>Gobleki Tepi
>Therefore, the ancient Atlanteans were psychics who built the pyramids using sonic levitation, taught all math and science to lesser races, and built all of their cities on coastlines that later sank into the ocean so we couldn't find them

He has to put that other stuff in there as product placement. Blame Nestle.

The great pyramid of giza certainly wasnt a burial chamber.
Also I'm pretty sure ayahuasca/dmt is the origin of maths/geometry, as in the thing that made our ancestors note there is something special about say a squared circle.

>>212697987 (OP)
Dont go down this rabbithole, newfag, you arent ready.

>>212698095
I like you. Don't get on the flight to Bains.

>>212698038
>Also I'm pretty sure ayahuasca/dmt is the origin of maths/geometry, as in the thing that made our ancestors note there is something special about say a squared circle.
Building is the origin of geometry and vice versa.

>>212697987 (OP)
Based Hancock exposed Dibble as a liar on his YouTube channel btw. Normies seethe.

>>212698263
dibble btfo

>>212697987 (OP)
Read this instead

>>212698306
synopsis?

>>212698306
Holy Bicameral Mind, Batman!

>>212698355
BS pseudoscience about left brain right brain anatomy having major implications on how the mind works. It doesn't.

In 2012 a single boulder weighing 340 tons was moved 100 miles to a museum in LA.
It was announced as the biggest movement of a superheavy stone since the pyramids.
The operation cost 10 million $ and took over a year to plan and carry out, custom vehicles with 40 axles were built to accomodate this.

Ancient walls can be found around the world from japan to lebanon made up of hundreds of blocks of stone weighing up to 900 tons, often in several dozen foot of elevation.

i know he's right just form how all the jews reacted to him

>Make a claim without any evidence
>Get a Netflix special

Huh, it really was that easy.

This was more fun when it was aliens

>>212698485
>It doesn't.
It does. I don't know what normie science says on the matter but I know this from experience, as to other spiritual people.

>>212698038
>The great pyramid of giza certainly wasnt a burial chamber.
And I'm certain they're much, much older than 2500 BC. Tens of thousands of years maybe. How matter of factly ancient Egyptians treated them and don't mention or draw anything about them being built, it just seems overwhelmingly likely that they had always been there. At most they dug them out.

But we'll probably never find out in our lifetimes. It seems current year science is mostly about defending whatever consensus they decided on decades or centuries ago. It's a religion. I'm certain they would rather destroy any opposing evidence than reconsider their scripture.

>>212698648
Yeah it's looking a bit grim with gobekli tepe excavations being put off for 150 years, and same shit with that other chamber in the great pyramid they're refusing to open.
Then again, way more people are interested in this shit now and people like rogan and even musk may be inclined to help fund independent lidar scan projects for people like hancock.
We may just miss it but the next 100 years or so are going to be pretty wild with most of sahara and amazon getting scanned.

>>212698485
>pseudoscience
aka didn't go through official avenues, and so are lambasted

>>212698355
>>212698485
there's a theory that ancient people didn't have self-consciousness and were receiving orders from one of the parts of their brain which they perceived as gods because apparently there's no first person narration in ancient greek stories though many scholars called this bullshit

now explain to me what the fuck goblin teki is I googled it and there's a 10mb article on wikipedia I'm not reading all that shit

>>212699119
Gobleki Pepsi is a ruin of a temple devoted to a deity known as Ha'n Cohk. It's important because it predates itself.

>>212699119
In the 90s some turkish farmer noticed some weird stones on a hill and accidentally hit upon the oldest known monolithic site we currently know of, dated to around 9000BC, near the end of the last ice age.
It's remarkable for several reasons, it contains a huge amount of monoliths, around 70 or so have been dug up, like 400 more are still unearthed.
It's like stonehenge on crack but predates it by 5000 - 6000 years.
Some of the stones show remarkable craftsmanship, in particular that the markings arent carved into the stone but rather the stone around the markings and symbols carved away, similar to how statues are hewn out of rock by basically chiselling away the stuff you dont want.
It contains 4 different main chambers each with 2 main huge monoliths that all point in almost the same direction, likely tracking sirius across hundreds of years with remarkable accuracy.
Agriculture wasnt a thing when the first parts of it were made but seems to have sprung up around it a few hundred years after the first known parts are thought to have been made. This predates the known mesopotamian agriculture starting date by another 5000 years or so.
The wheel hadnt been invented yet either supposedly which is also commonly assumed to have been created around 4000bc.
Perhaps most intruguingly, it appears that the site was intentionally buried like 6000 years ago as opposed to hidden by time.

>>212699376
what if it was just a prank though

>>212698833
TRVKE

>>212699376
boring AI text, ignore. Earth is 1.6 years old by the way

>>212699426
Fuck you nigger that was all me.

>>212699446
all your prompt, wow. also please don't comment like that about a gentleman's skin tone or complecksion, it's rude af.

>>212699481
No no no I dont use that ai shit go fuck yourself doublenigger.

>>212698485
You sound nervous

>>212699481
You can tell it's not AI because I'm an idiot and called them monolithic instead of megalithic.

>>212699376
nice prompt

>>212699502
go and sync your hemispheres or whatever other BS they're selling you for $199 in 3 easy payments then.

>>212699376
fucking Indians with copilot will kill 4chan.

>>212699426
well poisoning cunt, kill yourself
it's actually remarkable how creationists/flat earthers/moon landing deniers/etc all come out of the woodwork as soon as something actually consequential gets discussed

>>212699426
>>212699481
>>212699554
the real threat isn't AI, it's midwits like you that can't tell the difference between AI and just some anon who knows a lot about the subject. this >>212699376 is clearly written by a person.

>>212699559
burden of proof is on you, prove any of your claims, oh you can't
> 2 main huge monoliths that all point in almost the same direction, likely tracking sirius across hundreds of years with remarkable accuracy.
>The wheel hadnt been invented yet either supposedly
Durrrrr

>>212699559
It's just flint dibble pissing himself trying to damage control

>>212699596
Nobody proposed any ancient aliums though.
Just the facts that spit in the face of what people previously thought.
Burden of not being a retard and engaging with those facts is on you.

>>212699592
"hey chatGPT write a post about X topic but conceal your identity so you seem like a casual human user on a forum for yong people with an acerbic wit and edge to it. Add some errors, both logical and spelling, to make it seem more robustly genuine". Or did you not think of simple workarounds like that?

