Whats the modern equivalent? The 25 year old virgin?

>>212700851 (OP)
Nice thread retard

No we are going the other way: the 50 year old virgin - at least.

The 90s and 00s were actually a unique time in western history when every healthy man could expect to regularly get laid. Before then people were much more uptight about sexuality, after that we have the tinder cattle mart phenomenon where females can choose any bull they want and there is no need to ever go for less than the top 50%.

>>212701036
this, back then it was truly unusual to never get laid but nowadays people are far more isolated and it's easier than ever to live as a shut-in

>>212700851 (OP)
Modern?? no, It's quite normal to still be a virgin at 25.

I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>212700851 (OP)
>virgin
zoomers aren't even able to use just that term, they need at least 2-3 other labels.

>the 25 year old redpilled tradmaxxer careercel
>the 25 year old genderfluid asexual volcel

the 20 year old gooner

>>212700851 (OP)
The 15 year old internet vaccine expert.

>>212701036
>The 90s and 00s were actually a unique time in western history when every healthy man could expect to regularly get laid.
nigger you were a toddler in the 90s, stop pretending to have some deep insights here

ask the old trekkies how easy it was to get laid in the 90s, they will tell you that talking about deep space nine on a first date didn't get them pussy either.
men getting weeded out of the genepool has been a thing since forever, the only difference nowadays is that they mobilize and rage about it instead of quietly accepting that they are worthless. schizos trying to turn their failures into virtues.

>>212700851 (OP)
>Whats the modern equivalent?
Another 30 to 40 year old virgin. But like >>212701238 points out there are more people going down that path because the internet enabled greater social isolation while still making those people talk about and record their experiences.

>>212700851 (OP)
Didn't this director also make a movie with Seth Rogen and the Grey's Anatomy girl about getting pregnant after a one night stand and nobody liked it?

>>212701756
>schizos trying to turn their failures into virtues.
It doesn't help that now women can pander to and cater to hyper specific niche circles
>tee hee I'm such a femcel like you guys, now give me money and don't dig around about my past

>>212701756
I commend you for lecturing the stupid zoomer who talks about the good old days when he wasn't even born yet but you kind of have it on backwards, nerds back then found self-worth and confidence in their social groups.

Zoomers and their modern nerds don't have social groups, they instead find mental illness on the internet and throw themselves the biggest pity party at every chance to see who the biggest victim is because nothing is ever their fault nor do they have any agency or willpower.

>I'm ugly
>I'm short
>I'm mixed race
>my jaw isn't 8 inches wide
>CHAAAAAAAAAAD

all that modern internet zoomer nonsense.

>>212701036
>>212701185
Popular women always preferred popular men, it was worse before online dating.

Imagine being in high school with the same girls who've known you as the weird kid since kindergarten. Those were your only dating options before kids adopted the internet. The only way I managed to start dating before college was because we finally got internet at home and I was able to rizz up girls in MSN chat room/messenger who didn't see me as the weird kid from kindergarten. Girls with piercings and dyed hair, from alternative high schools.

>but Stacey can find a guy across town online today! She couldn't do that back in the day!

Yeah she could, (popular) kids used to go out to raves and parties and just hang out under a bridge or whatever and meet kids from other school and from across town while the nerds were busy sitting at home playing MtG or something.

Dating is easier now than it's ever been. The sad part is that most people gave themselves brain damage and mental illness from being raised online.

>>212700851 (OP)
I'd prefer the female adaptation
>The Forty Year Old Trad Girl

>>212701998
>now women can pander to and cater to hyper specific niche circles
They could always do that you zoomer fuck

>>212702105
>>212702213
Oh yay it's an actual 40 year old virgin who still lives with his mom and the only point of pride in his life is being old
*dabs*

>>212702245
like staring into the future eh?

