>212698841
>>212698863
The picture of him and his family is so dysgenic, the only Europeans who ended up in the upper Midwest were the absolute dregs of Germany/Scandinavia and it shows

>>212698893
To be fair, star war fans are whiny crybabies. I doubt Disney intended that, but it’s a fun comparison.
I really don’t get star wars however, i always saw the original trilogy as pretty okay 80s action films and nothing else

>>212698950
Star Trek is everything Star Wars fans always thought Star Wars was in terms of messeges

>>212692780
>Gunn is "cancelled" from his actual job for decade old crass twitter jokes he had apologized for of his own accord years earlier and long since stopped doing, reported by openly bad faith actors just fishing for bullshit to attack him with
>Dobson is suspended from twitter for openly wishing death on the president
>we are exactly the same!

>>212698143
Are you so fucking retarded that you don't realize that grandparents have been children at one point?

>>212699058
And only 1 in 100k people read comics back then

>>212699077
Comics were much more popular back then, actual western comics aren’t very popular at all right now

>>212691198
Gets me every time.

>>212690513 (OP)
Mind the gap.

>>212691151

Understood

Who is the sadder guy pushing 50 whose life was ruined by his comics/pornography addiction, Dobson or Tatsuya Ishida?

>>212695308

Ah yes the infamous "low openness/high disagreeableness" autist

>>212690853
>has to stage his comic as an artist meet-and-greet because this is the only context in which he ever talks to people
>the people in question are spergy con-goers
I'd say something about punching down but he doesn't deserve sympathy.

>>212698765
Power chords?

>>212697155
Wait. Who's ((They))?

>>212699355
Honestly you get the real Dobson in his deviant art entries where he complains his Jewish girlfriend doesn't celebrate Christmas and he gets fired from his job as a baggage handler for sleeping/cursing out his coworkers

Imagine if he didnt get bullied of the internet and continued

>>212699077
Are you fucking retarded or something? Why are you just making shit up?

>>212699429
>nerd seething

remember when forever pandering claimed dobson traced big ben and then he dropped a video of him drawing the entire thing by hand?

rare dobson wins were honestly peak. how many others were there?

>>212699326
Ishida destroyed himself by becoming a radical feminist, and then turning into whatever incoherent propagandist he is now.
I mean, what, he's a pro-Trump, anti-jew, radical feminist?

>>212699471
literally fucking who?

>>212699397

I'm sad there isn't more content. People really cut this one off too early

>>212699485
>normal nerd making slightly edgy comics about slutty demons
>gets a gf
>becomes a hardcore feminist and the demons are now fighting the patriarchy
>gf breaks up with him
>probably goes on blackpilling reddits or something and just copies them

He didn't get bullied hard enough.

>>212698216
>massive tits
She has average tits, at best.

>>212699489
forever pandering the now buried internet commentator alter ego of ken ashcorp.

>>212699533
based anon actually understanding how bras work

>>212699471
Staged wins? Plenty.

>>212699485
Japanese-American guy who is a pagan. Yes he's also extremely feminist now, his thing is "Jews made the patriarchy"

>>212692389
wtf are you talking about? There’s no one that’s in a tan shirt and fedora sitting to the right of the green shirt man.

>>212690711
I mean, where's the lie?

>>212690899
old penny arcade was good

>>212699579
That's kind of ironic, given that they had a bigger hand in creating the matriarchy.

>>212698765
>power chords
holy fuck

>>212691035
It really is an interesting phenomenon that not everyone who likes anime is a pedo or a tranny but every single pedo tranny likes anime

>>212699952
It's amazing how many typos show up in 20-word max comics.

>>212699050
>twitter jokes
it more than just two or three, THOUGH

>>212694616
>stoplight colors are the wrong order

>>212696966
He's in the arctic circle during summer

>>212694881
Dobson is a retard but I’m skinny/fit and still get excited when I eat junk food. Just don’t make it a regularly occurring thing and you’re fine

Real talk, what is he up to these days?

>>212694616
to be honest, I wish I could get so excited like this over something trivial like getting fast food on a Friday night. The alternative is everything is shit and nothing gets you excited anymore, not like I would know anything about that hahaha

>>212700186
>30 BMI poster

>>212695308
It’s one thing to not like cars but can he really not understand WHY some people would like them?