>>212699376
I was actually at stonehenge for the solstice overnight celebration this year, interesting experience. I find prehistoric megalithic structures absolutely fascinating, it's such a tragedy that we'll almost certainly never know quite what happened there or what they were for. What I do believe though is that there is something huge about our past that we've been missing, something predating the 10k years or so of 'known' history/civilisation we call the neolithic, and that a lot more went on during that time than just cavemen going ooga booga

>>212699596
>> 2 main huge monoliths that all point in almost the same direction, likely tracking sirius across hundreds of years with remarkable accuracy.
>>The wheel hadnt been invented yet either supposedly
>Durrrrr
what the fuck are you talking about anon? neither of those are "claims" to be proven or disproven, they're facts about the site. What burden of proof is there?

>>212699592
Fucking spot on.
>>212699649
Mental illness (acute redditism)

>>212699668
Most definitely.

>>212699714
>4chan is FULL OF BOTS!
>BUT ALSO NEVER HAS BOTS!

>>212699739
is that what trolling looks like now?

>>212699774
Whataboutism is not a good argumentative stratagem.

>>212699649
alright retard, see my picrel for what your exact prompt outputs. Now compare to >>212699376, which contains absolutely ZERO of the telltale signs of being AI (egregious em-dash usage, over-reliance on [X, Y, and Z] type sentence structures, out of place flowery adjectives, etc). What exactly makes you so convinced that this anon's post was AI, other than being long and descriptive, something which a human who cares is entirely capable of writing unlike you, who's probably never written more than a couple sentences in their lifetime since leaving school?

>>212699848
So you do use AI. Caught in the act.
/thread

>>212699668
the cool thing about history is that in all the time since people have had agendas about controlling people's understanding of the past, so it only gets more obfuscated as time moves on

>>212699848
>the telltale signs of being AI (egregious em-dash usage, over-reliance on [X, Y, and Z] type sentence structures, out of place flowery adjectives, etc)
this is how i write and i WILL kill and eat ai for making me sound like a robot

>>212699867
yeah you're just trolling, weak bait
>>212699848
I'd add by the way that I don't understand why EVERY AI writes in such a predictable, identifiable way, even when you explicitly ask it to adopt a certain way of speaking or tell it to "talk like a person". The stuff I mentioned in the previous post
>(egregious em-dash usage, over-reliance on [X, Y, and Z] type sentence structures, out of place flowery adjectives, etc)
Is ubiquitous, and seems so easy to fix. I also don't understand how any of these models bring us closer to GAI when none of them are actually logical at all, they're all purely just verbal algorithms with a large dataset and little more. Or am I missing something here?

>>212699938
>Or am I missing something here?
Going by this thread, you're missing everything.

>52 replies
>no sleeve post

>>212699913
My writing is AI proof because I actually write like shit. I always unintentionally create incredibly long sentences, using semi-colons and brackets to effectively daisychain a paragraph's worth of statements into one single sentence. AI on the otherhand seems to care a lot about remaining short and snappy in its writing. The em-dash thing though, no clue where the fuck it gets it from. Grok especially loves it from what I've seen, always structuring sentences along the lines of
>It's not this - it's that

>>212700020
if you frequently use semicolons i'm not going to see you as human no matter how red you bleed

>>212699938
Just ignore the troll

>>212700101
This isn't me, ignore THIS troll.

>>212699376
The implications of the scope and age of it alone are soft proof of a pre ice age civilization imo.

>>212700132
no, that is me, but so are you anon. catch up

I'll just ignore his post and carry on. Anyway, there's much proof that not only did ancient civilizations predating Indus river valley etc exist but that humans evolved concurrently along racial lines, not like the Out of Africa theory suggests, which is a much more important concept that goon becky tiddies.

>>212700263
>humans evolved concurrently along racial lines
remind me how this is different from the current out of africa theory? I remember someone explaining it to me but I can't wrap my head around WHERE we actually initially came from and whether this was happening prior to the 1k-10k humans alive global bottleneck we experienced

>>212700020
GPT4chan was around in 2022, GPT has been around since 2017, there's bots everywhere. Next you'll say 5 eyes isn't real.

>>212700297
OoA:
>man evolved once from a common ancestor, then a largely anatomically modern African went north, and adapted to the colder, darker, winter-having climate.
not OoA:
>we evolved from different types of proto-hominid, giving modern races differing makeups of neanderthal, denisovan etc subtyping and genetics.

>>212697987 (OP)
What was Keanu Reeves doing in it?

>>212700303
I have no doubt that that is so anon, and it either already is, or shortly will be, that in the cases of malicious governmental usage it will be impossible to tell. However in the case of some individual retard using gpt to write posts, we can tell the difference still. Although give it till the end of this year and the latest models will be nearly impossible to tell, I've already had a couple AI videos that nearly fooled me this year

>>212700369
>we evolved from different types of proto-hominid, giving modern races differing makeups of neanderthal, denisovan etc subtyping and genetics.
at what point does this theory suppose we diverged from a common ancestor? and what evidence do we have for it? as it feels like common sense but then all the genetic evidence I've seen when trying to find info about it supposedly disproves it

I dont care if this was antlantis or not it looks cool af

>>212697987 (OP)
unironically factual and correct

>>212700427
You're not allowed to research it. The guy who discovered DNA got kicked out of his own field, genetics, for claiming there MAY be differences in IQ between races. Das ist verboten!

>>212700447
Almost, they got wrecked by ice age and the survivors built all these monuments to warn future generations to watch the stars and figure out the cyclical nature of ice ages.

>>212697987 (OP)
You have miscontrued him.
It's not
>Therefore
It's
>Could it be
Remember, he's just asking queations, as a real archeologist should.

>>212700524
He does that so I don't sue him before our next face to face on a serious podcast

>>212700547
Granted I know nothing about him but he comes across as the nicest most humble guy in podcasts.

>>212700369
We can't even decide where life came from, full stop.
>It was abiogenisis. A bunch of shit slopped together and accidentally lifed
The odds of that are so astronomically high, that it would genuinely seem likely Earth may be the only instance of life in the universe. I believe it's in the tens of trillions for it to happen and even then it's in the ungodly large numbers that it happened when Earth was at the perfect point to accept it.

>>212700610
It doesn't make it any more believable when no one can even replicate it in controlled situations

>>212700610
Humans were clearly engineered by aliens to mine gold for them.
They also put the moon here to stabilize earths orbit and shield it from asteroids.

>>212700524
>he's just asking queations, as a real archeologist should.
He's not a real anything, just a grifter of retards.

>>212700610
>>212700646
>It doesn't make it any more believable when no one can even replicate it in controlled situations
Time is endless and within that infinity of time it is inevitable that the tiny fraction of a possibility that the Universe would come into existence and later life and us comes to pass. It's actually incredibly simple when you look at it from a non-human perspective.

