Thread 212700734 - /tv/ [Archived: 651 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:13:38 PM No.212700734
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How powerful are the Green Lanterns?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:15:56 PM No.212700773
>>212700734 (OP)
during the silver age they were gods basically
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:17:30 PM No.212700799
>>212700734 (OP)
On paper they're supposed to be one of the strongest military forces in the universe. They're usually dedicated jobbers though. Like they're all Mystic Gohan
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:17:33 PM No.212700801
>>212700734 (OP)
Their only weakness is the color yellow.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:18:14 PM No.212700814
It's usually Superman>Flash>Martian Manhunter>Lantern>the rest
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:20:24 PM No.212700854
>>212700734 (OP)
How will they introduce Hal Jordan? Guy is already cooler than him
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:21:46 PM No.212700879
>>212700854
In the prequel set 100 years before the modern day.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:22:20 PM No.212700894
>>212700814
>Martian Manhunter
*lights a match near you*
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:23:05 PM No.212700913
Cringe.
I used to read this garbage when I was 13.
What kind of retardation are you people suffering from?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:23:45 PM No.212700931
>>212700854
>How will they introduce Hal Jordan?
Hal won't be the main lantern of DCU.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:24:14 PM No.212700939
>>212700734 (OP)
Just another card in the top trump deck
One time they were the strongest
Then more cards got released and they got powercrept.
Now they are used as another milestone to show how strong the newest donut steel OC godkiller is.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:24:41 PM No.212700949
>>212700734 (OP)
By tasks acomplished

They reignited the universe once
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:25:15 PM No.212700967
>>212700734 (OP)
Does he really need to have the school shooter haircut though?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:25:36 PM No.212700973
>>212700894
He overcame that shit in the mid 90s bro.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:26:57 PM No.212701000
>>212700734 (OP)
>How powerful are the Green Lanterns?
I mean, in the comics they were able to kill Death itself.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:28:33 PM No.212701027
>>212700734 (OP)
Why is he fat and stupid looking?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:28:51 PM No.212701031
100 Lanterns vs Superman

Who would win?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:29:23 PM No.212701043
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>>212700967
They could've made it worse.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:29:44 PM No.212701049
>>212700734 (OP)
These fucking superheroes, man. I swear to god.
Who's his sidekick, The Pink Sock?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:29:48 PM No.212701050
>>212701031
>100 Lanterns
100%
Even Hal, John and Kyle together can defeat Superman
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:31:10 PM No.212701077
>>212700854
I know it would get endless babyrage threads on /tv/ but I hope it's John Stewart, he seems like the kind of guy that should have a green lantern ring.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:31:51 PM No.212701088
>>212701031
There is a Lantern who is basically a Krpytonian but also has a ring. His kryptonite is lead which is a lot more abundant so he gets rekt more often, but in a straight fight he would win against pretty much anyone.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:32:45 PM No.212701102
>That montage of superheroes showing up to destroy the Israeli Defence Forces
>Hawkgirl dropping Nethanyu to his death

