Thread 212695392 - /tv/ [Archived: 601 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:14:58 AM No.212695392
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>the pursuit of happiness isn't living a decent life with your loved ones on a steady income doing something you enjoy, it's gambling your entire life savings on a get-rich-quick scheme, fail, and then try again betting everything of being accepted for an unpaid internship on a big stockbroker company and then being the single one guy who will get hired, all while living in abject poverty, forcing your son to be homeless, trampling on the fellow poorfags who stands in your way for whatever little scraps you can find, and using the last few bucks in your possession not to feed your child, but to kiss the asses of the billionaires who might eventually hire you if they take a liking on you because you paid their cab ride or whatever

What a quintessentially American movie.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:21:13 PM No.212696478
bump
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:28:28 PM No.212696607
>>212695392 (OP)
he is a billionaire today
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:33:45 PM No.212696681
Who saw a poster like that and thought
>I'd pay an afternoon and ten bucks to see this uplifting tale of a brown bum played by an 80s rapper
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:36:44 PM No.212696719
>>212696681
>>I'd pay an afternoon and ten bucks to see this uplifting tale of a brown bum
Why would you watch a movie again which you've clearly watched already. None of this can be seen on the poster, what?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:42:15 PM No.212696791
>>212696719
You can't see that they're brown? The implication of the title being upward mobility? No wonder movies like this attract an audience.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:45:34 PM No.212696851
>>212696791
Keep seething. No indication that he's a bum, have fun with your hallucinations, schizo.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:48:33 PM No.212696899
>>212696851
The section 8 slip in his pocket, the kid having a spider man toy (spider man is black), the word happiness being misspelled, old chuck taylors stolen from a white boy, somali hairline, need I go on?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:07:30 PM No.212697219
>>212695392 (OP)
The fact that this was the start of Will Smith using movies as nepotistic vehicles for his idiot son makes it extra funny
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:31:27 PM No.212697633
>>212695392 (OP)
It was directed by an Italian tho
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:12:46 PM No.212699450
>>212696607
So?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:08:26 PM No.212700635
>>212695392 (OP)
when i was a boy i used to think this was a genuine time travel film
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:09:55 PM No.212700656
why didn't he just move out of san francisco?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:11:06 PM No.212700682
>>212700656
By teleporting, dummy kun?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:12:37 PM No.212700707
>>212700682
just get on a bus. also he should have just lowered the price on the devices he was selling even if it was a loss for some survival money
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:19:52 PM No.212700845
I don't give a flying fuck about the happiness of will smith.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:23:15 PM No.212700914
>>212700635
So you're as retarded as Jaden Smith?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:30:20 PM No.212701062
>>212695392 (OP)
The Pursuit of A Penis, more like.
Willysmith, more like.
Colonbumrear Pictures, more like.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:00:01 PM No.212701755
>>212695392 (OP)
If its really this hard for a black guy to get a job as a fucking salesman I really can not blame them for selling crack insted
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:07:50 PM No.212701937
>>212695392 (OP)
Will Smith deserves all the suffering that comes to him
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:13:40 PM No.212702077
>>212696681
Normies. They canโ€™t get enough of feel good shit, especially when itโ€™s based off a true story.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:01:41 PM No.212703496
Nobody wanted the crap he was selling.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:31:44 PM No.212704398
arnold
arnold
md5: 8a6069f89b2031294aef5edde228c91d๐Ÿ”
>>212695392 (OP)
>Orphan-crushing-machine meme
reddit was right with this one
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:34:43 PM No.212704481
>>212699450
Being a genius and doing what it takes worked. Why don't you do it?