>Marge, there's just too much pressure what with my job, the kids, traffic snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you the second those things go away, we'll have sex.
>>212700561 (OP)He was already getting premium head from Maggie. Sometimes Bart. Never Lisa because she has telekinesis.
>>212700561 (OP)He probably has congestive heart failure. People can still usually get erect but the physicality of the drive is totally gone. Like relative to your penis you literally don't get horny anymore. Maybe that was Al's problem too.
I get it Homer, you lost interest in your wife's old used up body. That's ok though, you should just dump her and marry Mindy. Or hey Laura Powers will be 18 in a few years she's there too.
>early Simpsons
>implied Marge in-bed nudity
Seems to happen a lot.
as soon as I finish having kids I'm probably never having sex again.
what's the point?
once you're done having kids, having sex is useless. Maybe you can get another woman pregnant but then your kids will probably hate you and won't want to have many kids like you want them to, so that will probably reduce your long term evolutionary genetic success aka the meaning of life.
onvce you've finished having kids your life only exists to help your kids become evolutionarily successful , and to a lesser extent your relatives and then your race.
>>212700628stop stealing my posts verbatim from my forebrain
>>212700561 (OP)Marge goes from a 0 to 10 once she puts her hair down.
>>212700918it's mostly Mark Kirkland episodes (although he didn't direct the OP episode).
>>212701014loosen the headband on your fedora, dude. it's cutting off the oxygen to your brain.
>>212700719trick is you have sex with the lights off so you can't actually see her old used up body
>>212700719Hot MILFs are hard to find and a prized commodity. Mot women when they have kids just get fat.
>>212701344No, Hair Up Marge is beautiful but Hair Down Marge is even more beautiful.
>>212701387Based Mark Kirkland.
>>212701841Avoiding alcohol definitely helps.