Has Gunn been asked to apologize to ADL and Jonthan Greenblatt and Ben Shapiro?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:33:09 PM No.212701113
>>212701031
Depends which (named) lanterns are in that 100.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:35:11 PM No.212701151
>>212701077
I believe he's doing both still, Hal and John are just in space while Guy was on Earth.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:35:12 PM No.212701152
>>212700801
So they're weak to pee?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:36:11 PM No.212701171
>>212700734 (OP)
Theoretically the ring can make literally anything, the limit is on the users imagination.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:37:16 PM No.212701206
>>212701152
I took methelyne blue and it made my pee green. I am the green lantern now and green pee means I'm unstoppable with Bear Grylls urine powers.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:37:59 PM No.212701232
>>212701031
depends on which Superman. Superboy Prime took on the entire Green and Yellow Lanterns + a good portion of the Earth's other heroes and almost won
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:38:06 PM No.212701234
>>212701152
My pee is more brown-ish in color
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:39:26 PM No.212701268
>>212700801
>Their only weakness is the color yellow.
And running out of power. They need to somehow reconnect to "Oa" to recharge.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:39:41 PM No.212701273
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>>212701031
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:40:03 PM No.212701283
>>212701234
Your kidneys are falling. Stop drinking Gatorade and start drinking water.
Replies: >>212705426
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:40:33 PM No.212701298
>>212701232
Superboy Prime is not Superman.
Replies: >>212701350
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:41:48 PM No.212701327
>>212701234
You are severely dehydrated and or have a kidney disease
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:42:08 PM No.212701332
>>212701234
Drink more water.
Replies: >>212710545
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:42:51 PM No.212701350
>>212701298
He is Pre Crisis Superman
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:44:34 PM No.212701382
>>212701000
there's like a million versions of Death thoughbeit
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:45:59 PM No.212701423
>>212700801
>tfw the whole Lantern Corps is defeated single handedly by The Incredibly Stinky Piss-Man, the Bedsheet Ruinner
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:47:48 PM No.212701468
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>>212701423
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:47:56 PM No.212701470
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>>212701273
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:48:57 PM No.212701486
>>212701470
Oh, look, the only time Hal Jordan was even remotely interesting.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:49:22 PM No.212701494
>>212701486
Could've said the same about Superman
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:50:31 PM No.212701523
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>>212701486
You saying his time with Green Arrow wasn't fun?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:52:33 PM No.212701575
>>212701486
>the only time Hal Jordan was even remotely interesting
Too bad John was never interesting.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:53:18 PM No.212701595
>>212701031
Injustice already did this scenario and Superman won
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:53:38 PM No.212701610
>>212701575
Even him being the token black isn't his thing anymore now that he have Simon.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:54:25 PM No.212701634
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>>212701152
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:54:43 PM No.212701641
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>>212701575
At least he isn't Kyle.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:54:56 PM No.212701647
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>>212701595
>Injustice
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:58:50 PM No.212701738
>>212701350
He's not, he's some real world guy who got isekai'd into the DC world.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:02:48 PM No.212701805
>>212700734 (OP)
They have plot armour
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:11:15 PM No.212702010
>>212701634
Even top 3 is yellow
Light yellow is still yellow
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:11:43 PM No.212702026
>>212700734 (OP)
The ring is the most powerful weapon in the universe. It's so advanced its essentially magic. A powerful enough GL who put his mind to it could do almost anything. They literally only need two of them to police entire spiral arms of the galaxy. Lanterns job almost as hard as the Flashes do in Justice League stories so there can be a story.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:12:08 PM No.212702038
>>212701171
Does Hal use the ring to make underage girls
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:12:48 PM No.212702056
>>212702026
Everyone in DC jobs. Everyone but Batman.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:12:56 PM No.212702059
>>212702026
Can they make sex?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:14:40 PM No.212702097
>>212702059
That would be unamerican
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:18:04 PM No.212702201
>>212700814
>Martian Manhunter>Lantern
Thia is bait!
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:26:31 PM No.212702445
>>212702201
MM is as strong as superman with psychic powers

He can just scramble a GL's head and instawin
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:27:03 PM No.212702458
>>212702056
>Everyone in DC jobs. Everyone but Batman.
Batman jobs. Except, you don't know Batman is jobbing on purpose. All according to keikaku.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:29:56 PM No.212702573
>>212700734 (OP)
>How powerful are the Green Lanterns
Most are no where near as powerful as the human ones are, because it's directly tied to willpower, and basically earth is so shitty that humans have to have extreme willpower to even survive.
Modern lore forgets that
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:33:11 PM No.212702679
>>212701595
Based and true, supes could solo the GLC
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:35:43 PM No.212702760
>>212702445
the issue is MM is the biggest jobber of all of the JL
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:37:20 PM No.212702809
>>212702760
>>212702445
Every time you say MM I just think Marvin.
I was like Marvin isn't in the justice league, the fuck?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:38:01 PM No.212702829
>>212700734 (OP)
Did they pay Gunn to make this film as ugly as humanly possible?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:42:57 PM No.212702973
>>212700734 (OP)
Who's this fat guy?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:49:16 PM No.212703174
>>212701031
Depends on the writer. If it's on earth then superman slaughters, he moves faster than a lantern can think and after about 10 seconds superman has 100 GL rings. If the writer let's GLs conjure kryptonite than GLs can possibly depower superman, but once again, his speed it's probably too much for them.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:57:51 PM No.212703394
>>212700801
In the original Green Lantern comic GL was actually weak to wood. Yes that's right you could literally kill Green Lantern with your number 2 pencil because his powers were not effective against wood.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:00:15 PM No.212703456
>>212701031
Like all other power level arguments, it is 100% dependent on what the writer needs to happen. Plot lines don't change, characters do. It's one of the reasons comic books in general are such shit.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:00:21 PM No.212703459
>>212703394
That was golden age Green Lantern. The yellow weakness was introduced with later when the retooled the name for Hal Jordan and such.
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CreepyThinMan
7/14/2025, 6:05:38 PM No.212703605
>>212701634