No need for gods or bullshit of any sort.

>>212700717
No that's legit flint dibble and the other """archeologists""" who constantly engage in femoid reputation destroying bitch behavior because they already sold their books and are terrified of making new discoveries that contradict their basic bitch theories and keep making excuses for NOT investigating more and even destroying evidence like planting trees on top of gobekli tepe which any retard will be able to deduce is not good for the shit underneath or claiming that drilling a tiny hole for a fibreoptic camera in the pyramids would cause too much damage after it's already been dynamited.

>>212699596
You should kill yourself

>>212697987 (OP)
what gave grant the edge in the past decade of the archaeology conversation is that he isn't trying to enforce a rigid framework for what pre-history looked like, while the career academic proto-redditors insisted upon a particular view. as more stuff gets dug up, it fractures the foundations of that rigid definition, while the guy who is just brainstorming openly is not hurt at all.

>>212700827
Number of artifacts chucklefuck has discovered: 0
Number of digs or anything tangible he has done: 0
Number of claims backed up by evidence: 0

His whole schtick is a "trust me bro" grift that impresses children and the stupid.

>>212700782
The whole fine-tuned universe thing feels like a logical fallacy to me. Even if the odds of a universe capable of sustaining life existing are infinitesimal, we could only ever exist in such a universe, meaning by definition it's the universe we exist in. That said this only makes sense if multiple universes exist.

>>212701214
>singlehandedly brings criticism and dissent of consensus academic archaelogy into the mainstream
Regardless of whether he's right about the atlantis stuff, I think this is a pretty significant, and positive, achievement that can be attributed to him.

>>212701214
One side asks questions, the other side accuses them of having dangerous right-wing nazi rhetoric because of it on social media.

dibble sisters…

>>212701214
Midwit: The Post

>>212701358
>just asking questions
oh, you've finally brought the anti-semitic dogwhistles out

>>212701258
>Even if the odds of a universe capable of sustaining life existing are infinitesimal, we could only ever exist in such a universe, meaning by definition it's the universe we exist in.
Yes.

>That said this only makes sense if multiple universes exist.
A soft no, the possibility is there but you're missing the main point, which is the one you made in the first bit of your post - the chances of an Universe existing with all its physical and so forth laws that make it possible and which in turn made life and us possible really is infinitesimally small, but since time is endless this possibility HAD to occur eventually and it did.

This universe we inhabit may be the only possible one, a tiny impossibility of perfectly aligned chances which despite the improbability had to occur. Maybe other universes exist and maybe they are all "flawed" in some way that makes us and thus Earth, life, humanity, utterly alone and singular. To me the existence or non-existence of other universes is less interesting than this simple elegant source and method of everything that blows away all religion and deities and shit.

>>212701416
I was also getting an anti-semitic vibe from him/her. Is it worth telling the shift manager?

>>212701358
>>212701413
I like how you can't disprove that the guy has done fuck all except peddle bullshit so you just piled more shit on.

It's okay to admit that you got suckered into supporting/believing bullshit. Just do it and move on.

>>212698505
It’s easier to move large things with leverage than it is to put them on truck wheels.

>>212701497
Before they discoverd Cleopatra's tomb I bet you thought asps were a type of autist. progress will not be made by halfwhits like you goggling things all day and spurting your words on here idiota

>>212701497
On the contrary he's basically been proven right by the mere existence of gobekli tepe, if by right you mean his assertion that there is way more to ancient history than the clovis civilization hypothesis.
So he was provably, demonstrably right while mainstream archelogy was wrong.

>just asking questions bro
how to identify a midwit

>>212700101
>>212700132

>>212701674
everyone knew it existed before he lead a dig. He didn't discover it, he just dug it up a bit.

>>212701710
>everyone knew it existed
Isn't it kind of weird they're still clinging to theories it disproves then? Is this some advanced form of the scientific method you learn in Temple studies?

>>212701792
Temple studies? You vile antisemite. Will you not cease your disgraceful hatred of my kind?

>>212701526
I'm old enough to be your father and this type of bullshit he peddles has been peddled for decades, reaching all the way back to the 1910s. It's a very old grift. There is no ambiguity here. You fell for one of the oldest tricks in the book. All the gibberish he's spouting has been repeated ad nauseam for roughly 110 years and we all read books about it as kids.

>>212701674
>On the contrary he's basically been proven right by the mere existence of gobekli tepe,
The study of it renders his blubbering about his oh so terrible persecutions meaningless, because it is. He's just a grifter who has nothing to do with archeology or anything of substance.

>So he was provably, demonstrably right while mainstream archelogy was wrong.
How can it be wrong when the actual archeologists are doing their jobs? He is at best, at BEST, a parasite. In any case refer to the first reply. All of this overdone bullshit has been overdone before even I was born and it's something kids and teens latch on to because it's interesting, but there's no substance to it. It's fiction.

>>212699119
What the other guy didn’t mention is the site is at a conjunction of migratory paths for antelope and birds and the oldest parts were built when the region was forested. So for hunter gatherers this would be a region of plentiful food for a season or two, meaning free time. So the history of the site is steady buildup from irregular occupation over thousands of years before an attempt at permanent occupation is made (evidence of agriculture at the youngest strata) which then fails and the site is intentionally buried before the surviving hunter gatherers move on.

Sumer is example of this that didn’t fail.

>>212701820
>>212701824
I was a greeing with you

>it happened for real

>>212700827
the absolute fucking state of european archaeology after WW2 is mind boggling. This article is worth reading if you're interested
https://quillette.com/2025/05/28/ancient-dna-and-the-return-of-a-disgraced-theory/
essentially the tl dr is
>after WW2 consensus archeology decides that the established theory (europe was violently invaded and genocided by the indo-european who then replaced the local population entirely) is not hecking appropriate due to being heavily associated with the nazis
>motivated by politics they suppress this theory in favour of the idea that ancient european cultures spread largely peacefully through cultural interchange and intemarriage (see any patterns here?)
>in the 2000s a bunch of geneticists with no real connection to archeology unintentionally BTFO this while conducting unrelated research on ancient human DNA, revealing that the genocide/invasion hypothesis was right all along

>>212701503
Like 10 feet maybe. Stone henge rocks for example come from 15 to 450 miles away. Good luck levering a boulder from Scotland to Wales.

>>212701503
let's see your mother go shopping with "leverage" alone anon

>>212701900
They carved them in situ, obviously. No one believes in mass transit of stone any more, you build where the material is.