>>212700212
Lost 300lbs, got married and has kids.

>>212700212
Nothing. Don't worry about it.

>>212695929
He truly was an enigma. Every opinion he had on anything was wrong and/or contradictory. He always said the wrong thing at the wrong time. He managed to make every corner of the internet his enemy. If he wasn’t genuinely retarded I’d assume he was some type of master class troll. I doubt we’ll see anyone like him ever again

>>212700327
If you were the real dobson you'd write 100 pages long essays to every post ITT

>>212700212
Probably trooning out as we speak.
That seems to be the default path to take for internet personalities like him.

>>212697888
>you like sports you dumb
>me no like sports me smart
which is funny because in the same comic he depicts himself as not being able to understand math or the English language

>>212695308
This guy is a colossal battyboy

>>212690513 (OP)
I don't think he knows what "mind the gap" means, or idioms in general. Imagine being at computers.

>>212699545
I've also, you know, seen quite a few pairs... IN REAL LIFE. Shocking, yes, but true.

>>212700212
Last actual non joke verification we had of him was him being a janitor for his dad's company

>>212700550
>…I was good at it
> he says as he fishes a blue bear floating in the pool

>>212700550
Holy shit, Charlie Kaufman made a movie about Dobson?

>>212699384
Yeah for a self-declared liberal progressive LGBT+ ally antiracist antibigot warrior for minority rights and representation, he sure will directly call Hanukkah ‘unamerican’ to a Jewish family’s face
Cracks me up when people spend a lifetime arguing something and then when it comes to actually carrying it out they just go completely 180 as if they weren’t even listening to themselves the whole time

>>212691035
I love anime and manga because 99% of it is trash for faggots and pedophiles.

>>212690617
Food analogy

>>212701075
Hannukah hilariously could be argued as being even more American than Christmas, as its modern form was basically created by reform Jews who wanted their kids to have something to celebrate near Christmas time like their non Jewish friends. Dobson is dumb

>>212693853
very considerate (and based) of chad to visit him in the hospital after impaling his asshole with the baseball bat

>>212701189

>>212692526
It's cringier once you see the pic that made him make that comic

>>212695308
I love how his reaction to furries is to be insulted on Bugs Bunny’s behalf, over something nobody ever said
Actually most of these panels and Dobson’s ideation in general are imagined interactions and generally assuming type of person must be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. I don’t know even he even talks to people, I think he just sits at his computer and daydreams about different types of people he hasn’t met annoying him

>>212701359
>someone drew this with 0 hint of irony or self awareness

>>212701392
Generally assuming any type of person must be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet*

>>212692184
Why the fuck would you feel like a hero over a few DVD's lmao

>>212701359
>STOP MAKING SEXY WOMEN
Why did so many nerds chose to die on this hill?

>>212698765
How can someone be so incredibly tone deaf and embarrassing? I mean, I have a hard time even looking at that shit. Did his brain stop developing at some age? His self-awareness is that of a child/early teenager.

>>212695308
>"I will never understand furries"
>btw my avatar is a blue anthropomorphic bear, also I like Bugs Bunny too but that's different
how the fuck does one lack self-awareness to this degree

>>212701395
How is that surprising? It's been the main narrative for more than a decade.

>>212695308
>TWO panels dedicated to hating sports
I hate people who make hating sports their whole personality. It's a phenomenon.

>>212692184
Dobson’s the type of employee who makes people walk around the entire empty queue instead of letting them go around the rope when the store’s empty, and who won’t give you a paper towel because his manager’s not there and he’s not sure if that’s giving away company property

>>212690711
Young understands that things are more complicated than being friends or being enemies. So the opposite is true. >>212699787

>>212701536
It was a reproductive strategy, they sincerely thought they could laid saying this kind of stuff

>>212701598
Well don’t you know they don’t understand the periodic table, something Dobson holds very dearly as an intellectual and that he definitely brings up normally in situations where he’s not trying to accuse an athlete of stupidity

>>212694616
>>212694972
slight contradiction here

Poor Dobson, he thinks nobody can understand him and isolates himself further coming up with excuses to imply he can’t understand others

>>212701598
>le heckin sportsball xD
its absolutely a reddit thing. they pretend that the sports jocks were assholes and bullies where in my experience they were also super friendly and inviting and it was the alt/theater/nerd kids that were petty spiteful assholes

>>212701536
A lot of them have autism, which means they tend to be very naive, have trouble spotting duplicity, and stubbornly cling to the first opinion they hear on the matter even when it becomes clear they’re wrong.

