Just let it out, anons. Tell us what fucking sucks.

>>212698440 (OP)
Titanic, Avatar and The Social Network are all great achievements in filmmaking. The rest are kind of shit, but Ethan Hawke's performance in Boyhood is very good.

Blackberry, the characters look like they're from an SNL skit. They have the cunt on the right doing a cliche 80s nerd character even for parts set in the late 2000s. Nigga still wearing a headband when he's in a suit wtf.

Thief and Marshmallow, thank you. Also; License to Kill isn't very good. Goodbye.

>>212698440 (OP)
Top Gun is mindnumbingly boring and dull for 90 minutes of its 110 minute runtime.

Juno
It was fucking awful. Drama teacher loved it and she made us do reports on it. She thought it was real important viewing for us in this confusing world.
Nah she was a creep who had 12 cats and stank of wine.

>>212699400
Many such cases, anon.
The book version of pic related was that for me. What a giant sack of shit.

>>212698440 (OP)

>>212699400
Better to smell like wine than 12 cats though.

>>212698440 (OP)

What a load of shit

>>212700780
I should have put this instead of Frozen on my bad movie chart, that movie sucked way worse

>>212700706
>Ferris Buller's Day Off
Dude, I just watched Кypьep (1986) and I must say that it mogg any John Hughes movie by far margin.

>>212700836
How is it related? Does it have a similar plot? Ferris is a horrible person the entire movie, not in a funny way

>>212700901
>How is it related? Does it have a similar plot?
No, but Hughes predominant genre is romcom.

>>212700806
I literally keep forgetting to complain about it IRL because I hate it so much my brain tries not to remember it exists. Such a waste of time.

>>212700836
>I watched <soviet movie>
nah thanks

>>212700978
I'll give it a watch

>>212701023
Such a boring waste of time. Pretentious assholes love to hype it up to seem like they're nuanced movie enjoyers. It wasn't subtle, it was bad

2001: The Space Odyssey

>>212701200
"It wasn't subtle, it was bad" is going on my list of retorts. So fucking true.

>>212699400
True

>>212701324
I never finished it, so i believe you

>>212701435
I heard this movie was mostly reddit tier references. I want to watch it just so I can decide, but what didn't you like about it?

>>212701496
I found it to be much more shallow than it lets on. Like it wants to impersonate a more interesting movie but never actually goes the distance.
Narrative blue balls, almost.
Still worth a watch, even just to make your own opinion and to be able to discuss it since so many people enjoyed it.

all Judd Apatow flicks
all Villeneuve flicks
Clueless
Election
Cruel Intentions
Man Bites Dog
Wag the Dog
95%+ of all "psychological thrillers"

>>212698440 (OP)
War of the Worlds 2005. I have not seen the original but goddamn this remake fucking SUCKS, it's so fucking boring and pointless, waste of Cruise and Dakota Fanning. I hate how Spielberg is a massive hack but is still hailed like some quintessential kino director.
>alien race has been studying humans for thousands of years.
>invasion begins, humanity is pretty hopeless and can't fight back
>"this is not a war, it's a... LE SLAUGHTER!"
>aliens just start dying out of nowhere
>morgan freeman comes out at the end and says the aliens died because humanity earned their right to life through evolution or some shit
Fuck you. Waste of my fucking time. It's basically ">do nothing >win - The Movie".

>>212699400
I like Juno, but it’s third act is weak

>>212701707
You’re not meant to think about the movie’s plot too much. It’s supposed to be a rollercoaster ride

>>212699312
I finally saw it for the first time in preparation for the sequel and it was one of the gayest movies I've ever seen, and this is coming from someone who likes cheesy 80s movies.

>>212699600
That oxymoron karate scene or whatever was cringe. Couldn't stomach any more after that.

>>212698484
what the hell is such an achievement in filmmaking in the social network?

>>212700706
Enter the void was pretty fucking killer in a theater while high, mainly the intro. Never cared to revisit and barely remember much of it so you’re probably right.

>>212701789
>It’s supposed to be a rollercoaster ride
Even if you look at the movie by that angle, it's just not fun at all. Boring action, boring setpieces, barely any interesting alien stuff, no tension at all because you know Spielberg is not gonna kill a kid or the protagonist of the movie. It's pure crap no matter how you look at it.

>>212701665
You don't like election?

>>212701707
Spielberg is a hack, Warhorse sucked so hard too

>>212701895
It’s supposed to be societal collapse kino from the perspective of a competent every man. It’s pretty solid but like you said, it has some flaws that make it feel dumb at times.
If you didn’t enjoy it, then I think you’re expecting something else from the movie

>>212698440 (OP)
Hot Rod
People look at me like I just shot a puppy when I tell them I don't like that reddit trash.

>>212698440 (OP)
>TSN
WRONG
>>212700688
WRONG
>>212700706
>Saint Maud
WRONG you useless sack of shit

>>212702080
Saint Maude was terrible, defend it. Saying WRONG with nothing to back it up doesn't count

>>212701839
Awful.
>>212701981
Getting mad all over again at warhorse is literally what inspired me to make the thread lmao
What a piece of shit

Based on films I saw somewhat recently

>>212702148
War Horse felt like a fake movie that would be in tv for a joke segment in a real movie

>>212702183
>Long Legs
It could have been great

>>212702002
>It’s supposed to be societal collapse kino
The only scene that almost kind of resembles what you're referring to is when the people swarm Tom Cruise's car. And even then, the "crazies" portrayed there are faaaar too nice for any of it to be considered realistic. Then there's the basement guy which I'm not even gonna bother getting into because he's basically a cartoon character.