Sometimes when I wake up and pee I'm 8!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:09:59 PM No.212703726
>arguing about comic book power levels
I've always found this topic fascinating. You know that all of this is completely arbitrarily and made up, yet you still think you can accurately quantify something which has no logic attached to it. It's like watching a monkey try to understand philosophy. Completely pointless exercise in retardation.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:13:56 PM No.212703843
>>212703726
>watching a monkey try to understand philosophy.
How would you even do that? Do you give him a philosophy book and then act surprised when he ignores it because monkeys can't read.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:22:34 PM No.212704144
>>212703459
And it was removed when Parallax become entity of Yellow Lanterns/Sinestro corps and was purged from Central battery of GL
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:33:08 PM No.212704438
>>212700734 (OP)
He was incredibly smug for a guy whose entire powerset is tied to his ring. So many comics have threats that instinctively go for the Lantern Corps' primary arm that you'd think the ring is virtually useless when worn on a limb that isn't connected to the user. You'd think there'd be like a mental or spiritual connection but, nope. Cut the hand off and it's useless unless the ring is put on another hand. Sever both arms and the Lantern and thus the ring is worthless. Can't wear it around your neck or slide it on a toe or modify it into some other accessory. Can't turn it into an earring--nothing. One and done.

So Guy acting like a big, visibly old rock star was kind of annoying. When he appeared in the sky and made a little box for the kid he was wide open. Not like Lantern's have 360 view. He's just this big fat target who never puts a barrier up and is entirely too cavalier. It's like he knows he has the power to have no one fire a gun at him so he doesn't have to actively do much of anything.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:37:38 PM No.212704582
>>212703726
If you can't understand why people enjoy taking about the powers superheroes have you're not nearly as smart as you think you are.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:38:41 PM No.212704612
>>212700734 (OP)
I am just glad Guy got something. He has always been the only fun Green Lantern.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:39:17 PM No.212704632
>>212703394
Yes, I also watch Big Bang Theory.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:39:38 PM No.212704642
>>212701027
Nathan the actor is old. Outside of the generation that grew up with him I doubt he's really the household name/meme people tend to try to make him out to be in these sci-fi/nerd communities. I've never seen Firefly but it seems like he's been going off of that since forever. Now he's just visibly way older, has dad weight and moves visibly slower. They did to him what they did to Blade in Deadpool & Wolverine by making certain to limit the full-body shots. Especially the ones where he walks. They did the exact same thing with Mike in Breaking Bad.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:40:09 PM No.212704657
>>212700854
>>212701077
Hal and John are starring in that HBO show and Guy has a cameo apparently.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:43:41 PM No.212704759
As powerful as the writers want him to be.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:43:45 PM No.212704764
>>212701468
>piss batman
thankfully snyder and ben never have the chance
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:45:12 PM No.212704815
>>212701027
Nathan is pushing 60, still trying to pretend he's 35.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:47:50 PM No.212704900
>>212701468
If WB and Gunn were smart they'd have their DCU overarching story culminate in Blackest Night. The War of Light would be kino on screen with all their superheroes getting a lantern ring like when Cap finally wields Mjollnir. Instead we'll just get some lame Endgame Crisis event.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:04:36 PM No.212705426
>>212701283
Don't listen to this anon. Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:08:05 PM No.212705547
>>212701088
>His kryptonite is lead
So you could literally fucking shoot him is what you're saying
Replies: >>212705862
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:11:34 PM No.212705659
>>212701031
Superman. A Green Lantern only ever beats him when they get an insane buff from a god or whatever
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:14:56 PM No.212705772
>>212701152
they can't enter China
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:17:57 PM No.212705862
>>212705547
The Green Lantern ring forcefield protects against lead, but you could shoot him with bullets covered with yellow paint.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:27:08 PM No.212706140
>>212700913
the only explanation is that it's a shill thread (or discord trannies being le ironic shills)
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:30:55 PM No.212706260
>>212700734 (OP)
They don't seem that powerful, he's not superfast so one sniper could take him out.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:32:33 PM No.212706321
>>212700814
You forgot Batman at the start.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:58:51 PM No.212707106
>>212701031
Batman
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:10:14 PM No.212707434