>>212694881
I get excited about junk food and I'm not fat. It's all about portion control and not making it a habit. Kinda hard to anyway these days when a meal costs you like $15-20.
Chicken broccoli and rice autists can go eat their heart out.

>>212701727
They just try to fit in to the nerd archetype that was entirely Hollywood created. People who are uncoordinated and physically unfit aren't generally smart either.

>>212701727

Jock style bullying is more like typical team hazing. The worst kinds of bullies are the insecure C-tier guys that legitimately want to hurt and bring others down and basically commit psychological warfare to do so (my peer group).

The moment I started weightlifting and growing as a person and found my own lane I stopped fucking with that shit, it really was all about externalized insecurity. Jocks aren't insecure so they can never be the worst bullies.

>>212701536
The white knight believes he will receive bobs and vagene if he defends same against other men

>>212695308
>Cool things I can do
None of that shit is cool except maybe the drawing fast thing, but why the fuck would anyone thinking laughing like SpongeBob or talking like Kermit is shit other people want to see, this dude is such a fucking dork I'm glad he was bullied off the internet

>>212701803
Jordan Peterson has made millions by talking like Kermit

>>212701803
ujelly

>>212701774
Chicken and rice autists are only autists because they don’t know how to cook. Buy some affordable spices and you can make all sorts of excellent shit with that. Go get a $.25 cube of curry ffs. And I don’t know why these guys only go for the chicken, chorizo is cheaper by the pound, why not go for the chorizo beans and even some sour cream for the same price. Tons of cheap dishes like that.

>>212701075
>or a self-declared liberal progressive LGBT+ ally antiracist antibigot warrior for minority rights and representation, he sure will directly call Hanukkah ‘unamerican’ to a Jewish family’s face
Leftoids got their chips updated, they hate jews now
>>212701159
My favorite jew/goy holiday crossover is Purim, which is usually the same weekend as St. Patrick's Day. I'm usually drunk for three days straight that time of year
>>212701786
>>212701727
Sweetest dudes I ever met were meathead football players. There was one basketball player who was kind of a bitch, but that was because he was a self-hating hapa, not because he was a jock

>>212701844
chorizo is much fattier than chicken though. the entire point is that chicken is lean and high protein

>>212699077
Nah comics were way more popular amongst kids back then

>>212701932
I guess that makes sense.

>>212701928
> Leftoids got their chips updated, they hate jews now
Maybe now but not in 2013 or so when he posted that story lol. The care bear himself did this all on his own just because he’s full of shit about everything anyways
Plus the most hilarious thing is it never occurred to him, as an adult man with an empty home and a girlfriend, to fucking throw a Christmas party himself. The fact that he starts shitting on his gf’s family’s religion because they INVITED HIM but the party was not the party HE wanted to throw. Bitch buy a Christmas tree, this motherfucker thinks holidays are something adults do for him, if he had kids he’d probably wonder why Santa didn’t bring any presents each year

>>212699579
>Jews made the patriarchy
Lol I'm gonna start telling feminists this, now's the perfect opportunity with all the anti Israel stuff going on with the left

>>212698138
Whomp comics are great

>>212692526
It truely is so bad even Dobson knew he had to step back from the internet. Theres no coming back from this, no one on any side of the internet spectrum could or would want to defend him at this point.

>>212702029
Wait he got mad that Jews were celebrating hanukkah instead of Christmas? Lmao

>>212701928
>>212701727
I think the best /tv/ related bit to this is the 30 Rock High School Reunion episode where Liz is going back to her Small Illinois town thinking she's gonna grace on all the people who mocked her and everyone just remembers her as a spiteful bitch who always said mean things to people and perfectly expected her to come to a high school reunion just to brag about herself because that's the type of person she was.

>>212698138
dangerously based

>>212695308
Jesus, I only ever saw the first two rows before

>>212702142
It's painful living in his world of learned helplessness even just for the time it takes to read this journal post

>>212701536
Low value men desperate for sex.
They saw "gamer women" crying that games sexualize women and make them uncomfortable, so naturally they wanted to be "not like the other guys" and be agreeable thinking that makes them safe and noble to be with.
Behind closed doors these same guys are enormous coomers and have a daily jerk off routine that they stick to religiously.