>>212702218
Agreed. I really wanted to like it but it just sucked so fucking hard. What a disappointment

>>212698440 (OP)
>the hurt locker
Why?

>>212702218
>>212702266
Why didn't you guys like it? I though it was pretty good.

>>212702297
I'd have to watch it again to remember exactly, but I recall it having so many interesting elements but overall the detective work was so insanely shoddy and Nick Cage was just too retarded to take it seriously.
It's like it wasn't silly enough to be fun, and wasn't competent enough to be taken seriously. Just tonally right down the middle, which is the most boring place.

>>212702297
The first half is great honestly. I wouldn't put it in my "movies that suck" list but the second half feels rushed and convoluted.

>>212702222
>break down or communication
>break down of transportation
>break down of agency
>break down of familial ties
>break down of government order
>break down of military order
They literally live rodent like life for a seemingly timeless period
Idk how you didn’t see any of this as intriguing

>>212702271
same, I wouldn't say I loved it but I liked it a lot.

>>212702483
This is where I sit. I wish the film had the balls to end while it was still coherent even if that meant trusting the audience more.

>>212699312
>>212701797
Civilians could never understand.

>>212699400
Connor Bible is that you

>>212702837
Eh, there are better aircraft films.

>>212702499
All of those things are barely even factors for our main characters:
>break down of communication
"I miss mommy waaaahhh!!!"
>break down of transportation
They are in a working car for the entire first half of the movie. Also working boats and military vehicles are shown.
>break down of familial ties
"I miss mommy waaaahhh!!!" Everything is fine at the end though, and nobody in the family died.
>break down of government order
>break down of military order
The army is still very much active and organized though, fighting the aliens with tanks, jets, helicopters, and guiding and protecting the civilians for the entire movie.
>They literally live rodent like life for a seemingly timeless period
They're in a basement and the guy says they have enough food for weeks, also our main characters are never shown in extreme distress from hunger or lack of sleep. Like I said, boring, stale, no tension.

>>212699332
The first one is good.

>>212700469
Music better than movie

>>212698440 (OP)
All New Wars (satanic, subversive, hateful filth)
All New Trek (LAZY, satanic, hateful filth)
Foundation (deserves its own spot, everything 0/10 except special effects)
Everything from Netflix (1-2 exceptions)
Everything from Amazon Prime (1-2 exceptions)
EVERYTHING ON APPLETV (FU ATV)
I won't list films as I struggle to think of even a single good one in the last 10-15 years, just go to IMDB

>>212698440 (OP)
Any Marvel capeshit past Raimi's Spider man
Any Gunn movie
Dune part 1
Bladerunner with that faggot gosling
Harry Potter series
Star Wars (any)

>>212698440 (OP)
I hate this movie with passion

>>212701707
It's based on an 1898 novel. Wells, the author, explained their vulnerability to bacteria by pointing out that they eradicated harmful microorganisms on their homeworld ages ago.

>>212704403
like most of Guy Richie's post Snatch slop

>>212698440 (OP)
I can objectively agree with pretty much all of them but I like Titanic because I'm a huge Ocean Liner autist and Cameron's flick started my obsession with passenger ships.

>>212702183
Ugetsu is great wtf

>>212704445
That's ok anon I'm happy for you

>>212704645
Just felt like stupid characters, making stupid choices constantly. Easily the worst old Japanese film I've seen.

>>212701568
I Robot was decent, Smith was trash as usual but the white robot carried the movie

>>212703769
>EVERYTHING ON APPLETV
I kinda like Ted Lasso and some of the 1st season of Severance, although I can't help but feel the latter would've made a much, much better film. Instead now it's Lost.

I'm certain there's worse films out there but these would be my picks.

>>212708359
What's wrong with Whiplash?

>>212706898
Ugetsu no bitches

>>212700452
carried by a few good scenes. book is better as usual
>>212708359
every pretentious music fag I've ever met hyped up whiplash so much, and it was just fine at best. none of the people who recommended it were ever that good at music either, it was just retarded selfinsert bait for /mu/fags

>>212698440 (OP)
what's your favorite movie and what movie pisses you off the most?

>>212701707
it's predictive programming film ritual about letting your offspring join the army for israel

>>212698484
Gooood trollling. *lol* Anonymous, gooooood.

>>212701707
Hated WoTW bcause it starts out pretty strong then the fun and interest just ends about 30 minutes in. Kids hyper annoying.

>>212702837
TG is an idiotic movie star and Navy recruitment vehicle. The Navy heavily endorsed it.

>>212707930
iRobot opens with a deeply repulsive Will Smith shower scene. The first 25 minutes of the film are "Will Smith is super cool and sexy, he's even good to his mom!"

>>212710549
just like every Spielberg movie, he is the Leni Riefenstahl for the judeo-american empire

>>212701707
you're objectively wrong, it was kino of the highest caliber