Thread 212695261 - /tv/ [Archived: 643 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:06:46 AM No.212695261
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md5: 10cebce437257bdf6bf75b5ee7561fc6๐Ÿ”
>so, you have a movie for me?
>yes sir, I do! It's called Irreversible and will feature Monica Bellucci!
>oh, Monica Bellucci is TIGHT!
>not after this movie, she won't!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:09:02 AM No.212695292
she won't be*
don't call me ESL
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:16:02 AM No.212695406
When is he doing the first guy to ever be caught having cp
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:27:15 AM No.212695604
>>212695292
I think the added "be" in the end distracts from the joke.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:29:42 AM No.212695642
>>212695292
Thatโ€™s called a dangling proposition and improper English, ya dingus.
Replies: >>212695757
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:33:35 AM No.212695705
>>212695406
>Hold on, why is there a child wandering on set
>yeah, thats the idea
>I feel like this should be illigal
>I checked and there's no rules against it
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:34:54 AM No.212695726
>>212695705
Lal
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:36:45 AM No.212695757
>>212695642
Well OPs sentence is nonsense without it
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:38:02 AM No.212695776
>>212695757
Read a book
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:51:05 AM No.212696004
>>212695292
Good morning saaar
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:29:18 PM No.212696623
post your favorite pitch meeting NOW or your mother chokes to death on a bbc tonight
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:42:45 PM No.212696801
>>212696623
Cats
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:44:21 PM No.212696828
this guy's jokes would benefit by being at least four times shorter than he makes them
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:45:55 PM No.212696853
>>212696623
Breaking bad
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:46:43 PM No.212696871
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md5: 6fdc8ae47ff94b5fff0afd5729daaffc๐Ÿ”
>>212695757
>>212695292
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:10:53 PM No.212697268
This place is so fucking esl now that it's embarrassing

I'm gonna go find white people
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:22:03 PM No.212697486
>>212695406
>>212695705
People who do this should be put in a room I decided
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:32:12 PM No.212697644
>>212696623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP8vh2Z8MSY&list=PLRE-UFLEgWzBuOiqemhEI9b4gmmBbutnC&index=54