>Hey Katniss! I used my cake decorating skills that I developed living in a region in a constant state of poverty and hunger to turn myself into a rock

What if someone would have stepped on your face.

Peeta was a mistake. Biggest mistake since Ron/Hermione

>>212706168 (OP)
ITT: Gale-cels living in an eternal torment nexus of BUCKBROKEN SEETH AND COPE because their guy was unmasked as a child-murdering war criminal.

I would win all the hunger game through a combination of my superior intellect and unmatched gameness.
The swiftness of my mind and the raw stamina of body honed over many seasons would be no match for the pathetic weaklings playing to be my adversaries.
Cake decorator tricks? Laughable! I would run circles around these knaves, totally immune to their emotional weaknesses and frail insecurities.
An absolute crowd favorite if they would allow it.
And when i have bested all my foes, not with a shred of malice- but with a gladiatorial dignity worthy of the ancients, I would spare my final companion of the arena.
Let those beasts make what they will of me, I have no fear of pain or death!
As I stand before all the Gods, alone among the rains and applause, if it comes to it- I shall take my own life before submitting to these mockery of combat, of true sport.
I would spit upon it all before driving bolt through my own heart, and smile the whole way.
I have never owned a Television.

>>212706168 (OP)
>katpiss please pee on me

>>212706168 (OP)
The Hunger games honestly seems pretty easy to win if you try and don't dick around.

>>212706168 (OP)
>I turned myself rock hard for you katniss

>>212706168 (OP)
>named Peeta
>looks like a rock
Bravo