>They can't find the body of D.B. Cooper
>Big Foot skeptics expect to find the body of a big foot just randomly

hurf, durf

Any good games based on Big Foot?

>in b4 "b-but Sasquatch can't into REAL!"

Then you have ten seconds to explain the more than 400 sightings of Bigfoot in America alone since its founding.

>>212692617 (OP)
Peter Caine has definitive proof of the sasquatch on his channel. Nobody has EVER been able to debunk him!
https://youtu.be/Oa-_QpbFplE

I often fantasize about pulling a hoax. Just doing some spooky mystery bullshit that makes global news. I totally get people who fake big foot footage. I wanna do that too.

>>212692738
Do it, anon. Think up a crazy scheme and pull it off. It's better than dying as a simple generic factory worker or MS Excel Zoom meeting slave.

>>212692617 (OP)

No one's made a good Bigfoot horror movie. I'm pretty sure these things exist and they eat hikers in national parks.

Bigfoot is obviously not real since nothing that large and hot could exist without me making babies with it, but it's still vastly more realistic than any religion.

>>212692617 (OP)
Isn't there a theory that bigfoots are extra dimensional and turn invisible like predator? lmao

>>212692738
there are thousands of these retarded hoax footage videos out there, nobody cares, they aren't worth going viral.
there's an entire genre called "paranormal"

>>212693099
Yes, and it's still more likely than COVID-19, a fake virus I never caught in the 5 years it supposedly "existed".

>>212693028
Picrel is actually good.

So you're saying Bigfoot ate Cooper? What did he do with the money though?

>>212693493
>What did he do with the money though?
That went to Planned Bigfoothood.