>Considering my audience, I'm gonna make this very simple
>THIS is July 14th
>THIS is the Con Air thread
>THIS is where we enjoy the greatest action movies of the 90's
>What's that?
>That's a Gunn thread
>...Okay
>The capeshitfags will enter through /tv/. Initially we ban the first shitposter, then we ban the last shitposter, creating a trap - an shitpost-free thread filled with lots and lots of quality posts
>Anon, set everybody in their position yeah?

>>212707722 (OP)
>What's that?
>That's a Gunn thread
lol

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnywcTqsg18&list=RDlnywcTqsg18&start_radio=1

>4chan board of /tv/ annually hosts thousands of posters for discussions, leaks and commentaries
>As you know, today's thread is a special one, populating the newest supermodded content in the system
>This place was DESIGNED to warehouse the worst of the worst - most of these guys are permabanned, some are on watchlists
>Pure predators, each and every one of them

>We offload six in /b/, the rest are headed straight for /pol/
>Good, let's go deal with the janny boys

>>212708674
>What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week for free in some Mongolian Basketweaving Forum for fifty years... at the end of which they tell you to piss off? Ending up in some retirement village... hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time. Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

>Well, we told you today's thread would be special
>That's Anon AKA Anonymous
>The mass shitposter?
>The same. He caught another poster using his copypasta - left him alone, Waited until there was a new thread. Posted hentai, animated bestiality, even loli cunny

>And who is that good-looking lurker on screen?
>Racebaiter AKA N*gger, former general of /pol/
>He nuked a thread with nothing but BLACKED porn saying, and I quote, "It represented the basest superiority of the dark race"
>He wrote a book while he was banned, 'Reflections in a Black Glazed Eye.' /lit/ called it a wakeup call for the 4chan community, they're talking to Idris Elba for the movie

>This one's done it all - CP posting, revenge porn doxxing, IP tracking
>His name is Oldfag AKA What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>39 years old, 22 of them spent on our boards
>But he's bettered himself here - earned multiple (You)s including screencaps
>He also convinced convinced 11 people to kill themselves, took down 3 boards and summoned m00t twice
>Likes to brag that he made more people ragequit than CoD

>>212707722 (OP)
No one will believe me but, today is actually my birthday. And I love seeing the ConAir threads every year because of the July 14th line.

>>212709578
Happy Birthday and welcome!

Funny how Malkovich looks badass in ConAir (1997) and ridiculous in Man in the Iron Mask (1998)

>>212708998
Funny fucker aren't you?

>>212709578
did you get a bunny?

>>212707722 (OP)
>unacknowledged genius: what if we made an entire movie a plane scene?

>>212709578
HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOU

John Cusack is out of control in this movie

>>212707722 (OP)
Nic Cage's accent in this kino is one of the all time GOAT accents. Just incredible.

>>212709578
happy borthday anon
mine is in 16 days :)
i asked for a raise today from $15 to $17 and got it
i am turning 25

>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
>That's the furfag, man...

>>212709578
>Nobody in this thread gives a flying fuck
>Get it...flying fuck?
>HAHAHA
>Thank you, I'll be here all week!

>How long until the sneedposters arrive?
>10...12 minutes, tops

>Not exactly mai tais and yathzee outside this thread...
>Let's do it!

>>212712180

>>212712361

>the sheer ridiculousness
>the over-the-top action
>the multitude of explosions
>the emotional investment
>the final confrontation
I absolutely love it

Put. The bunny. Back in the box.

>>212707722 (OP)
okay, but what does nick mullen think about the movie?

>>212709499
>His name is Oldfag AKA What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

Kino thread

>Define sneed

I was gonna post this thread

She should have had a bigger role