I have been to the pyramids and they are tiny in person, it's shit. All these things are photographed from the best angles and all that and only the best photos make it to the adverts and all that. None of these things are impressive in person unless you're a fucking nerd archeologist leftist fawning over muh cave paintings muh mud huts

>>212699938
It’s because most of the training material will be textbooks that no one actually reads, just skims to find useful information.

>>212701952
Wrong
>The larger sarsen stones are believed to have been sourced from West Woods, about 15 miles north of the monument. The smaller bluestones, which have a distinctive blue hue when wet, originated from the Preseli Hills in Pembrokeshire, West Wales, over 150 miles away. A recent discovery revealed that the Altar Stone, a large, gray-green sandstone slab, actually came from the Orcadian Basin in northeastern Scotland, a distance of over 450 miles.

>>212697987 (OP)
I genuinely don't understand why some anons on this board seethe at this guy so much
His core argument is literally just
>mainstream archeology is too rigid and dogmatic, and a lot more went on prior to the neolithic era than we think
everything else is either elaborations on that argument, or fun speculation which sometimes gets played up for the sake of making good tv. He's not malicious and he's certainly not an idiot. Midwits on this board seem to LOVE shitting on him though

>>212702037
>nigger gleefully pretends he's never heard of glaciers

>>212697987 (OP)
Personally, I think we should just knock the pyramids down and be done with all of this

>>212702037
glaciers idiot. it's right there in your own quote.

>>212700427
It’s just a dimwit unable to parse timescale.

>>212702037
This was disproven by science

>>212701358
Anytime anyone asks Hancock a serious question about his theories he acts like its a personal attack on the behest of a cabal. He's a sheltered nutter who likes writing fantasy.

>>212701820
>how can it be wrong when the experts told you it was right?
Just end yourself already lmao

>>212702281
You must stop saying that, it's very unpleasant.

>>212701900
>Like 10 feet maybe
Moving a rock ten feet an hour would mean it would only take about two years to move it 15 miles, and these are civilizations that existed for thousands of years.

>>212702217
So? He doesn run around claiming aliens built atlantis, he runs around saying "look at this weird shit that archeologists tell you to ignore".
Let him believe that xena and atlas ruled over hyperborea for all I care.

>>212702313
All the experts agree you should kys though.

>>212702217
The ironing. It's delicious. It's world class.

>when chud go against mainstream group think

>>212702394
You're hurting my feelings. I'll ignore you if you keep this up.

the other day me and a couple of guys moved a large tree trunk by dragging it over smaller logs
did we manage to do that because we have some awakened ancient atlantean DNA?

>>212697987 (OP)
How do people take this guy seriously?

>>212702447
What theories of his do you disagree with?

>>212698038
>ayahuasca/dmt is the origin of maths/geometry, as in the thing that made our ancestors note there is something special about say a squared circle.
Possible but utterly hare-brained to think is the only logical conclusion

>>212702446
the atlanteans used sea logs but it is similar. that's called a recovered memory, you might be an indigo child. upload a photo of your flaccid penis and testes and I will perform the test to see if you are an Awakened One.

>can you prove it?
>weeeeeeeell well well, look at this rather peculiar buck askin' for proof. Heh heh. Don't run now, boy. I'm gon' break you in.

>>212702357
>look at this weird shit that archeologists tell you to ignore
what the fuck are you talking about? if you know about it, then that by default means that archeologists dug it up and told you about it, grifters like him do 0 (zero) actual archeology, they just look at natural formations and say it was made by aliens, because they have no idea about geology, or say that ancient people were too stupid to move rocks so it had to be aliens
and you are a massive retard for even thinking that what he says makes sense

>>212698648
>Egyptians treated them and don't mention or draw anything about them being buil
I"m not a nutcase and don't believe shit about any conspiracy, but this one, this right here feels like a smoking gun

>>212701883
Very interesting, thanks.

>>212697987 (OP)
https://youtu.be/de0ZrP6WsVA?si=GdMGUenoAhcte9rT&t=163

>>212702551
Show me him saying aliens built anything, you lying piece of shit.

>>212702357
>He doesn run around claiming aliens built atlantis,
No but his argument for Atlantis being real is going around the world cherry picking examples and inventing all sorts of elaborate theories often based entirely on nothing. Stuff like civilizations around the world all being interested in astronomical movements is something he considered proof of Atlantis because he doesn't even want to entertain the idea that multiple culture could be interesting in the literally one thing that you can see regardless of what were you are on the planet, the sky. He isn't interested in new discoveries if they contradict his previous claims, he latches onto flooding in North America to basically place his civilization in a time and place where it conveniently would have most of its material evidence of its existence destroyed.

He's literally everything he claims other archaeologists claim to be.

>>212697987 (OP)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNG
If you want your fix of fringe science kino look up the blogs and youtube channels of dropout boomers
This is the one I watched most recently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DJnnyGSk2o
I don't know why anyone settles for rehashed atlantis shit when stuff like this exists

>>212702543
Prove what?

>>212702611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PJJiut0Iuw
"I believe that they guided the planning and construction"

>>212702663
Oh, so you think guiding is the same as building?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>212702611
Nta but could you acknowledge that everything he claims is covered up is literally other people's research that they openly published and that he found because they were and still are available

>>212702663
I havent got 2 hours, where does he say aliens did this?

>>212702690
You're a coward.

>>212702692
There's a searchable transcript. Learn how to use websites.

>>212702611
oh im sorry, not aliens
just a super advanced TERRESTRIAL civilization that predated any and all provable human civilization and disappeared into the sea, all based on a story from a book by plato where he used it as an allegory
now that makes it a lot more plausible

>>212702551
It's just a cultist. He won't ever change his mind.

>>212702690
He openly admits this himself. Klaus whatever his surname was who was original guy who did the groundwork for gobekli tepe and him were friends before he died and hancock goes out of his way citing him and his work.

>>212702747
Prove it.

>>212702659
absolutely based and thank you for the recs anon
can you send more? do you have a playlist? I need this in my life

>>212702747
So why does he talk like there's a conspiracy against him

>>212702786
There's a thread on /x/ I started about this very topic

>>212702723
Yeah except the transcript of auto-generated and 'guided', 'planning' and 'construction' doesn't result in the quote your gave.

>>212702773
I don't need to prove anything.

>>212702723
What a piece of shit you are.
>>212702726
Kek it's obvious you've never read anything by him and probably only ever saw a few joe rogan clips or whatever.
Your hilarious moving of goalposts aside, unironically you should at least know the basics of what the person you're unfairly attacking believes. Unreal.
And you'll still walk away from this thinking you're not the asshole somehow.

>>212702801
...because cowards like you refuse to believe him/us. You ARE conspiring against us.

