>CRYYYYY, LITTLE SISTER

Thou shalt not cryyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>212701994 (OP)
"The Lost Girls" is one gender flipped reboot I wouldn't actually mind.

>>212701994 (OP)
>SAXES IN YOUR PATH

>>212701994 (OP)
Terrible flick

>>212701994 (OP)
Only noodles, Michael.

Vampirism is actually a metaphor for AIDS and the Coreys were raped daily by producers and Schumacher personally.

>>212703112
I will fight you in real life
>>212702790
I would cum

>>212703112
Yes. Near Dark from the same year is miles better

>>212703281
>the Coreys were raped daily by producers and Schumacher personally

This is not true. As they were underage, working hour restrictions means that most of the Coreys' availability had to be devoted to filming, and rapings were generally limited to 3 times a week.

Additionally, the Coogan act ensured that once they turned 18 they were able to access a mandatory trust account which preserved a minimum 15% of rape proceeds.

The Lost Boys might be a movie about men transformed into monsters, but Hollywood isn't as monstrous as "they" would have you believe.

>>212702790
>biker gang leader wolfcut girl bullies the meek girl next door type with illusions
>only noodles, michelle

>>212703482
Oddly enough I can't stand Near Dark.
>>protagonist has no problem palling around with murderers until they go after his little sister then he's suddenly a hero.
also, these guys have been doing this for decades and still keep getting caught off guard by sunrise?
I won't even mention the "cure" the film pulls out of its ass at the last minute. Again, vampires have been running around forever and nobody thought of this before?

>>212701994 (OP)
Jamie Gertz at her peak - oh, Lord.

>>212704342
All perfectly legitimate criticisms but it's still better because of the flow, mood, cinematography, characters, acting.

>>212704439
She was in Less Than Zero the next year. Risque themes and several sex scenes but unfortunately no nudity.

>>212701994 (OP)
death by stereo!

>>212704439
>>212704568
Less Than Zero was her peak. And yes, the sexual simulated scenes were kino, despite her not showing tits.

I watched this after Near Dark and had to turn it off after an hour. Complete dogshit

>>212703062
Saw him live in 2019 before all the covid bullshit. I miss 2019 bros. I cannot even believe it's 2025.

>>212706167
shut your whore mouth!

>>212706167
Yes, you're one of those contrarian autists that can't comprehend the concept of liking more than one thing at the same time. Everything must be carefully separated into ladders, with best on top, and terrible 0/10's below. Your opinions are worthless

They were going to do a remake on CW, every season would be a different decade. Sounded kino. But then they cast a couple Mexicans as the brothers. And now I'm glad it was never made.

So sick of wokeness ruining my vamp kino.

>>212708244
Why did Keef and Co. kidnap and vamp a kid? If you look at the the "Missing" posters in the film, they're mostly children.

>>212704517
yeah, but are there any COREY'S in Near Dark? I think not.

>>212707301
Or maybe Lost Boys is just a bad movie and you're a pretentious retard.

>>212703062
Tim Capello is a legend

>>212701994 (OP)
I watched it a lot as a child (10-12 years old?). Schumacher manages the pacing well and serves a great emotional blend between humour, weirdness, horror and love. Very teenage-focused story; the strength of the family vs rebellous friends and their dangerous acts. Memorable soundtrack with fitting images - People are Strange, Cry Little Sister, I Still Believe gets the spotlight in a MTV-like music video-light fashion but it works. Cool cast and "diverse" set of white characters with solid acting: Kiefer vs Patrick, the two Coreys, Dianne West, Jami Gertz. Captures the style and fashion of the late 80s, feels like a mix between pop and rock - the Bangles and Wham meets Motley Crue, Poison, Judas Priest. Maybe its my nostalgia talking but I can't see how anyone who was a youngster in the 80s/90s can be bored by this movie. A solid 8/10.

>>212708362
have you ever heard of a vampire-story where the vampire targets old people?

>>212701994 (OP)
smooch

>>212701994 (OP)
you're eating maggots, michael...

>>212708682
that's two different movies where Keifer threatened Corey

>>212708652
There are Bill Paxton and Lance Henriksen

>>212710984
And Vasquez

>>212709837
Actually, yes. There was an episode of "Tales From The Crypt" where a vampire worked at an old folks home feeding on the elderly because their families threw them away.

