Batgay Fornever - /tv/ (#212695213) [Archived: 467 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:04:06 AM No.212695213
batman forever
batman forever
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reminder batman forever is the gayest thing ever made

bats are famous for shitting, and gays lick shit, it's obvious.
robin, sounds like robbing, another word for burglary, which also means gay anal rape.
alfred, "half" "red", meaning a dick covered in blood after raping robin.
detective gordon looks like j edgar hoover, a notorious heterosexual
riddler, sounds like fiddler, and all gays are made after they've been fiddled.
gays are also riddled with diseases and intestinal parasites.
gotham, "got" "ham", ham is pink like a male anus.
film takes place mostly at night, night sounds like tight, a man's anus is tight.
he has a batmobile, penises are mobile because they can move, gay sex.
riddler has a cane that turns from a question mark into a skull. the cane is shaped like a penis, meaning he's really carrying a gay penis that he puts in his anus
notice there's no sex scene between two face and the two girls, because two face only puts his penis in men's amuses.
the villains steal memories, which is the opposite of feeling mammaries, therefore ipso facto visa vi gay sex.
despite capturing nicole kidman, riddler and twoface refuse to have sex with her, as they'd rather wait for their grindr date aka batman and robin
wayne enterprises is in a tall building, like a giant erect penis with jizz flying out the top into the sky, which looks like men's buttocks
kiss from a rose? might as well be kiss my (male) rosebud

all the clues are there.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:10:04 AM No.212695309
>>212695213 (OP)
It’s also the best looking batman movie
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:11:13 AM No.212695332
>>212695213 (OP)
>gayest thing ever made
No that's Zack Snyder's entire filmography.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:16:43 AM No.212695417
>>212695213 (OP)
Jim Carey is an obnoxious faggot. Liking him and his characters in movies means you are a low IQ simpleton who was molested as a child while fed a steady diet of processed sugar and neglect. You are dumb. You are worthless.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:17:33 AM No.212695436
>>212695213 (OP)
Batman & Robin is way gayer and also the best Batman film ever made.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:18:29 AM No.212695456
>>212695213 (OP)
Don’t forget the most important part.
You are (OP) and therefore a faggot that sucks the fattest, most gigantic cocks on the planet while on your knees, making the bitchiest doe eyes to your partner as you’re looking up at him.
It makes the most complete sense that you were able to pick up on all of this considering what you are, dick sucking faggot.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:20:06 AM No.212695492
>>212695332
This scene is more kino than Snyder’s entire filmography.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=11tbL8l5Av8&pp=ygUYYmF0bWFuIGZvcmV2ZXIgYmF0IHNjZW5l
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:13:35 PM No.212697317
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>>212695213 (OP)
>OH NO, IT'S PAGE 10!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:14:06 PM No.212698283
>>212695213 (OP)
go to bed Boris
your homophobia is a symptom of your repressed latent desire for men and their peenars.
You are gayer than "Please wait a while before making a post"