>>212702834
I have read several of his books actually, and communicated with him on twitter. Maybe you should research manners.

>>212700436

same thing as a sinkhole anon, except for some reason scientists cant explain why there arent any others anywhere in the world

>>212702848
>Atlantis is real.
>Your evidence is weak.
>AAAAHHH CONSPIRACY!

>>212702848
What do I need to believe to be on your winning side?

>>212702803
link? I can't find it anywhere there

>>212698038
Ayahuasca comes from South America so unless you also believe the ancient Persians and Greeks could sail across the Atlantic your theory is fucking retarded and you just think being a druggie loser actually makes you a secret genius.

>>212702939
it...vanished.

>>212702908
Wow, reductionist and pathetic. This is the basis of gaslighting and conspiracy.

>>212702979
Well I am sorry if you feel like I am gaslighting you or manipulating you in any way. I'll let you cool off for a while before replying again.

>>212702939
There was a great cataclysm that destroyed it. The anon who posted it was clearly guided by a greater anon.

>>212702801
Because while there are some archeologists who do work with him the majority dont and go out of their way to defame him for shit he didnt do, including calling him a nazi because believing in atlantis is something hitler was interested in.
And Ive only seen 2 rogan podcasts with him and in neither did he run around going OMG HELP ME JOE EVERYONE IS AGAINST ME THE ILLUMINATI ARE IN LEAGUE WITH BIG ARCHEOLOGY or anything like that.
In the second pocast I watched (with some other conspiracy dude with a beard) rogan pushed him to talk about why there is such vehement pushback from the archelogy community and at most he'll say what everybody with a brain can work out, those guys wrote their books decades before and have a monetary interest in not looking into new theories but even then he was like it's more an ego thing, like these people consider themselves the experts on the pyramids or whatever and dont like being challenged and they really dont like him getting a netflx show while they dont.

>>212697987 (OP)
I love how angry a legitimate civilisation makes you retards that you have to add absolute absurdity to it
Literally the "I AM SILLY" meme

>>212702979
>AAAAH YOU'RE ASKING ME TO DO MORE WORK TO PROVE ATLANTIS IS REAL! THIS IS ORGANIZED ABUSE!

>>212702949
DMT exists all over the world, in grasses and acacia species, idiot. The burning bush was an acacia bush, you really do know nothing.

>>212702853
>hehe I was just trolling
Hilarious.

>>212702968
>>212703011
show me thread
beg

>>212703033
You'd have to be a druggie to think you need drugs to figure out how to stack rocks

>>212703049
MORE gaslighting. Fuck you.

>>212703033
this

>>212703080
Wow so rude I cant even.

Corrected:
Day to day news reports are made up bullshit.
Therefor all of history passed down through endless unreliable sources is even more bullshit.

>>212703014
I still find it mind boggling that we have so-called "pyramid experts" alive on this planet, and yet we still don't know what's underneath them nor have we fully explored them. Remember when that whole ground penetrating radar scan came out suggesting there could be stuff under the pyramids? I remember looking that stuff up and being immediately shocked that this was news and that we still don't actually know what's under the pyramids in 2025. I had assumed we had checked and found just sand, but no, we literally haven't checked. Shit is insane.

>>212702949
The pyramids were actually a giant DMT manufacturing plant.

>>212703064
I told you, it's gone. Not archived or removed, just vanished. Something fishy is going on here, and it's not my tuna casserole

>>212703148
The pyramids were mostly used to store excess sand.

>>212703154
find the link in your internet history and post it here anon

>>212697987 (OP)
>I think you'll find that it falls upon YOU to prove that a highly sophisticated antediluvian civilization subsisting entirely on fish DIDNT span the globe and persist in isolated pockets until the BC

>>212703143
Utterly insane, that example I gave in an earlier post is also true there is a huge empty chamber the size of the grand gallery above the grand gallery that was discovered only few years ago and only a tiny thin seperating block in a shaft is blocking the way and they STILL havent given permission to drill a tiny hole for a camera.
Like even if there is nothing at all in there, wouldnt you want to fucking know? As a archeologist?

>>212703226
Do you know the word vanished? It's missing like the O in donut!

>>212703143
You can't possibly be this stupid

Even more crazy, some furry just discovered a rear entrance in the sphinx!

>>212703346
Hancocks theory on the sphinx is that it's really old like the pyramids and the egyptians just found it and originally it depicted a lions face ontop of a lions body but the face was too badly damaged by thousands of years of rainfall while the body was partially covered and in better condition so the egyptians just hacked a new face into crumbled lions face.
Because the sun rises directly over its head on the equinox or whatever and 8k years ago or whenever the leo constellation would have been directly behind it.

>>212703430
So you're saying white people built it? Based. I knew there were some good guys on this site.

>>212703073
The Acacia bushes with DMT are found in Australia so now they're going to have to sail further.

>>212703331
could you elaborate on why you think I'm stupid?
>>212703233
yeah pretty much
You'll hear schizos talking about how there's holes in antarctica and the pyramids are ancient alien energy arrays, and you'll think they're retards. then you find out stuff like this and you start to wonder if stuff really is being hidden. The possibility also exists that archeologists in the field are either simply incompetent, lazy, or actively obstruct new research to keep their findings relevant

>>212703143
>>212703233
egyptology is extremely gatekept by Zahi Hawass, who controls the sites like a dictator and only wants very politically controlled ideas about it to get out, he's an extremely petty and close-minded arab cocksucker in bed with the egyptian government and allegedly sells artifacts on the black market too. to him its' not just ancient aliens amateur archeologist bullshit but he declined important real research a lot i think.
his episode on JRE could have been funny if he wasn't such a cartoonish cunt that it just stops being funny.
also he keeps appealing for britain to return their artifacts like every year, which is retarded aswell considering the middle east's history of treatment of these things.

>>212703477
You're a nincompoop. A total moron. F for fucking retarded. If I saw you on the street I would feel like my day was soured by seeing even the peripheral cloud of dumbass that you are.

>>212703516
>Zahi Hawass
A hero to the egyptology world. Keeping whiteoids away from our heritage. Go ogle your stolen ramses II statues in london rather than pilfer our pyramids.

>>212703233
Why doesn't Hancock have the same fervor for the Chinese. They have been sitting on an archeological goldmine for decades now and still refuse any inspection of it.

>>212703568
To be fair, who wants some man with long hair touching your stuff? Get a haircut.

>>212703143
>Remember when that whole ground penetrating radar scan came out suggesting there could be stuff under the pyramids?
Yeah I do actually and if you bothered to actually read the paper they published and the one before on one of the pyramids you'd know the radar scanning is in extremely early stages of development and can't even detect the existence of spaces inside pyramids that we already know for a fact exist.

