Mmm.. Perfetto™

>>212699209 (OP)
What's with all the stupid decoration?

>>212699253
It’s wrap around his knuckles in case he needs to beat up an asian person

>>212699209 (OP)
>on Sept. 14, 2016, Jolie, Pitt and their six children were traveling from the winery, Chateau Miraval, to Los Angeles.
>“Pitt’s aggressive behavior started even before the family got to the airport, with Pitt having a confrontation with one of the children. After the flight took off, Jolie approached Pitt and asked him what was wrong,” the filing says. “Pitt accused her of being too deferential to the children and verbally attacked her.”
>Later, it says, “He pulled her into the bathroom and began yelling at her. Pitt grabbed Jolie by the head and shook her, and then grabbed her shoulders and shook her again before pushing her into the bathroom wall.”
>One of the children, who were between 8 and 15 years old at the time, verbally defended Jolie, the countersuit says, and Pitt lashed out.
>“Pitt lunged at his own child and Jolie grabbed him from behind to stop him. To get Jolie off his back, Pitt threw himself backwards into the airplane’s seats injuring Jolie’s back and elbow,” the filing says. “The children rushed in and all bravely tried to protect each other. Before it was over, Pitt choked one of the children and struck another in the face.”
>The document says he subsequently poured beer on Jolie and poured beer and red wine on the children.
>It included a photo of a bruise on Jolie’s elbow and a “rug-burn type injury” on her hand. In it she said that she had seen Pitt have two to three drinks, but said he appeared articulate and not intoxicated.
>The investigators met with federal prosecutors, and “It was agreed by all parties that criminal charges in this case would not be pursued due to several factors,” the report says.
>Brad Pitt told Angelina Jolie one of her children 'looked like a fucking Columbine kid'
>Pitt had also allegedly taken Jolie to the back of the plane, grabbed her shoulders and shook her while yelling, 'You're fucking up this family'

>>212699209 (OP)

That jewelry is Weinstein Fucked my Partners First coded

>>212699713
>>212699735
Keyed and Sneyed

>>212699713
In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

>>212700253
Thats not very wholesome

>>212700253
Need to hear his side of this before coming to conclusions

>>212699735
konichiwa, dude!

>>212700357
>>212700731
In 1991 during the filming for 'Point Break' Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.

>>212699209 (OP)
Why didn't you send him money, anon? He almost died.

>>212700253
I heard about this years ago. John Wick, more like Gee, Dick!

>>212699253
must be an old guy hasbeen thing. same with johnny depp

>>212699713
>Pitt lunged at his own child
Was it his own child or one of Jolie's adopted pets?

>>212699209 (OP)
I got that machine.
It's great. I've been drinking 3 cappuccinos a day for a year now.

>>212699209 (OP)
U gay

>>212699713
>Brad Pitt told Angelina Jolie one of her children 'looked like a fucking Columbine kid'

>>212701172
Gotta distract the 20-something sluts you're fucking from your wrinkles

>>212699209 (OP)
>Tattoo
DROPPED

>>212699713
They have one child, Shiloh. The rest are that evil bitch's token trophies from made-up countries for rich white women to adopt new pets.

>>212699713
she was pushing him for years, can one really blame a nigga for finally snapping?

>>212699253
women like em. you wouldnt know of course