>>212693370 (OP)
no balls no glory

He invented a new form of gender reassignment tool and tested it herself? Greatest female inventor ever.

Pinus Status?

>>212693370 (OP)
Reminder he threatened his ex wife with a gun and threatened to kill himself in front of her. Reminder that his ex wife said he was abusing their daughter.
All of that got conviently forgotten after the so called snowplow incident

That's a weird headline, seems like how you'd describe a neutered pup

>>212693456
Well obviously, he hasn't got the balls to do that anymore.

>>212693456
That's the old male Jeremy who died in that snow plow accident

>>212693370 (OP)
They can now rebuild dicks. Bigger, better, harder.

Ding-dong determination?

shlong situation?

>>212693456
No one cares simp.

>>212693370 (OP)
post the full quote
>I've never been more vulnerable [in my genital area where my penis used to be located], [there is an] open [hole where my penis used to be] and [I am not] loving [this new state of agony I am in every day after the loss of my cock and balls]

>>212694077
kekked

>>212694077

[Sad News] TMZ released new photos from post-surgery Jeremy Renner today

>>212693456
probs more to the story. women are crazy and abusive.

How does a transman love?

>>212693456
>he was abusing their daughter.
Are we talking about using her as target practice or fletching her?

>>212693370 (OP)
Way more skilled than Fraser. It's sad he's not getting the good roles now

>>212693370 (OP)
Eternal sunshine of a cockless mind

>>212694381
He sent her into a blizzard to search for his gonads, left her out there for days. He ended up on the offender registry.

>>212693370 (OP)
I wonder if he still has a sex drive

>>212695404
The sex drive was lost during the plough drive

Go, my vincible Nads

>>212693370 (OP)
jej did it really crush his peenor? shame cuz it's yuge

>>212696087
it has a high surface area now, but that's not the same thing.

>>212693370 (OP)
I mean, he DID lose his balls along with his penis in the accident, so it's not very surprising.

I heard he's going to be Elliot Page's stuntman in the future due to the similarities

>>212695404
After the plowing from the snowplow, he's been unable to find anything that's at all comparable, plunging him into a deep depression. He may never get off again, unless he's willing to get plowed by a snowplow again, risking serious injury or death.

Jeremy Renner and the lost peenor

>>212693370 (OP)
>be honest, how do I look?

We need to get the flat earth scientists on the case to judge all future "photographs" of Renner's bulge. Is it flat or can you detect curvature? Let's do some science.

>>212693456
>so called
I hate when people use this phrase. What would you call the thing if not for a snowplow? People just like saying it to sound smug and contemptuous.

>>212696289
Looking more like Brad Pitt by the day.

>>212696320
people use it to imply that something isn't as it seems. now do you think that anon is saying a snowplow isn't a snowplow or that the incident wasn't just an accident?

How do you even get run over by a snow plower?

yeah he was open, his entire bottom half at least

>>212693370 (OP)
Is he confirming his loss of test?

The itsy bitsy penis was torn off by the treads
Round went the blades and the first ripped off the head
By the second blade both cock and balls were gone
And the itsy bitsy penis was strewn across the lawn

>>212696788
Doesn't even rhyme. Try again.

>>212696818
you must have a fucked up lisp or something.

>>212696830
a bad workman blames his tools. try again.

>>212696320
>What would you call the thing if not for a snowplow?
Holy fucking shit, if you're ESL just admit when you don't understand something instead of trying to criticize shit that you aren't even parsing right. The 'so called' isn't referring to 'the snowplow' but rather 'the snowplow incident'. It's implying that the story we've been told of how he was injured is not the whole truth.

>>212696857
I do not take requests from lessers, much less self admitted tools.

>>212694077
This is the type of shit is why I keep coming back here

>>212696868
>parsing right
you mean passing write, idiot.

>>212696868

>>212696945
What's jewish about my post?

>>212697049
The horns on the faggot that wrote it Ira.

>>212697065
So you're just assmad that I called you out on being ESL. I see.

>>212697167
You are a beta male

>>212693370 (OP)
Cavil had a choice. Drop the last movie in the contract or have a "farming" accident.

>>212697184
Kek, here's your last (you) from me, I'm sure it's worth more in whatever brown shithole you're from though.

>>212697167
Not the same anon, and English is my first language you fucking dipshit.

>>212697276
What's jewish about the post then faggot?

>>212697363
Your entire character profile stinks of bagles and pinched pennies. If you are not a Jew, you are something somehow even less desirable. Fuck you, your whore mother, and the horse that rode in on your whore mother.