>>212702371
every “male feminist” is a sex freak. every single time. They genuinely think they have a “was nice to a woman” punch card they can cash in for sex with enough good boy points

>>212701525
He desperately wants to be seen as a heroric alpha chad.
Sole reason he probably drew the comic. That last panel was a cry for attention, so others could "soothe" him and tell him how much of a big boy goodie goodie wagie he was for saving some dvds.

>>212702557
>That last panel was a cry for attention, so others could "soothe" him and tell him how much of a big boy goodie goodie
That's his entire comic career.

>>212691012
You mean the guy who exposed the fraud graham hancock on rogan? Not really seeing a similarity outside of the hat.

>>212702493
They don't know no better honestly, I can't entirely blame them.
The whole nice agreeable male feminist schtick is a mask for just being a low value unwanted dude.
Women are gatekeepers of sex, men are gatekeepers of commitment. And the whole nice guy thing does the opposite. It devalues them. Just like girls that are sexually promiscuous and will sleep with anyone. Sure, guys like that because they get easy sex, but they never commit. Similarly, girls like nice guys to be their emotional tampons, but they'll never give them sex.

>>212700220
just eat some ssri’s bruh jeez

>>212703041
I get what you're saying but I know a guy who used "emotional tampon" seriously and he cheated on his pregnant wife and got his mistress pregnant then got "PTSD" when people pointed out how shitty that was

Dobson posted this about a week after the Aurora theater shooting. But I still believe peak Dobson was the Poop Radio Dobson.

>>212700220
So start learning to suffer.
Everything sucks because you are pampered beyond belief. You'll argue oh all I do is sit on 4chan all day, but that's exactly the problem. You've fried your dopamine receptors with cheap laughs and time wasting arguments.
If you want to love life again, do something hard and not fun. Actually commit to it. The little things in life start to become enjoyable again.

>>212703151
This is honestly the worst kind of autistic person, usually they learn to shut up when people get mad at them for being so offensive/careless but Dobson doubled down because in his mind he's the only sensible one

>>212703151
He has such a deep victim complex, he's not even able to properly communicate. This motherfucker is so feckless he thinks its an attack on him if something he likes to talk about has a current event some other people are talking about.

>>212703124
That dude wasn't a push over emotional tampon. He was emotionally manipulative. Something "nice guys" don't know how to do because the trick is to heighten a woman's emotions and make them think you're the only guy that can make her feel better. Nice guys are quite literally emotional tampons. They just soak up all the emotional dumping girls do and just agree with everything they say. Instead of manipulation, they're desperately trying to project they are good bf material.

>>212703272
Guys like him are why women turn to emotional tampons to begin with.

>>212703151
>drastically re-invented artstyle
Its the being trans of art. Hell, a lot of trans artists do this, like that one who kept having to change her OC to change her identity after she bragged about stealing markers or being shitty to her coworker for not wanting to attack pewdiepie

>>212703304
Yeah, for the most part

>>212690513 (OP)
He does have an actual point. My dad didnt understand Civil War and said the same thing as the boomer in the comic. I find it odd that he can follow God Father with no problem but that was too much for him

>>212702347
Wait him and his gf had seperate rooms? Lmao

>>212702347
His gf should have back handed this pussy

>>212703124
So because you knew a retard who used the term that completely invalidates it?

>>212692780
>my lapidot fanart

wat is a lapidot? Is it one of his original character donut steels?

>>212690853

>>212692104
Underrated

>>212703680
This comic is so great.

>>212690513 (OP)
I AM FAT FUCK

>>212693731
The punchline is that it was her literal boyfriend taking the photo. All while fat turdy little Dobson sat back there and seethed with his little boner

>>212703728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXCjjCHJG4E

>>212695770
the problem with sluts is how easy attention is given and how much it makes your mind warp around it

Did Dobson ever finish his Muslim lesbian vampire comic?

>>212694972
unless macs are different then every other apple product I dont see why 1 year after owning a mac the thing isnt going to start showing problem

>>212701536
It was also because Silent didn’t talk and they insisted that she was a misogynistic reinforcement of women should just be sexy and shut up. Which is true

>>212703680
lmaooo

>>212698765
>likes
>sleeping and eating

>>212691151
The funniest is that this is her bf taking the picture. His incel fantasy totally nuked by reality.