>>212703477
>>212703516
I hate to drag you guys into this but I unironically believe he's a WEF guy and they dont want us to know who we are so they're keeping all the ice age civilization/dna stuff schtumm to keep people compliant to their fucked narrative.

>>212703568
>but what about the chinese!
fuck off, coward

>>212702041
No his core argument is usually that other archeologists said mean things about him on twitter

>>212703648
This. Once we find out that it was all created/guided by the aryan atlanteans they're going to be FUCKED.

>>212703568
I'm pretty sure he does, he goes into detail on both chinese and jpanase pyramids (and coffins) but I dont remember if its in his netflix show or on youtube.
I think right now he's all about south america though.

>>212702786
Here's what I remember recently:
The Illiad happened in the Baltic Sea https://nome.unak.is/wordpress/tag/iliad/
Hollow Phobos plus Phobos monolith https://godssecret.wordpress.com/2010/06/15/new-found-anomalies-on-mars-moon-phobos-and-the-monolith/
Saturn in mythology is important to because Altanteans were from an Enceladus-like moon that got torn up by gravitational forces and spread out into the rings of Saturn ~100 million years ago (I can't for the life of me find the link for this, sorry)
Neutrons do not exist https://structuredatom.org/book/structured-atom-model-sam
Crude oil is formed abiogenically in a similar way to how methane is produced through serpentization https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1029/2008RG000270
The Tower of Babel was photographed on the moon by Zond 3 https://the-eye.eu/tasra/pages/DavidsWelt/media/12821.pdf
Plasma cosmology in general is very neat and widely influential https://www.plasma-universe.com/

>>212703516
You know they've never found an actual version of those egyptian headdresses on the left that presumably pharoes would have worn.
Only those busts of "people" wearing them.

>>212703789
But like I said, my thread got yeeted so save this post too while it's here.

>>212703684
have you watched him on interviews or seen any of his shows anon? because I actually can't for the life of me recall him saying that, whilst he does say what I articulate here >>212702041

>>212703789
Also the godssecret wordpress is a goldmine, I highly recommend it.
>>212702803
>>212703875
Why are you impersonating me faggot
Kill yourself

>>212703934
>>212703875
>>212703789
>>212703648
>>212703516
You sound like a schizo, dude.

Ascientific pseudoscience and trolling. Television & Film. Potato potato.

>>212703789
thank you anon, doing god's work. also see picrel briefly

>>212703991
>le epic schizo meme!11!!!

>>212703991

>>212704039
How bout them nefertitties tho

>>212704082
this has been disproven

>>212704039
better here in the fiction-kino board than defiling /his/ (further than it is)

>>212703516
I actually didn't know about this at all, that's insane. The whole pyamid stuff gives me similar vibes to the way antarctica is so weirdly gatekept as well
>>212703648
who is "we" in this instance and what are you suggesting we are?
>>212703857
qrd?

>>212704204
/his/ is wonderful, what are you talking about?

>>212704242
they need a separate humanities board tbdesu

>>212704039
and it's the best thread on the catalog rn

>>212704242
/his/ is a cabal of elites that don't want me making posts they disagree with so I must post here.

>>212704230
We, us, humans, regardless of race or creed. I believe it is every mans right to know the history of the panet we live on because it is our history. And that it is being intentionially kept from us.

>>212704242
NTA but /his/ sucks, not because of the haploautism or the /pol/ spillover, but because threads get fuck all traction there. /tv/, everytime I check the board there'll be quite a few high reply threads with fun discussions going on. /his/, it's all 0-25 reply threads that slowly cruise down to the archive. Weak culture of general as well. And of course what >>212704269 said

>>212704331
shut up

>>212704341
what about my post do you disagree with anon?

>>212704361
zip it bozo
i don't want to talks to ya

>>212704361
I'm having a really bad day for a start. On top of that, you are just a total bozo, and no one wants to talk to ya.

>>212704383
>>212704394
I've been on the 4chans longer than I care to admit. This i possibly the first time I've seen somebody be called bozo. And two posts in row with 30 seconds between. Not suspicious at all.

>>212704461
Get out of here, twerp.

>>212698038
Apparently the red/green crhistmas colour scheme goes back to dried fly agaric which the shamans of our ancestor societys would hang up in conifer trees indoors to dry and then, once a year during the solstace or whatever put them all in a big sack and distribute them to the people to get high.
But I forget which schizo channel I got that from, it deffo wasnt hancock.

>>212704461
this thread is made by the same few guy(s) who all seethe at graham hancock, who either come from discord or reddit or some other place, i've argued with them before and they obviously don't understand half of how the site works and get confused about who they're replying to.

>>212704529
that was in finland/russia. They drank the moose piss that ate the mushrooms too, and drank their own.

>>212704548
You little shit, why don't you go back to /po/ and talk about pokemon with your retarded buddies? I know 4chan better than you, idiot.

>>212704461
Well yeah he's clearly just being weird on 4chan, what's the problem? Not every samefag get is a big mind-blower

>>212704569
Just saying, I think it's a fair assumption that mind altering drugs played a much larger part in our history than most people consider. Not that that's terribly profound or anything.

>>212700263
Your forgetting something massively overlooked anon, humans & dinosaurs hunt & killed each other "something" wiped out the dinos & left humans alone

No way a gigantic rock destroyed their environment & we suddenly sprung up afterwards

>>212704601
Maybe the greatest bait I have ever seen. It's dazzling tempting to touch, but I mustn't, I mustn't.

>>212704548
The thread was made by someone who loves hancock and wanted a strawman to fight against.

read a fucking book

>>212704637
>No way a gigantic rock destroyed their environment & we suddenly sprung up afterwards
...why not? Also what's the evidence for humans co-existing with dinos? The Flintstones?

>>212704601

>>212704601
>/po/
>pokemon
we've got a life one folks

>>212704674
can you give me a tl;dr of this or can I just assume "jews did it" covers it basically

>>212704716
In effect, what you call "egypt" is actually a starbase used by nephelim (jewish angels, think bald midgets with wings) to transmigrate souls from earth to venus so they can sell them timeshares

>>212704659
not true, this thread consistently has an obsessive autist who will debate for hours about hancock, using the exact strawman of " you believe in levitation magic aliens" that is in the OP.

>>212704747
You need to tie in the dmt elves to convince me.

>>212704763
oh, like you're doing now?

>>212704763
For real though how the fuck did they move those stones?
hemp ropes and wood pulleys my ass.

>>212704811
GG you got me, inbecile.