Having willpower as a prerequisite is dumb because any evil dude can have willpower
Replies: >>212707601
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:13:42 PM No.212707528
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>>212700734 (OP)
The best
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:14:44 PM No.212707568
Current Hal Jordan could beat current Superman with hilarious ease.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:16:00 PM No.212707601
>>212707434
yeah the typical lantern should be a morally average business tycoon not a space cop.
Replies: >>212707882
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:25:53 PM No.212707882
>>212707601
Willpower doesn't automatically narcissist or egotist.
Replies: >>212707922
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:27:15 PM No.212707922
>>212707882
it doesn't have a very clear definiton, but being able to work 16+ hour days seems like it would be implied.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:42:59 PM No.212708391
>>212700814
You Batman with prep time>everyone else
Replies: >>212711755
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:53:09 PM No.212708687
>>212702010
Yeah, but transparent may be bad since you may be taking water enough to expel too much minerals and sal
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:58:08 PM No.212708828
didn't batman have a lantern ring at one point?
Replies: >>212709762 >>212710540 >>212712347
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:07:02 PM No.212709087
>>212702056
That's because he is fucking Batman!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:27:19 PM No.212709705
Anyone got that page where Guy is fingering a minors asshole?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:29:32 PM No.212709762
>>212708828
several times
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:30:23 PM No.212709788
How do you prevent from this guy just manifesting a giant green dildo in your ass? Do you need to paint your asshole yellow or something?
Replies: >>212709933
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:36:17 PM No.212709933
>>212709788
>How do you prevent from this guy just manifesting a giant green dildo in your ass
Well the green lanterns are the good guys so they woudlnt do that. Sinestro corps though....
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:58:46 PM No.212710540
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>>212708828
Most of them have
Superman
Wonderwoman
Batman
Barbara gordon
Green arrow
Flash
Harley Quinn
Even Doomsday had one
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:58:56 PM No.212710545
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>>212701332
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:00:00 PM No.212710574
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>>212703174
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:13:11 PM No.212710965
>>212701273
that's superboy prime though?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:22:35 PM No.212711249
>>212700734 (OP)
The same power levels of unicorns and leprechauns.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:23:51 PM No.212711283
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>>212701031

Noone can win against Superman
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:39:21 PM No.212711755
>>212708391
with prep time how would batman kill the flash?
Replies: >>212711935 >>212712074
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:44:42 PM No.212711935
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>>212711755
Cut off his legs
Replies: >>212711999 >>212712156 >>212713055
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:46:52 PM No.212711999
>>212711935
With Speed Force couldnt he just crawl incredibly fast instead?
Replies: >>212712402
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:49:52 PM No.212712074
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>>212711755
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:52:50 PM No.212712156
>>212711935
What the fuck...
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:54:13 PM No.212712200
>>212704642
Fillion was looking old & out of shape during Castle and that was almost 2 decades ago.
Replies: >>212712377
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:58:32 PM No.212712347
>>212708828
Everyone had a lantern ring during Blackest Night.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:59:26 PM No.212712377
>>212704642
>>212712200
He's looking leaner during the press junkets. Maybe he just didn't have time to get in shape for this.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:59:46 PM No.212712389
>>212700801
why doesn't his hair kill him?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:00:10 PM No.212712402
>>212711999
idk Speed Force is such a cop-out for him
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:00:52 PM No.212712421
>>212700801
Hasn't been a thing for years now.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:18:07 PM No.212713005
>>212701634
>Hydration is the amount of water you're drinking, not serum electrolyte count
wow
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:19:26 PM No.212713055
>>212711935
why are his legs already bandaged?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:19:53 PM No.212713067
>>212700734 (OP)
As powerful as the plot needs them to be for that scene. Capeshit fucking sucks and y'all are retards for watching it.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:20:01 PM No.212713070
>>212700734 (OP)
Very idk