>>212701245
its ok, could be worse. i lost my virginity at 37

>>212702105
>Dating is easier now than it's ever been.
It was 6-10 years ago, most dating sites and apps have been turned into massive grifts where like 80% of the women are bots or OF whores trying to promote their account. They also deliberately adjust the algorithms to minimize effective matches because successful relationships lead to them losing customers.

That said it's better than the 90s because you can still find people through normal social media instead of dating apps.

>>212702302
Nah, I moved out 7 years ago and lost my virginity in my teens

>>212702303
congrats, how did you do it?

>>212702361
met a girl at work. this was last year, we're still dating

>>212702329
Maybe like half the girls I've been with were from online, and I never once joined any dating sites/apps.

>>212702346
so what are you mad about

From what I understand zoomers use certain videogames as dating apps because they think regular dating apps are too scary

Final Fantasy 14 and Apex Legends are two examples

>>212702492
buying gf

>>212702386
did you lie about it and pretend you had a few girls before and intend to never tell her?

>>212702492
bro I know Gen Xers who got married after meeting through World of Warcraft

like I said, dating apps should be the last place you look online, there's loads of places online to meet people.

>>212702443
>mad
More annoyed at the old fart posting walls of text like he's some erudite purely because he was too much of a coward to pay for an escort

>>212702386
nice, any more details how exactly? because I know even if magically met a dozen girls right now I would still be absolutely clueless how to make anything happen besides standard polite acquaintance small talk and that's it

>>212702411
How do you do it? Just tell them their pf picture is cute and try to slide into the dms? I feel like I've been anonymously browsing the internet for my entire life and just never had the impulse to engage with people like that, it just never felt right.

>>212702605
>pay for an escort
is that how you got sex? I just met girls online because we were both into punk rock

>>212702568
i told her it had been a while and my only partner was my high school girlfriend and that i was basically a shut in which was mostly true
>>212702618
dont really have any great advice unfortunately since she approached me lol. she was down to fuck but it turned into a relationship afterwards.
just shower and take care of yourself. talking isnt hard, just ask questions about stuff even if you dont find it interesting at all

>>212702492
I don't know about those two but my zoomerina girlfriend uses Dead By Daylight like the housewives of old used book clubs

>>212702105
I'm 40, not a "stupid zoomer".

You don't agree with what I say so you'll tell everyone I'm a zoomer and if I don't contradict you by typing back it means it's true. Do you have any idea how retarded that is?

Nothing that you're saying even makes sense. You're unlikely to be in the same classes as many of the girls who've known you since kindergarten.

Why are you fighting and being contrairian against this clear and obvious thing that's happened that everyone says. It's not just "zoomers" at all, it's older pepole. I've seen pro athletes in their 40s and 50s worth hundreds of millions of dollars complaining about the tinder phenomenon.

You're just a contrairian faggot who likes the attention you get and the challenge of jumping through hoops to deny what is a well-known and established thing. Complaining about zoomers and making up things, while you yourself are just the biggest troll of all. Now I've spent this time and effort to write this, stop wasting people's time in future.

Every religion/society/culture worth a shit (No the Ngubugbsmdat tribe of east Timor with a population of 300 retarded Niggers at their peak doesnt count) developed Monogamy individually all over the fucking world paralell to the Spear, Bow, Fire and fucking agriculture for a reason. If you give retarded women the controll over reproduction you can at best have a loincloth wearing tribe longterm and most people are unhappy including the women the moment they hit 28

>>212702630
>Just tell them their pf picture is cute
Telling a girl she's cut, or her picture is cute, is a one way ticket to nowheresville and an instant conversation killer

>hey, you're cute
>oh thanks
>...

that's the entire conversation you can get out of that. I always have something to talk about with them, whether it's something they posted on social media or as a comment somewhere.

Tell them they have a great taste in movies/music/games/whatever, support them in whatever thing they were posting about somewhere, you can also obviously compliment her looks but make it specific and personal rather than just "u r cute".

