It's pretty accurate in a lot of ways as despite it being ridiculous in terms of plot, it still maintains a sense of realism in terms of characters, even if they are exaggerated. Like anyone that's been a stoner or even has hung out with stoners has met that local dealer that's really chill and friendly but also sort of too friendly to the point that what should be a 2-3 minute transaction takes like 20 minutes because he wants to talk about some random ass adult swim cartoon from the mid-2000s and smoke a j with you right then and there when you just want to go and smoke with your actual friends. Like no Ron I don't want to take a hit of your bong even if you are offering it for free and sit on your couch for half an hour.

DUDE WEED LMAO

>>212710145 (OP)
>The only good stoner movie
is this

what a lot of anti drug fags don't realize is that by legalizing weed they have removed the bridge from weed dealers to harder drugs that was common before legalization, I used to be able to get all drugs from my old dealers associates but now I haven't had access to drugs for years because I get weed from a store, that and taxes are some of the best reasons for legalization

>>212710145 (OP)
oh yeah I remember this it was called 3 Unfunny Fucks

>>212710275
ZOLTAN!

>>212710275
And then?

Idle Hands was pretty good

up in smoke mogs

>>212710145 (OP)
Seth Rogan's mission in life is to turn your white teen into a fucking stoner. He can go to hell.

>>212710145 (OP)
FUBAR

>>212710145 (OP)
>sort of too friendly to the point that what should be a 2-3 minute transaction takes like 20 minutes because he wants to talk about some random ass adult swim cartoon from the mid-2000s and smoke a j with you
Is that how it is?
The zoomer girl in my dispensary makes small talk and randomly sends me feet pics at weird hours of the day but the buying the weed itself goes by super quick

Half Baked is the ultimate stoner kino and everyone knows this.

>>212710145 (OP)
thought this shit was funny as a 12 year old though not so much anymore

>>212711380
The only worthy entry. Does a good job of making fun of loser stoners.

What's that one about a bunch of guys whose parents were all hippies who got busted for finding a forest full of weed at the start of the movie, then they decide to find it themselves because they need money. There was a scene where some Australian guy pulls up to a couple of the main cast and asks them for size 30 goofy shoes or something as a euphemism for weed. I never saw an ad for it in the theater and only ever saw it air once on TV, but I changed the channel probably about halfway through.

>>212711343
>randomly sends me feet pics at weird hours of the day
wat?

>>212711343
care to share some?

>>212712054
>>212712151
Stuff like this out of the blue a tuesday at 3am
She knows I find her attractive so she likes fucking with me

>>212711780
Rolling Kansas? I mean that's what I'm assuming but it's a movie I got with a Korean camcorder rip of Spider-Man 3 at a flea market in 2007. Surprised to see it sort of mentioned here

Holy shit... what a bunch of fucking retards on this board. They don't know about the stoner kinos.
https://youtube.com/shorts/DA4Uu24kO10
https://youtube.com/shorts/AQqfBE4alUs

>>212713531
Yeah, that was it I think.

>>212712215
those are quite nice
you should seek out a relationship with her

>>212711343
Yes, before you could go to the pot store down the street you had to seek out a dealer.
The dealer would usually assume that because you also smoke pot, you want to become friends and waste half a day at his gross apartment watching him play video games.
Therein lay the predicament, for you wish to continue purchasing his offerings and don’t want to be seen as rude. So you politely and awkwardly hang out with him and his weirdo friends for awhile before making up some bullshit about how you need to pick up your aunt’s prescription from CVS and leave.

>>212710436
This. I go to dispensary and I’m out in 5 minutes MAX. No shady people, no nasty house or apartments, no cops watching waiting to bust the place.

>>212714891
Come on, dude
She literally works at the weed store, she might be cute now but five years from now she'll be fat and plastered with tattoos
And if she's bothering my dumb ass then you can bet your ass I'm not the only one

>>212717155
2-3 year relationship then

>>212710145 (OP)
I know that I've seen Pineapple Express, but I was so cooked at the time that I can't remember a single scene and I'm okay with that.

>>212711380
this and its humor still holds up today unlike boomer shit like cheech and chong

>>212711380

>>212713531
That movie SUCKS. There's hardly actually any weed in it. What a disappointment.

>>212713630
That movie sucks too. Friday is the only acceptable black stoner movie.

>>212715159
In the words of Margaret Cho in some 90s standup about buying drugs: "Just fucking give it!!"

>>212710145 (OP)
>>212710275
The cool series only IFC and BBC7 chads know about:
https://youtu.be/UhFeLhxSfEU
>>212711380
>I like the normie mainstream corporate one!
Thanks zoomers, very interesting.