>>212704674
Great read, I essentially believe this now

>>212704839
Why do you think they couldn't have moved the stones?

>>212704910
I just feel it, man.

I think that there's only one human soul and it has been reincarnating into every living human throughout all eternity. That's you, dog!

>>212704839
an even older civilization that was actually quite advanced (like the romans or slightly beyond) during the younger dryas, all traces of its civilisation would vanish over enough time, other than the stone pyramids. people don't realise how fast civilisation can pop up advance and vanish sometimes. ancient egyptians discovered the structures, worshipped their interpretations of it and built more around it.

as for how they built it, who knows, maybe they had a vast trading network, which people also underestimate the scale of a lot (for example the nordic bronze age traded amber all the way to greece), maybe they ordered mammoths from siberia to carry a lot of things.

>>212704839
they didn't move them at that size obviously, they just planted some pebbles then waited for them to grow

>>212704839
A big dinosaur-type stone-dung beetle rolled them across the island with its big hercules beetle horns long before man was born, and fucked his wife in it

>>212704910
because the stones are so heavy and big
and arranged precisely and some at great elevation
I forget what they're called, supporting stones or relieving stones or whatever but they're 5 or so stones weighing 70 tons each above the kings chamber and like I just dont see that weight being carried by handwoven ropes and pulleys and people and some dude said to build a ramp to place them there the ramp would have to be like hilariously long like 400 miles or something crazy

>>212705070
>people don't realise how fast civilisation can pop up advance and vanish sometimes.
you basing this off the state of your underwear, geek?

>>212704674
I quite like this narrative actually, although the bit on islam is 100% bullshit. I know this was written by an enlightened person, because it recognises how Paul subverted Jesus' message (and I'm saying this as a catholic), but Islam also has profound flaws, namely the utterly depraved way that islamic cultures have conducted themselves relative to the west, and the whole idea of the koran being the perfectly preserved verbatim word of god is simply bullshit. It baffles me that muslims believe that it's remained unchanged for over a thousand years without divine intervention. Also, the section on russia is complete bullshit, Russia has been in many ways a monstrous stain on humanity for a great length of its history.
Also, that russia/china/iran oppose the west doesn't make them better. Virtually all modern states are founded on lies, injustice, greed and materialism of some form, and any conflict between them is like conflict between two predators who do not wish to share their meal. Otherwise I think there's a lot to work with here.

>>212705109
Nah I could do it

>>212705054
(me)

>>212705116
I know, I was pretty surprised and very satisfied with its list of simple and agreeable action points at the end

>>212705109
many things that seem impossible to you now will seem trivial when you embrace FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH

>>212704839
They're gall bladder stones from migrant dinos

>>212705179
every 1kg of muscle added you lose 1 year of life.

>>212705114
just look at the romans, greeks, carthage, migrations such as the vandals, various island civilisations..
some empires pop up in the span of 2 centuries then are dead and finished in the next, which is nothing in the scale of 13k years, the only true factor needed is agriculture leading to large sustainable population.

>>212705114
No he's right, if an ice age hits us tomorrow then in a few thousand years when it's over any trace of us will be gone but the pyramids will still be there.

>>212697987 (OP)
I believe this more than I believe le experts.

>>212705202
every stonehenge built renders you immortal

>>212705205
Don't reply to him honey, he's a troll. He'll try to make you argue and argue and then he'll leave, laughing his butt off.

>>212705236
You're a coward, wow

>>212705167
yeah I'm not a moron, and I'm not gonna take this at face value (it's a literal hyperborean schizo larp), however at the very least it's a healthy larp. I also think it contains or approximates pieces of profound truth regardless, especially on the metaphysical good/evil stuff and the nature of god. But yeah I can tell whoever wrote this gives russia/iran/china and islam wayyyy too much fucking leeway

Do you think The Far Shore is the rarest place in the universe? It must be lonely. I mean think about how hard it is to get through the Duat, to have your heart weighed, you've got seven souls to account for, I imagine just about nobody's done it. Imagine such a rare, untouched place

>>212705209
You've convinced me, I'm switching back to leaded gasoline to save the human race

>>212705279
You Christians think you have gnosis figured out, it comes from a language older than your religion, buster.

>>212705205
add natural disasters to this, epidemics, wars, its easy to see how entire civilisations can disappear seemingly overnight. the plague killed off like 50% of europe. carthage never recovered from a single war. during the bronze age collapse the greeks regressed so much they quit writing.

>>212705279
It makes it feel like believing in ancient Hyperborea isn't the goal, it's living well. Maybe even written by a sane person doing good work for the schizos

>>212705288
qrd? I'm in the mood for some good stuff

>>212705303
Do what you want, we're almost overst overdue for one anway.
Live every day like it was your last.

>>212705323
might start posting it on /x/ and /his/ every now and then to point the wandering schizos in the right direction, or write up a modified version of it that removes the retarded bits about islam/iran/china/russia
>mfw this is how organised religion started

>>212705209
I think if our civilisation collapsed there would be signs lasting tens of thousands of years, specifically one sign; plastic. Everything else, pulvis ad pulverem

>>212705403
No it isn't, animism is how organized religion started. That's one of the most basic pre-historical facts in religious studies.

The heads on easter island? An aryan atlantean made those.

>>212705329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuyn9rhdNSQ
Do you realize how fucking hard it is in the Egyptian afterlife to achieve heaven? What a soul has to do and what standard it has to succeed against to get where its going? You have to wade through the entire sewer of all suffering and evil in the universe, and you WILL misstep and have your lesser souls obliterated, many of them will appear to you and deceive you into failure, speaking to you with your own voice as yourself. Your true journey only really begins the moment you die, though your body is left behind as one of your souls itself. The sheer brutality with which they approach the universe, lends such a powerful and rare significance to their heaven, Aaru, the Field of Reeds, it's one of my favorites. The rarest place in the universe, I cannot get over this idea

>>212705552
They were wig stands for Andre the giant

>>212705544
I know, I was just joking that it would be funny if all organised religion was was people coming up with convoluted ways to trick schizos into be productive

>>212698122
LES BAINS?

>>212705580
It sounds like the most logical theory to me, and plenty of religions including Christianity are very up-front in their own holy books about the true word being practical and designed for humans

>>212705575
Nerd. Go play Sekiro again and JO to your waifu some more, no one cares about an imaginary field of wheat.
I hate you.