I've never DMed or approached a woman IRL that I didn't have a reason to talk to in the first place. They were wearing a band shirt I'm really into, they were reading a book I'm curious about, their top 10 movies are almost the same as my top 10 movies, etc.

Also obviously I'm more into alt girls than normies. You won't ever see me being like "oh hey how about our sports team? big sports game coming up!"

>>212702857
My antifavorite are the people who think women have a mythical ability to select the "best" genes.

>>212702894
>antifavorite

>dude zoomers
zoomers are nearly 30 years old, not exactly kids or even young adults anymore

>>212701957
no, it was a massive hit

>>212702492
Source?

>>212702765
> she approached me lol
so how many children do you have now? do you like being a stepfather of two?

>>212702894
>that bitcy Becky gently and politely turned me down, I hope she gets together with an alcoholic who beats her up
You're one of those, huh?

>>212702833
>You're unlikely to be in the same classes as many of the girls who've known you since kindergarten.
How does school work in your country? Or did you move around a lot growing up?

Of course there are more girls in high school/middle school/jr high etc so maybe it's more like "the same girls who've known you since 6th grade" or whatever

The point is, you were stuck with the same girls who have known you for 5 years, if not 10 years, and already decided on the first day of school that you were or weren't dating material.

With the magic of the internet, you can meet girls who don't see you as the awkward kid from 5, 10 years ago.

>I've seen pro athletes in their 40s and 50s worth hundreds of millions of dollars complaining about the tinder phenomenon.
may I see them?

>>212700851 (OP)
Still got a decade

>>212700851 (OP)
This movie should have starred a woman, then the 40-year-old thing is much more insane.

>>212702833
>>212703043
>this embarrassingly obvious samefagging

>>212702924
anyone who says that dating was better before the internet/social media is either a Le Wrong Generation zoomer or they're just flat out objectively wrong

>>212700851 (OP)

>>212702876
makes sense, falls into the "just talk to people without any intention of anything happening and eventually it will happen" grind, just for online. thx bro

>>212703107
Why are you samefagging this thing that noone agrees with?

How many girls did you date before internet/social media?

>>212703214
I was actually saying more along the lines "talk to girls you have things in common with you can talk about, instead of telling pretty girls that they're pretty"

and I think you should be decisive and firm, making things happen instead of waiting for them to mystically materialize. Ask a girl out if she wants to go out next weekend out to a specific thing, if she says she's busy that weekend then ask her for the next weekend. if she says she's also busy then without giving you another timeframe then just move on.

>>212700851 (OP)
The 25 year old child

You whiny faggots do realize you could just do the sexpat thing like we've been doing since we dropped the nukes on Japan, right?

And with the internet you can actually pre-meet her to make sure she's cute, can speak english and shares some hobbies with you

>>212703009
My ex liked it when I hit her and would try to get me mad so I'd do it.

>>212702792
>like the housewives of old used book clubs
what's that?

>>212700851 (OP)
I don't care anymore, I'm 30 and every interaction I've had with women both irl and online has involved them being standoffish or just rude, at this point I'm fine staying single

>JUST MAKE MUTT BABIES WITH A MAIL ORER BRIDE OKAY?
These same fags will tell you that live now working until exhaustion for some chosen corporation overlord is the best life ever because THEORETHICALLY you could be a Billionaire too! And live up until like right now was always horrible and shit, because anything else would imply Life before modern day faggotry and pussy-licking could have been good.

>>212703239
A big fat goose egg (0)

I actually had some girls ask me out before we got internet at home, but they were either real fat or real crazy or even more autistic than me.

Like I said, school was my only real social circle and girls had already decided who was who by the first week of 7th grade if not earlier than that.

Like I said I was more into punk/alt chicks and there was maybe fuckin 2 of them in the entire school, not just in my year but all grades throughout the high school. and none of them were interested in me because they still saw me as the kid who threw up in the stairs in 5th grade and then cried about it or whatever.