>>212696868

>>212697233
Trying to copy a last word defense to make him look petty doesn't work when a new challenger arrives. You's a bitch

>>212697409
>bagles
Okay I'm starting to think you are the same anon and are definitely ESL. Congrats on tricking me into giving you more (you)s though, pretty jewish all things considered.

>>212697436
So am I brown or jewish?

>>212695404
only on DVD

>>212697472
Over a typo? You want to do my math homework next, or maybe get right to painting my fence nigger Jim? You are an unlikable cunt, whatever your early history has to say.

>>212697539
Nigger it's very obvious that you're a jeet posting from a phone, all of your insults have curry stink wafting off of them.

>>212696868

>>212697589
I am French and Irish born in America and on a Lenovo lappy you discount broken out the box dollar store professor x dumbfuck

>>212697630
>French-Irish
The only man who surrendered in a neutral country

>>212697630
You still don't know how to talk like a white person and your samefaggotry is extremely obvious. Who do you think you're fooling?
Look I'm sorry for mocking your speech impediment Rajesh, I'm sure it's a sensitive issue for you but you need to get over and be honest.

>>212697657
I am not a military shithead or an extention of my forefathers. I am my own man and a far better one than you. You are garbage. Rotten garbage. Fuck you... even more than your god did.

>>212697710
It's a national stereotype joke, chill out. I'm a White 3rd party here, don't lash out at me because your education started and stopped in the loo, pishwar bhatinathan.

>>212697710
Literally everything you say makes it obvious you're neither american or white.

>>212697738
I hold degrees in English. You hold a little dick.

>>212697754
Your writing identifies you as under 30 and a failure at everything.

>>212697755
>I hold degrees in English
Because you had to go to college to learn it, yes we know that Pintar.

>>212693456
Trannies are above the law and criticism chud, deal with it

>>212697787
What you know could fill the oversized head of a retard right up to the brim of your helmet.

>>212697828
I was like half joking before, but this post is actually just dogshit english. You have a better excuse if you're ESL, if you're genuinely white and you're this bad at talking then you're just fucked.

>>212697931
You do not know how to read it seems.

>>212697945
I do, and I know what you meant. You're just terrible at sounding like an american, or any kind of native english speaker. Genuinely terrible.
Passable for a jeet though.

>>212698063
Uh, he writes way better than you do. You are a cunt.

>>212697828
You meant to say "what you don't know", since this is a riff on the what you don't know could fill a dictionary joke, with his skull in place of the dictionary. You imply his skull is full, thus that he is full the of knowledge, the opposite of the point you intended to make.
Nice English degree though.

>>212693370 (OP)
Every generation gets more and more castrated.

>>212698077
>Uh
Nice try.

>>212698106
He also swapped between phrasing it as my head and phrasing it as just the head of 'a retard'. That was what made it even more awkward to read for me.

>>212698106
his retarded skull is full of retarded info... context clues were not taught at your special needs school?

>>212698152
your head is the head of a retard, retard. You may have got that, if you know, you were not retarded.

>>212698173
Then you would phrase it as 'your oversized retard head' Kumal. Well actually you wouldn't, but a white person would.

>>212698173
So what does an English degree get you in life then? Ford Escort?

>>212698220
I own my home and my vehicles and retired before I was 45. What has being a faggot gotten you?

>>212693456
>after the so called snowplow incident
>so called snowplow incident
>so called

Wait. Are you saying it didnt actually happen?

>>212698218
your retardation was so strongly implied by your own posts it is a given.

>>212694234
what about the text messages? you think those are fake too?

>>212693456
>Reminder that his ex wife said he was abusing their daughter.
>It's a 4chan suddenly believes women episode.

>>212698173
>You may have got that, if you know,
The 'if' goes before the comma in this context you silly brown boy. To be fair you'd have to speak english and not just type it to realize hiw awkward it sounds.

>>212698239
So you're saying you're in your early 40s. Lol old man river, that old man river

>>212698319
When you are done editing for me PAINT MY FUCKING FENCE NIGGER JIM

>>212698344
Is this what you do to kill time between paid shillposts? LARP as a white man?

>>212693370 (OP)
Mr Plough that's my name, my name again is Mr Plough

>>212693456
I have been given no reason to believe women.

>>212693456
His ex clearly slandered him and pushed him under the snowplow

>>212698273
haha

>>212696868
shut up dirty dalit scum

>>212698380
You just sit there all day being fat, wrong and ugly towards everything?