>>212694972
Wish I could've caught his vidya streams. I heard he played Skyrim at a blazing >10 fps and came close to having an actual panic attack over zombies in Minecraft.

>>212703404
The Godfather is a standalone film with all the necessary information presented during the runtime. Civil War is the thirteenth film in the MCU and the third Captain America movie, and at the very least requires having seen The Avengers. How are you not seeing the distinction?

Almost forgot how Dobson was obsessed with the new She-Ra for a while.

>>212704077
Yeas, he played through skyrim on his Mac that could barely even launch the game. He thought it was totally fine and got mad when people told him his Mac cant play it properly.

>that time he was at a convention and somebody with a spray bottle sprayed him in the face with water and scared him for life with emotional damage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rgXKUXOgvU

This one I understand though. You dont know whats in the bottle some random guys spraying in your face. It could be acid or piss or something. A real dick move, even if you are trust trying to troll Dobbles.

>>212704251
oh my god he's so fucking aware of social sexual abuse, holy fuck i'm so wet i'm going to fuck him

>>212704032
this is the kind of shit I would think was funny when I was a cheeky 15 year old shithead. The problem is Dobson was in his 20s when he drew this

>>212694972
>food analog horror

>>212704251
>being in your mid 30s and still thinking like a liberal arts college student
embarrassing

>>212704251
>as a CIS-gendered straight white man in his 30's

>>212695427
He's usually full of hot air.

>>212694972
imagine being at computers

Dobson was right about everything related to Nintendo, at least.
>Link was being turned into a hyper feminine twink (though Dobson loved the crossdressing gag in Triforce Heroes?)
>Mario was being turned into a gay caricature and Nintendo realized this and made him a normal twenty something guy from Brooklyn like Miyamoto always wanted
>Samus was being stripped of any power to pander to the Japanese who only wanted her to be weak and lame
I wish we could see his reaction to the Mario Bros movie. Moviebob was happy, Dobson must have been crying tears of joy for weeks

>>212704500
Oh god Dobson tell me your opinion doesn't matter as a cis-gendered straight white man, do it, I'm about to cum!

>>212697155
>((they))
oy vey what a fucking antisemite

>>212704636
Link only became a twink in BoTW. OoT and TP Link was the perfect blend of pretty boy but still tough and masculine

Patrick S Tomlinson is the superior lolcow, child.

>>212703876
In the 2000's Mac's were seen as like "the artists computer" my mum bought one for our house and I hated using it, people who love them say they're more user friendly but they weren't as far as I felt, and the single button on the mouse annoyed the shit out of me, it worked fine I suppose and I don't remember any obvious performance issues but then again i couldn't even play any games on it cause barely any were compatible so I only ever used it for light browsing and playing music

>>212700103
Which changes absolutely nothing of what I said in my post.

>>212703650
A pairing of the two characters Lapis Lazuli and Peridot from the cartoon Steven Universe. Dobson was a gigantic lesbian fetishist and treated it like activism.

>>212695308
he expresses himself the way I would do when I was 11

>Wait...Dobson? You're not related to ANDREW Dobson by any chance?

>>212698765
>people always notice power chords
>never the fact he calls earplugs headphones

>>212704841
Wrong in every detail as always, stlaker.
Rick is the working man's cow. He delivers the milk every day while going the extra mile every so often.
Dobson is a historical heifer to appreciate for years to come.

>>212705449
>earplugs

>>212704843
>The artist’s computer
I always thought this was funny because for music production everything was on Windows by default. People would get an Apple because Logic was on it but there was no 3rd party synths

>>212705871
Gotcha

>>212706030
There was no third party anything, they fucking sucked (and I assume still do) but ofcourse my mum didn't know anything about computers and she was an artist so she just went along with the marketing

>>212705445
i would probably kill myself if that sort of stuff happened to me

>>212706740
>>212705445
Realistically any rumors of Dobson being banned from the internet for ruining anyone else's job prospects, are greatly exaggerated. It's a fun story to end it on, but it's gotta be completely made up.

>>212691151
She's cute

>>212698765
Why do they always dress like complete slobs