And then when I started looking online, I found punk chicks that weren't as fat/autistic as the other ones, and they didn't see me as the shy kid from middle school.

and then the confidence I did get from dating through online let me rizz up girls IRL.

Online dating (not necessarily dating apps/sites) just gives you more options, especially when you're currently limited with your IRL options. it's a good thing.

Zoomers have discord, right? That's like their MSN Chat Rooms.

>>212703538
>peasantwork.jpg
This is real reason you can't get laid

>>212700851 (OP)
Lets face it its
Unlimited Year Old Virgin if White
If Brown its 20 year old virgin unless turbo Catholic or something then maybe 30.

I personally am/was a 46 year old virgin and went to Montreal and just had sex once and I guess I can die now.

>>212703389
I dress up like that.

>>212703453
An excuse to get together, drink in the middle of the week and gossip

>>212700851 (OP)
Back when I watched it i considered it a comedy, now for me it became a thriller slowly turning into horror...

>>212700851 (OP)
>the 13 old incel

>>212701957
Knocked Up was alright. The 5 Year Engagement was trash though (Apatow only produced it but it felt like one of his films).

>>212703389
Hookers are even easier. There's always the local uggos or the pricier traveling ones.
Of course it's (((illegal))) but so are drugs

>>212703721
Lmao currently building our house. But I know I could just aswell have ended up in the gutter and this retarded society wouldnt care. And Im not a ancap faggot that doesnt give a shit about his fellow man.
If Society at large is sick its bad for everyone. Yes you too Mister "I pick up chicks with my 4chan filenames" If not now then when your kids, if you have any, shove you into a retirementhome because you raised them as egocentric maniacs who will see you as an obstacle to the allmighty Mamon, where Niggers put out cigarettes on your forehead.

>>212704036
>libertarian.jpg
This is real reason you can't get laid

>>212704095
How can anyone live through years of COVID lockdowns and think the solution is more government?

>>212703830
>>212703989

Same but I hung up my wizard hat at 32.
Imagine being a kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin until that age.

For anyone looking to lose it to a hooker, I'll tell you how sex is vs porno vids;

IRL sex is a sport, the goal is to stay hard and pound. The hardest part for most is staying hard, but after dicksercises (I use my hand as resistance and rep to failure), you'll keep lasting longer and staying hard.
Sexually it's really easy to get a woman off, it's literally as easy as staying hard and lasting but it's not guaranteed for every girl, just enough of them.

After 22 different girls since Dec 2023, I can tell you your confidence with women sky rockets because you understand them. There's no more mystery

>>212704274
This nigga is a proud regular in the incel board lmao

>>212704274
>years of COVID lockdowns
>years
bro it was like 3 months

you're still gonna make that your identity 10 year after covid?

>>212704287
wait you were a kissless virgin until 32 and then had 22 different girls since then? 22 different hookers or?

>>212704415
NTA but is it that hard to believe?
The only thing limiting how many literal prostitutes you have sex with is your wallet

I'm engaged to an Indian girl. I was a virgin until I was 27.

>>212704450
if it's only hookers then yeah obviously not hard to believe

>>212704450
>NTA but is it that hard to believe?
NTA either, but it's not. The fact that someone bought a hooker and is now addicted to hookers is very much believable.

>I can tell you your confidence with women sky rockets because you understand them.
that part just makes me sad though, bro strutting around wiggling his eyebrows at women thinking he's rizzing them up when he's instead gonna buy more hookers.

not a virgin but i lost it through luck in my 20's when i didn't even try to get a gf.
now that i'm over 30 i've realized how fucking late i am.
i've been to plenty dates through dating apps, but only one of them wanted to see me a second time. i wonder what the fuck is wrong with me.
of course just sex, or even any kind of positive, non drunk interest from a woman would be nice.

>>212704511
>>212704512
to be fair, burning through 22 girls that aren't hookers is also not a good sign of stability

>>212704512
Good on him tho, he gets to walk around delusionally confident because he pays for sex.
He doesn't have to deal with the stress of dealing with "normal" women.