Pictured is actress Caitlin Carmichael. She's a different kind of vampire. She sucks your main vein if ya know what I mean. And you know what I mean.

>>212708682
I actually had an older kid pull a knife on me when he was trying to steal my Halloween candy. I kept my candy and my life.

>>212711581

>>212709607
The Frog Brothers lived for the sequel. Corey Haim died. Shoulda became a vamp.

>>212701994 (OP)
I always found it incredibly gay when other lads in my class liked this movie. Fright Night was the straight kids vampire kino.

>>212704342
Yes, it's a terrible movie. Only retards like it. Lost Boys shits all over it.

>>212703112
bet you think zendaya is hot

>>212701994 (OP)
pure kino
i love this movie
>>212702790
>"The Lost Girls" is one gender flipped reboot I wouldn't actually mind.
it could be kino if the lost girls were total dick sucking sluts and we show everything, full dick in mouth penetration

>>212713943
>Fright Night
Classic. But so was Lost Boys. What do they both have in common? No niggers.

>>212703482
For me? It's Fright Night

>>212708726
we don't sign our posts here

this movie was so fucking gay. what was up with that bathtub scene? what did joel schumacher do to corey haim?

my name is Michael

>>212701994 (OP)
>Every awful modern vampire trope: The Movie

>>212702790
now there's a porn parody waiting to happen

>>212714081
>Why yes? I think Zendaya is hot. How can you tell?

Great movie. Saw it in the late 80s (came out in 88 on VHS here). Wasn't even a teenager yet. It was amazing and the opening music stuck with me for a lifetime.
Watching it as an adult i can see why it would annoy people seeing it for the first time - it's basically a goofy kids adventure movie more than it is a horror movie. But it's still great fun.

Also To think that Kiefer was only 18 at the time, and he looked cooler than i ever have in my entire life. It's not fair.

>>212716752
It invented the tropes. Retard.

>>212706003
Just a historical thing, for me. This is the first time I saw her and wow - I'm sticking with this one:)

>>212701994 (OP)
>My one complaint, not enough shirtless gay saxophone solo

>>212702790
sam's relationship with the dog would only be slightly different.

>>212719634
>Hey that thing that's shit and awful, they invented that
Yeah that's why the movie fucking sucks

>>212702790
'The Craft' was already made.

>>212701994 (OP)
>her and I never got to watch it together
Why is the pain so fucking strong............

>>212719605
I never really knew who that actor was when I first saw it. Only later did I learn it was Kiefer and I wouldn't have connected them

>>212709799
hey man, i love the film, did when i first saw it and do now. i managed to see it in the cinema finally on an original reel a few years ago with a girl who'd never seen it before - she liked it. she left the area for work and i never saw her again.
you sound like a decent person, hope life is good for you - it's been tough passing through these decades, feels ever more lonely.
the film reminds me of the goodness of the time, what was cool, fun, the adventure, some energy, a bit of hope that was had back then. it's a painting, but it inspires good things that maybe never came to be.

The bridge scene was kino.

>>212703112
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>>212701994 (OP)
Beautiful champ

>>212722370
I took a trip up to Santa Clarita with my Dad a few years ago. He really likes The Lost Boys and we went to the boardwalk theme park where they filmed this. I was waiting in line for one of the rides. I forgot where my Dad was. Ahead of me in line were this pretty girl and her boyfriend. She asked me if I was here alone. Almost apologetically, I said I was here with my dad. She said, "That's cool!" I think she felt sorry for me. It depressed me. I was 26 and I had never had a real girlfriend. This was also the week Robin Williams died.

>>212723449
did she have big boobs

>>212723604
I don't remember. I think she had short red hair and her boyfriend was tall and unthreatened by me.

>>212721102
I just remember thinking at the time "wow they got these 35 year old dudes to play these supposed teenagers"... but no they were actually all young kid actors.

>>212709799
Summed it up perfectly, man.

>>212703062
Imagine have a 40 year career, based on this one quick scene....

>>212722370
Aussie kid here.
I just remember thinking that that intro looked like another world, and i was missing out big time by not being in america. It looked like more fun than i could possibly imagine.

They rarely put that kind of care into editing vision with music in film anymore like that opening scene.

>>212725448
Now they'd all look like 11 year olds