i fell asleep after 20 minutes of this piece of shit

You are missing out. I did the same with the usual suspects.

>>212693241 (OP)
Oookay
Well thanks for telling us, I guess.

>>212693241 (OP)
this

filtered

>>212693241 (OP)
I stopped watching after 15. You'll revisit it and find out how good it is

>>212693241 (OP)
I fell asleep about an hour into Wallstreet

>>212693241 (OP)
it happens when your porn to movie time ratio is 50 to 1. stick with porn.

when the fat bitch said "im underfucked" i wanted to vomit

>>212693241 (OP)
see the original TV series. it's more frightening cos it seemed like a tightly run org on very little budget, everyone's a scheming brainiac or prideful fool. Men in suits + hats were more like spies than wearing costumes.

>>212693320
im on nofap and noporn

>>212693277
>>212693241 (OP)
>>212693354
TTSS isn't a spy movie, it's a textbook for living in a compromised, decaying system.

>it teaches you that the most powerful people are invisible, boring old men in poorly-lit rooms
>the loudest guy with the flashy car and hot wife? he's a pawn, and he's already dead
>it teaches you the real weapon isn't a silenced Walther PPK, it's a memo, a personnel file, a well-placed rumor in the canteen
>it teaches you to be the Gray Man. Smiley is a cuck, his wife is cheating on him, he got fired. He's a loser. And he dismantles the entire Circus from a folding chair because everyone underestimates the quiet, observant loser.
>it teaches you that every institution is rotten from the top down and held together by a few competent, miserable men who actually do the work

you don't like it because its real. expecting James Bond but you're getting a documentary about your future wagie job.
go back to your capeshit. ngmi.

>>212693241 (OP)
I think I should give it a rewatch. But I did see it when it came out. And all I remember is Mark Strong has a wig and is gay. I don't wanna just throw it in the trash yet I wonder if I wasn't paying close enough attention or something.

>>212693241 (OP)
You didn't miss anything. Baffling movie that basically requires you to know the story beforehand to be able to get anything out of it.

>>212693241 (OP)
what’s the point in announcing to everyone you’re a mouth breathing, smooth brain, dumbfuck?

>>212693241 (OP)
I only remember the ending where some dude gets shot on the cheek and thinking "huh..."

>>212694187
Nothing is ever explicitly stated.

>>212694168
You are astute and dangerous. I hope you are on our side, the good side.

it was really badly shot tbqh

>>212693241 (OP)
>zoomers being open about their crippling ADHD

>>212694790
It's a ten hour story condensed into two hours in the most incomprehensible fashion and pretending to like it doesn't make you smart.

>>212694790
i was on a fucking plane, so no phones, no books and only this movie looked interesting because fa/tv/irgins kept saying how "deep" it was.

i literally fell asleep so hard that i missed my airplane meal.

>>212693266
>I did the same with the usual suspects.
The Usual Suspects is shit, though. Can't believe I liked it in the 90's.

>>212693241 (OP)
>Being a spy is horrible. It ruins your life the lives of everyone you come into contact with
Boring misery porn. Give me some James Bond spy action instead any day

>>212693266
The Usual Suspects is a terrible film, TTSS is fantastic though

Has anyone seen the 1979 version?

>>212693241 (OP)
For me, its the other Oldman spy kino

>>212694168
It also shows that simply being "on the right side" doesn't preclude the people that allegedly work for us from doing all sorts of unconscionable things.
They will lie and manipulate as much as they need to in order to achieve their goals.
Serving the country? Maybe. Playing God with the lives of ordinary people? Absolutely.

>>212695932
Great show, you can tell Oldman is fucking loving playing Lamb.

>>212694648
You never had the makings of a varsity spy.

>>212695904
Too boring. Boomer dialogue

>>212694168
I'll stick with being the loudest guy with the flashy car and hot wife thank u

I remember enjoying this a lot

That was years ago though

>>212694187
cumberbatch is gay
strong is gay
firth is gay
it's unwatchable

>>212693241 (OP)
filtered.
stick to DC/MCU.

>>212693241 (OP)
Stick to capeshit, Durgesh.

>>212696670
The British intelligence services are full of pooftas and nonces. James Bond being straight is by far the most unrealistic thing about him.

>>212696816
say that to moore and craig

>>212696816
>>212696670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOUtFzeMhhA

>>212695932
oi mate ur gonna like what i got brewin in my stomach i had a fakkin curry earlier

u useless fakkin sods

fakkin hopeless


true britkino even though the "far right" bashing is a bit on the nose

>>212696816
peter flemming (ian's brother, and inspiration for the character of 007) was straight.

>>212696863
Seemed pretty realistic in covering the spectrum of the far right in the UK to be honest.

>>212697917

leRacist: "British citizens are being arrested for making jokes while Muslim immigrants get away with all kinds of illegal activity"

Rivers: "I can't listen to any more of this."

aged like fine wine. their intention was that rivers can't listen to the stupidity of the racist.. while time has shown it to be true and that maybe rivers is burying his head in the sand like our current elites. all too real. and rivers is fucking retarded too

>>212693241 (OP)
>OP is severely underfucked

>>212696863
Innit

>>212698211
Tbf River is frequently shown to be retarded. Lamb sees the potential in him, but he is still a constant fuck up

I could swear it was Tinker Tailor Sailor Spy? I remember the book being Sailor and they changed the name of the film to Soldier, you can find so many references online to sailor spy