>>212703345
That's the real issue, if I had a life with interests and activities that I did regularly that other people could join in with then I could feel that I have a good base to go on dates with. As it is I just don't give a shit about anything and things can only hold my interest for a short time and I never feel compelled to improve in things beyond beginner level, and it's only gotten worse with time. I totally get the stereotype husband who does nothing, has no drive and sits on his couch as his wife nags at him. Finding some inner motivation and drive is the final boss man, I swear. Rip my life.

>>212704415
Yup. All hookers but you gain exp to level up with women by getting it out of your system.
After 22 diff girls I now understand most men would be happy with a loyal obedient 2/10.
All girls feel the same, its all personality+ body type.

Sexually, the skinny girls are the best because they're so easy to maneuver

>>212704512
I'm not strutting around flirting with chicks dummy.
I'm saying I know I'm not the problem, my dick size and performance is not the problem.
Ultimately I don't need to use a woman for sex, and helps when you're good at it

>>212704696
Thanks kek

>>212704667
I never touched a normal girl because I'm not a whore monger. I use professionals which are seperate (in theory) from normal girls.

Today your average yoga pant wearing slut strutting around has STDs and more dillusions than the same girl who charges for sex. Not even kidding. Never had an STD either

>>212700851 (OP)
The 40 Year-old

I managed to get my first internet gf but I have no idea what I'm doing.
I'm kind of scared that she wants to meet up and have sex at some point. I feel like I'm going to have an identity crisis if I stop being a virgin. I was fully expecting to be a wizard in a couple of years but that night not happen now. How could I continue posting here without feeling guilt?

>>212706629
>How could I continue posting here without feeling guilt
even better if you finally have sex AND you stop visiting this site, sounds like the ultimate win situation for you think about it

>>212706629
So what happened to me (hooker guy) is I didn't feel any emotional anything from sex.
Maybe it's personality or I'm a psycho, but I felt nothing emotionally, it was a great time.

For you, it'll likely be mediocre and she's fat. I always recommend a quality escort (they hop around cities) and be honest with them. Mine rode me for a long time.

Sex is a sport regardless, but your first time should be special

The 5 year old vaxxie

>>212705768
>I'm not a whore monger. I use professionals
"I don't chase after whores" said the man who chased after 22 whores

>>212705641
the expert on women who has never been with a real woman outside of buying hookers

>>212705699
>I'm saying I know I'm not the problem, my dick size and performance is not the problem.
Your social skills are autism are the problem

>>212706776
>So what happened to me (hooker guy) is I didn't feel any emotional anything from sex.
You were expecting to feel emotional with a hooker?

>>212704897
Most of what people do is dumb shit anyway. If a guy does dumb shit and a girl likes him and they spend their lives doing dumb shit together is that really winning? Think about the absurdity of doing a "hobby" or having an "interest" because of someone else. It's just sad, for you and for everyone. You can try to make yourself compatible with others yes, but never change who you are.

>>212703389
Brown shiny queen

>>212700851 (OP)
The 30 year old virgin, but he's a gay white twink looking for a non white gay daddy

>>212706629
Do you really want to base your identity around being a virgin?
Put it this way: you've already passed the point of no return. You can never whine about how impossible it is to have sex again regardless. You can never talk about how sex is this ethereal thing that you can't believe is real. You've already proven that it's within your grasp. So if you don't follow through then you still won't be able to lean back on your previous victim complex. You still won't be able to post in solidarity with all the others.
Instead of fearing the unknown take some agency and go for it. Besides, it's not even guaranteed. You might try and fail and then you'll have new things to complain about

>>212707291
men need sexual release, instead of chasing some whore you rent one.

The relationship between man and woman is completely transactional. If you deny this you have no experience with women of any kind

>>212700851 (OP)
The 60 Year-Old Virgin. Its simple math.

