True Detective Season 5 - /tv/ (#212702133) [Archived: 553 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:15:51 PM No.212702133
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Just admit it. This is what TD fans have been begging for since the first season:

Cast: Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker as partners in LAPD investigating series of murders in Chinatown. Also includes Danny DeVito as police chief, Frankie Munez as young DA, Trisha Paytas as Chris Tucker's gf, and Millie Bobbie Brown as Jackie Chan's wife. Triad captains will include Stephen Chow, Chow Yun-Fat, and Matthew Fox.

Plot: The series of murders would be women who appeared to have died after eating week old fried rice all from an upscale restaurant in Chinatown that turns out to be owned by the Triads through a shell company that also produces Hong Kong animated porn. It turns out that the rice was accidentally contaminated by production of a drug called "Alligator Dust" that the shell company was beginning to produce to mass distribute to Japanese clubs frequented by titans of the Hentai industry in order to kill them.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:02:23 PM No.212703514
>>212702133 (OP)
Better than what we will get that's for sure.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:03:29 PM No.212703543
>>212702133 (OP)
Id like to see Jackie Chan not do any martial arts
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:04:37 PM No.212703575
I remember an anon pitching a TD season starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Oscar Isaac as 60's detectives investigating the hippie cults.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:11:08 PM No.212703762
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>>212702133 (OP)
I hated the Rush Hour movies so fucking much. They're not badly made, but just what is the fucking point? Why would you want to watch a Jackie Chan movie where his stuntwork and fight scenes are limited because of age and insurance liabilities? It's a pale imitation of his earlier films and they fill in the gaps with a replacement-level plot and some crackhead screaming like a girl for 2 hours.