>>212698273
This doesn't give enough context to know whether this is fucked or not, it doesn't even say where he bit her.

>>212698510
>>212698511
Oh shit, the pajeet's dual wielding nokias now.

>>212698615
Your only insults are over grammar and calling folks Indian? You sound really Indian.

>>212693370 (OP)
cock & balls condition & briefing?

Can we just go back to posting about Jeremy's missing penis

>>212698649
I'm criticising grammar because you're lying about having an english degree and not being ESL.
Nice jew argument tactic though.

>>212693370 (OP)
>14,000lbs
How many is this in normal units?

>>212698722
penis prognostic?

>>212698723
Not Jewish or Indian. I do hold several degrees, and some of those are in the dicipline of English and Literature. I am gonna need you to look up colloquialisms, and then bite your fat ignorant fingers off so we no longer need suffer you.

>>212698615
>>212698723
away, dalit. disgusting.

>>212698764
Jennitals Rended

>>212698615
>this anon shits on the street
yfw?

>>212698774
>dicipline
Discipline. Hearty kek.

>>212698774
>>212698778
Dude you're so fucking bad at this. Why are you so incapable of admitting you were being stupid? Why lie about what you are, you know you're wrong.
Whatever, I'm done. Peace out nigger.

>>212698888
Quads noted. PAINT MY FENCE BETTER NIGGER

>>212698911
adios dalit faggot

>>212698911
I am really really good at it. If I wasn't, why would you beg me to quit and resort to editing as opposed to wit?

>>212698911
>beta bitch boy throws a tantrum
kek

Oh shit can someone cut together a video of Jeremy with a snow plough smash cutting to the blood on the snow from Kill Bill 1?

>>212698917
>PAINT MY FENCE BETTER NIGGER
Trying way too hard here anon

>>212699066
All the other guy had was pointing out typos and calling people Indian. He needs to fuck off this planet.

Will we ever find out?

>>212699126
The only evidence was some photos of Elliot Page creeping around the property with an ice chest and a pait of tongs shortly after the accident.

>>212699104
>All the other guy had was pointing out typos and calling people Indian. He needs to fuck off this planet.
>the dalit is still here after throwing a toddler's tantrum and saying he's leaving
you are your momma you big whiny bitch keke

>>212699169
Go rub a lamp and ask for a sense of humor.

>>212699191
>Go rub a lamp and ask for a sense of humor.
see>>212698911
you got so mad at being called brown kek, maybe look into skin lightening cream.

>>212699213
No one is mad because you are dumb. You give yourself way too much credit.

>>212693370 (OP)
hes open alright

>>212698273
I believe the slander solely because what fucking psycho types like that

>>212699268
>Openly gay? No, openly flayed!

>>212693370 (OP)
pecker periphery?

>>212699237
I'm proud of you for calming down, there's a small chance you'll be reborn in a higher caste, imo. You're stuck shitting in the street, though, my apologies.

>>212699392
beg and say sorry more and harder before you slink out.

>>212696868
This post sure pissed off the illiterates.

>>212699420
I are sowry fer my impertnance

>>212699368
>None of this makes sense. I am just a "guy" without a dick and balls. Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you plow, and you plow to clear

>>212699420
You did well, now if only you could stop being influenced so harshly, initially, by strangers. You were my puppet.

>>212699420
>guy that got red in the face about
>NOT
>being indian thinks he's found wit
kek

>>212699553
Ask me how I know you are fat.

>>212699585
not in your vapid posts, you retarded failure.

>>212694077
Screenshotted and kekd

>>212693370 (OP)
>>212693397
>>212693438
if something bad ever happens to you I hope people show you more kindness than you showed this guy

>>212699591
Quiet, Pinocchio, or I'll make you a real boy.

>>212699442
I genuinely thought that they were all just one indian dude samefagging, but as soon as I stopped posting they all started arguing with each other without realizing it, so I have no idea what the fuck is happening. Maybe they're just really bored trolls who smelled blood in the water when I acted frustrated.

>>212696868

>>212699751
Back for more huh? Well, there's a giant vat of rice with your name on it buddy.

>>212693456
Believe no women.

>>212699750
I know you are fat because you are heavy on my wrist you fucking actual puppet.

>>212699762
Shouldn't the mask be white in this?

>>212699790
Puppets are under the wrists, you're thinking of hand puppets, ESL.

>>212699822
You are thinking about Arbys you fat fuck.

>>212694077
What did he mean by this?