>>212707579
It's called Pair Bonding, the genetic thing modern women destroy in themselves while hookers are honest about it. I never had it

>>212700851 (OP)
With dating app culture this is just the norm now. Maybe the 6’3 virgin

>>212710137
>it's an /r9k/ buzzword
Yeah I'm not gonna take advice from the guys who hate each other and themselves, half of that retarded place ends up trooning out

>>212702346
My condolences on your molestation

>>212710331
Four and a half hours later and that's the best your could come up with?
No wonder you can't get laid

>>212710281
Denying reality doesn't stop it from happening you useless midwit / eggless woman

>Scientific SOURCE ON PAIR BONDING
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10295201/

Do not fucking listen to these larpers claiming it’s a good era for prost’s…

These days a fat ugly girl is expecting you to take her on a legit date, good restaurant, you pay for everything, you then pay another $500 for a blowjob with a condom on. Sex? 3,000.

Once upon a time you could get lot lizards for 20 bucks who were 8’s
>>212705768
>Today your average yoga pant wearing slut strutting around has STDs and more dillusions than the same girl who charges for sex. Not even kidding. Never had an STD either

One of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard in my life. First off you don’t know if you caught an STD. Secondly a person who has sex for a living is taking maybe 100x as much dick as a typical girl…

I know retard logic is going “but girls these days!” well that applies to whores double

>>212702346
I like the E one, she looks shy

>>212710489
>more /r9k/ shit

>telling /a/ of all places to go to church to find a girlfriend
LMAO

The 12 year old virgin. Based on that show which was big for a month or so.

>>212710582
At this point just charge for sex, you'll be more honest with yourself

>STOP FUCKING LIFTING WEIGHTS AND MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF, BE MISERABLE LIKE ME
Shit like this is why nothing in the manosphere grifts ever lasts, it's all incels trying to bring each other down

>>212710539
No it's not stupid it's true. I get regularly tested and so do hookers (that I see anyway).
Your average girl showing off the body is a whore who sleeps around and doesn't get tested because you guessed it, that's for WHORES which is what she is in denial about.

>nOoOoOOo you can't pay for sex you have to manipulate her
I'd murder you if you did that to my daughter. Go be a boomer somewhere else

>>212711730
>ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES
>muh hecking wholesome daughterino
This nigga is a child molester and he doesn't know it yet lmao

>>212711862
Modern women are whores, hookers are upfront about it. Have fun on tinder little simp boy

>>212712256
So did you think /co/mblr would go along with you because they're all about muh hecking science?

>>212702303
I can't even get hard anymore at 35

>>212703731
I don't get it, whites are more desirable for looks but shitskins breed more

>>212712418
>schizo posting
Meds now!

>>212712866
I like how even /pol/ tells you to fuck off with your ebin tranime reaction images

>>212710137
>autist is unable to form an emotional connection with a hooker
>blames le modern society
this is next level

you would have the same emotional reaction as buying a soda from a vending machine.

>>212710100
>chasing some whore
how about a normal girl instead
>The relationship between man and woman is completely transactional.
completely autistic is what you are, and sounds like you're a (((penny pincher))) as well

>>212712256
>Modern women are whores
Despite them having less sex than previous generations? How does that work.

Rather than worry about virginity worry about finding real love and connection. We are not machines.

>>212706629
This is what happens when you live through internet memes.

>>212702386
Nice, dude. Congrats on meeting somebody

>>212701756
Stop defending women acting like whores simp

>>212702346
I will always be a A, I, J, L kind of guy

I'm a 28 year old virgin and you know what? I don't want to have anything common with you retarded fucks. We are not a hive mind you literal imbeciles.

>>212700851 (OP)
I'm 40yo 7 months virgin lol.
wish I could buy a gun to kill myself.

Why do you guys all sound like you are copeing when you call normal women whores? This is such a juvenile world view it makes me think anyone sprouting it is either trolling or refuses to grow up.

>>212714913
It's just the one fella who bought 22+ whores and is doing a major projection.