>>212717309

>>212712215
She sucks at painting her nails, but I still want to lick the polish off while jerking my pecker.

>>212717366
Fuck off. A couple of the Cheech and Chong weed movies hold up. They just petered out by the 80s.

>>212717155
>She literally works at the weed store, she might be cute now but five years from now she'll be fat and plastered with tattoos
nigga your job is to stop her from doing that to herself

lol man that nug was like full of crystallized fractals dude

>>212717155
Smart man, dudeweedlmao girls are only fun for a couple of month anyway

>>212711380
Super Troopers is better

>>212711181
like a decade ago sure, not today though, legalization has taken care of that.

>>212717606
very accurate, I remember browsing /b/ the first time I got high and seeing picrel, laughed my ass off for a full minute just looking at the image. Saved it, forgot about it then had the experience all over again a few hours later. Fucking weed man.

>>212718897
bro like I'm so high my pots loaded me up with weed thc crystals

I had a dealer like that that basically guilt tripped us into watching Land of The Lost with him

>>212717492
>All we did was come over here and ask for stoner kinos.
>If we came over here and asked if anybody needed their capeshit thread bumped, you wouldn't sound so fucking based, now would you?

>>212710275

>>212720879
Not truly a stoner movie but it's funny. They should have made "Potfest" like they joked at the end of Beerfest.

>>212723574
You would probably enjoy Budz' House then if that's your brand of "stoner comedy".

>>212723741
Dune and Sneed? Since when are those things related? No Chuck?
I guess you're high.

Black dealers were a little different. Sometimes they'd try to make you hang out but it was usually just a hand shake exchange and you were on your way. I tried paying one of my black dealers with $10 or $15 in quarters and he laughed at me, called me retarded in ebonics and made me go change the quarters for bills at a store before he would serve me. Another one tucked his weed in his ass and I tried to open the knotted bag with my teeth and instantly tasted black people asshole. Another one got me addicted to coke for a few years by giving me a large free sample when I was buying weed.

>>212712215
It boggles my mind guys get aroused by this

>>212710436
I have been saying this for years but normies seem to be unable to compute the logic being presented to them.

I don’t do drugs or drink but it’s painfully obvious that if you need to go to a dealer to smoke a joint on a saturday evening it’s going to lead to more people trying out harder drugs if the dealer doesn’t have weed that day and you want to get high.

>>212710436
I felt this way until every freeway, parking lot, airport, store and neighborhood started reeking like weed, giving even more of a third world ghetto sheen to Southern California. I wish it was re-criminalized now unless they kept it legal but mandated the skunk smell out of it

>>212710275
DUDE

>>212710145 (OP)
Pineapple Express, Harold and Kumar, Half Baked are good movies about stoners but pic related is the best movie for stoners.

>>212725314
As a buyer you're also always at risk of violence or arrest. Dealers get robbed all the time and if you're buying and happen to be there when your guy is getting robbed, you're getting robbed too or worse. And the gateway effect is very real. It isn't so much that the dealer is out of weed and offers you other drugs, it's more like you smoke weed so you're not so apprehensive or scared of drugs and when you're buying weed the dealer asks if you're interested in whatever other drug he has so you get your weed and some of the other drug to try. Or you're looking for other drugs and ask your weed dealer if he has them or has a connect for them. This is all very common. I'm glad legalization happened so I don't have to be around criminals and fucked up shit when I'm just trying to get some weed.

>>212710145 (OP)
Franco carries

>>212711228
Fuck Tron, man!

>>212717155
why are you doing this to yourself dude she has cute feet go for it wtf

>>212710275
>I want to go on THAT ride, dad!
>Me too, son, me too!

>>212717155
At least fuck her, dude
I wish the tiny tomboy with the big blue eyes at my dispo would send me feet pics

For thrill seeking stoners, human centipede is a insane experience. Very memorable to me, even remember what I smoked. A hybrid called spongebob

A Challenger Approaches...

>>212715159
What the fuck? You hang at the dealer's place for an hour to smoke some of his weed before you ever go home and begin smoking yours

When you get in with him then you can just drop by to hang out and smoke a few of his joints without ever talking about buying shit. You're just hanging and playing video games.

>>212717585
It's pretty much Up in Smoke and Nice Dreams.

Things are Tough All Over and Next Movie are just kinda funny comedies. Not much stoner anything in either. Up in Smoke is basically the main one.

>>212713531
>>212717492
Rip Torn is a legend though.

>>212725470
>make it legal
>make it not legal to smoke unless in designated areas