>>212705580
*into being
sorry hungover and typoing all over the place

>>212705506
Fair enough you'd find residual plastic in layers beneath the earth just like I think you'd be able to find traces of carbon in the atmosphere via groundprobing but it would take god knows how many thousands of years before a civilization emerges that is capable of making those measurements. All of our knowledge would be lost, all of our buildings would be gone.
And who knows, maybe instead of another fossil fuel and plastic based society it will be a society guided by dmt elves and mysteriously gifted in working with stone that will emerge.

>>212703789
Do people like you and Scientologists get along or do y'all have gang fights in the streets?

>>212705575
thanks anon, I've added this to my folder from this thread. Good stuff.

>>212705642
no worries. you're wrong but it's fine.

>>212705639
Never played, what would Sekiro have to do with the Egyptian afterlife? I'm clearly a William S Burroughs fanboy by way of The Sopranos

>>212705552
That somehow seems more likely than the alternative

>>212705552
Nephilim Crazy Bones

>>212705691
Get lost. Now.
>>212705759
This is likely the case.

>>212705552
guess what>>212698095

>>212705803
Perhaps Nephilim Dildos?

>>212705803
What the actual fuck

>>212705803
damn they were diglets this whole time

>>212705803
It goes all the way to the center of the earth, I saw it on my history channel

>>212705803
AI?

>>212705803
>>212698095
Nothing to see here goy, all these cultures seperated by thousands of miles and thousands of years all just coincidentally made the same beltgrabbing statues, history starts with the sumerians.

>>212705803
>no, the human shaped statues can't just be human shaped statues!
>there has to be some crazy sci-fi explanation!
>I need to believe in something, but religion is boring, so let me make up my own beliefs with magic and aliens!

>>212698095
ice age nigga
the oceans were trapped under a sheet of ice

>>212705691
the guy you're responding to is some faggot responding to random people ITT and insulting them baselessly. you'll notice a pattern of 1950s level insults (twerp, nerd, bozo) and baselessly telling you to shut up. just report and ignore.

>>212706026
Stop trying to gatekeep this thread.

>>212706026
Fucking let him cook, gatekeeper.

>>212705994
Nobody is saying that.
But they clearly all have a common ancestor inspiring that style.

>>212706026
You're right but I think he's cool

>>212706040
>>212706056

>>212705966
Agreed. Despite being geographically separated for millenia, as the JEWS want you to believe, people who shouldn't have made contact with one another thought shiny gold was cool to collect, that giving women shiny things was baller, and that having sex was incredible. This is of course quite impossible, as I have deduced with my superior intellect.

>>212706067
Just ignore them.

>>212706067
yeah as I was typing that out I realised how funny that actually is

>>212706061
Uh yeah, all humans have parents that are also human-shaped

>>212706108
Thanks friend. These wombats don't get my verve.

>>212706126
woah! he's back at it

>>212706108
He's an odd duck for sure

Sorry, I didn't mean to derail the thread, talk about hills and shit please.

>>212706112
Even (((archeologists))) admit the similarities between these socalled navel-holding statues are pretty astonishing.
Incidentally many of the locations where they can be found including easter island have long histories of calling themselves "navel" of the world.

>>212705966
easter island is only mysterious because its so empty and boring and insignificant, they're just small islands that were inhabited by polynesian types of people that did nothing but row to eachother's island and occasionally warred like primitives, it all happened quite recently and they all did fuck-all besides that. they had some very primitive writing system at some point and made some statues, and have a mythology the likes of which you'll find among oogabooga hunter gatherers in africa involving giant chickens and a war between our guys and those guys. they do look very phenotypically unique though, but pure blooded rapa nui are actually extinct i think.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanau_epe

>>212706293
Oh please the mystery is who made the fucking heads since clearly it wasnt those dumbfucks living there now

>>212706339
erosion, you fucking retard.

>>212706339
they were made less than 1000 years ago and the islands are just empty devoid of anything besides the tribals who did nothing but sit around, or kill eachother, they had nothing else to do but carve those stupid statues, they're not even impressive.

>>212706241
They hadn't invented Tums yet so a lot of people got indigestion across the world during meal breaks for posing for statues. Or perhaps they weren't allowed meal breaks and chose to hold their stomachs for the pose, anticipating hunger? Either way imagine how you would feel having to sit still for some 72 hours after eating as much roast pig to prepare for the fast

>>212706241
Why do you care what archaeologists think in this case but not in any other?

>>212706339
Some fucks who came by and ran a little pygmy statue operation off some surplus from some stupid sea war, FUCK i don't know why you gotta keep bothering me

>>212706765
I always care what they think, it's a shame they often seem to think hey let's plant olive trees on this ancient site so the roots can destroy the artifacts and other retarded shit.

Incans be like, 'okay, uh, i know you guys have all been called a little slow your whole lives, but we have a really important project for you. We're sending you on a uh special mission to a very special island, where we needs you to uh, just build me 100 giant stone heads. We'll drop off some quinoa and maize drink all pre-chewed up like you like it. Just uh, this is a very important mission and you can't come back until we say so, okay?'

>>212706875
We don't know what the Incans be like because they have no writing system.

>>212706896
Can you see through that and just get my joke here

>>212706837
So they are always wrong... except when you think something they said validates your sci-fi fantasy?

>>212706919
No Anon, this is srs bsns.

>>212706919
I'd rather not dishonor their native culture by laughing at it, even if tangentially.

>>212706920
Nanomachines are near-future, pal. We're soon going to be all knowing, and then all powerful. I plan to have a planet with cold water and two warm suns

>>212706920
>wow these statues look similar
>HOLY SCIENCE FICTION WHAT IS THIS SPACE ODYSSEY COME BACK TO EARTH BRO
lol

>>212706962
Well fuck you! Build me a stone head retard!

>>212707123
If you look in the mirror you'll see a hard-headed retard. That's 90% there.

where can i find the discord, because I actually do like making up bullshit theories about how ancient mysteries happened. Sounds like a fun gang

>>212707154
Fuck off we're full.com

>>212707154
discords are exclusively for gay wanking shit
avoid at all costs

>>212706919
I thought it was breddy gud

>>212707007
Nanomachines have been near-future for decades, zoomie, just like the cure for baldness and "real communism"

>>212707362
the cure for communism was invented by da vinci like 5000 years ago

>>212707154
Unfortunately, these groups aren't as organic as you'd think. I tried to psyop Mandelafags into thinking Peelee Island wasn't real, but across multiple platforms I was unceremoniously shadowbanned or blocked. There is a codified doctrine that the average fellow is just supposed to ingest and then spew without modification.

>>212707421
Just stay out, I was warning all thread.

>>212707464
Warning? A warning implies a threat.

>>212707583
The real threat was continuing to talk about that book. Now we hit the bump limit a while ago, just chill in the shade for a while and forget the words of today.