Post your set up for kino watching.
Here's mine.

Couch against one wall, TV against the other.
Oriental rug and coffee table in between them.
I'm chillin

All that's missing is a guy using pube cuttings to smoke

somebody have the guy with the large living room, a tv, and a bench against the far wall?

>>212711350 (OP)

I don't get it. You get better accommodations the worse your crime is?

that cell looks comfy af
not even joking

>>212712254
ADX Florence isn’t very comfy

>>212711350 (OP)
>No Sadam Hussain

>>212712722

idk bro, it beats sharing a cell with 1-3 more people that can randomly cave your skull in or attempt to rape you or just kill you out of boredom

Is this some jail cell in new zealand or something?

>>212711350 (OP)

>>212711350 (OP)
Having a personal cell has to be the peak prison experience

>>212711350 (OP)
>23 hours a day in here for the rest of your life
It would be more humane to just execute

>>212712722
Not having to spend 20 hours a day stuck within 8 feet with some of the dumbest and most annoying motherfuckers on the planet seems worth it to me. Just imagine having to share a cell with even just one other dude smelling their shit all the time, having to listen to their fucking dumb ass rantings. If my sentence was long enough I'd absolutely go on a rampage just to get my own comfy hotel room.

>>212711350 (OP)

>>212712945
What?

>>212713621
damn...

>>212711350 (OP)
i work in a prison now. any shot callers here want to give a fish some tips?

>>212712254
>You get better accommodations the worse your crime is?
>>212712992
>>212712722
>>212711350 (OP)


yes unironically. the worst position to be in is a light offender because you either wind up in county jail with drunks and roaches crawling over you or if youre in a minimum security facility youre in a giant open barracks with the lights always on and people always talks and moving around in bunk beds with no a/c and any time some security event happens (all the time) you have to lay on your bed not moving for hours since you cant a actually be confined to a cell while they handle whatever situation

if youre REALLY bad they will even put you in a cell in a corner so you dont get watched constantly by guards and get even more privacy and comfyness

>>212711350 (OP)

>>212714554
So the trick is to immediately start shit once inside so they put you in solitary?

>>212711350 (OP)
I watch on laptop in bed

>>212711350 (OP)
single cell with a tv would be comfy

>>212711350 (OP)

>>212714607
you dont really want solitary confinement fully, you just want a single cell in a corner so you can still get out and walk around the yard and eat and stuff normally

>>212714721
I honestly don't care for that at all.

>>212711350 (OP)
people unironically pay 2k a month + utilities with a roommate for an apartment like this

>>212711350 (OP)
they let you have CRTs in prison?
isnt that easier to use as a lethat weapon with their big electrical transformers and glass display that will shock you if you smash it on someone vs an oled that cant even give you a proper glass shard for a shank?

as long as the light isn't flickery, i'd be fine with this.

only horrible sensory thing is putting the toilet by the desk. but it's your own faeces (and you should be eating healthily in prison, anyway).

>>212714721
What’s the commissary trade rate for a
Zesty Buck? A couple of bags of chips?

>>212714763
easy to say that now

>Nelson Mandela, the South African anti-apartheid activist, described solitary confinement as "the most forbidding aspect of prison life."[9][10] Human rights experts have stated that prolonged solitary confinement may amount to torture,[11] and the United Nations Standard Minimum Rules for the Treatment of Prisoners (known as the Mandela Rules) were revised in 2015 to prohibit placements in solitary for longer than 15 days.[12]

being in solitary for years will literally make you crazy and youll just end up conking your head on that concrete >>212712992 pillar to kill yourself

>>212714850
Maybe for a womanizer like Mandela that has to fidget around all day.

I'd be okay.

>>212711350 (OP)
I'm too lazy to go downstairs to post a pic of my living room but it's your bog standard 60 inch 4K Toshiba with a comfy couch I spent far too much on and a guest couch that I've personally sat on 3 times and my parents sit on when they come over for a cup of tea.

One thing I did do was invest in proper blackout blinds so I can watch my kino in the dark like it was intended

>>212714605
kek

>>212714881
sure thing fish

>>212714763
You will once you have the loaf.

>>212714763
>>212714881
i thought i'd be OK just by myself. lockdown? wasn't a problem.

for half a year i've been a slightly-schizo NEET living alone. pretty sure it's gone from social anxiety to weird agoraphobia (don't want to actually self-diagnose). nothing stopping me just going for a walk, i've been outside past the bins maybe 4-5 times in 2025.

i get food delivered and i usually hide then pick up the bags, SOMETIMES i chat for a few seconds to the delivery guy and i'm surprised i can even talk, still.

i could sit and play games, even, it's not like prison. i don't have money but i have a computer, i have books. at one point this WOULD have been 'the dream', but is it fuck.

>>212712945
dont worry, i asked god to forgive me so the cell door is open agian

>>212714986
>mfw I'm a bit of a slop connoisseur and I recently realized I have been making myself what is basically the loaf as a special treat with leftovers from big meals for years

People are punished by what brings me joy. I'm basically a pig at this point. What a life.

>>212714923
>4K Toshiba
lmao seriously? you don't need that much, you want that much. lossless 480p is all you really need.

>>212714986
oh my hecking fooderino, you're absolutely right [slaps forehead] I completely forgot about the ETHNIC FOOD I will yearn to have from my favorite food trucks and quaint little ethnic cousine places. I could simply NOT live without that, absofruitly!!

>>212715382
you forget that its literally unironically full of roaches and rat shit and spit and if the cooks are feeling frisky, cum

also its old and stale and may have mold and then the cops hand it to you they "accidentally" drop it on the ground.

>>212711350 (OP)
Surprised there's a shower

>>212715382
T. Has never had an actual nutraloaf.

It is the most disgusting flavorless bug and rat shit filled slop ever. You like to talk a big game Anon but I know exactly what kind of guy you are and you would be broken and in tears begging for a CO to let you out in two days and writing on the walls with your shit in five.

What movies would he watch?(besides the Mario and Pokemon movies)

>>212715382
Oh you'll get your fill of ethnics when you're in there. Don't worry about that. Even in solitary the vents are connected you know? Enjoy!

>>212714209
Work there doing what? If you're a CO don't tell the prisoners anything about your life outside. If they get enough info out of you they can find out where you live and threaten you...now you'll be their drug mule.

>>212714721
>>212714763
greenlit

>>212715253
The way I see it all food ends up as slop once you've chewed it.

>>212715746
whats the biggest iphone model you can suitcase?

>>212715674
thats a long cat

>>212714850
I did 2.5 years in jail and for me having to be around the other prisoners was the punishment. I finally got a single cell for the last year and it was so much better being able to just shut the door and finally be alone, christ the relief.

>>212716108
Stop diddling kids you sick fuck.

>>212712992
look at that, all you need is a laptop and a wifi connection to browse /tv/ all day and you're set

>no rent
>free meals
>free laundry
>50 min a day of sun light time with your row pals at the yard

>>212716108
you a chomo?

>>212716108
How many times a day did you spank your monkey?

Get rid of the other inmates and give me the internet and toilet wine and that would be max comfy. I wonder if I can find some rich freak who wants to keep a person confined like that (and no raping, but if they want to whack off while they look at me that's fine but I don't want to see them do it.)

>>212711350 (OP)
>good behavior
>get a /tv/
Nigga give me a bigger window

>>212716309
Without porn it might be every 2-3 weeks on the rare occasion I had the cell to myself. In the last 6 months I got to an open jail where I went home for a few days every month, I snuck in a USB stick with tons of movies and porn, could watch it on my dvd player in the cell and gooned every fucking night after that.

>>212711350 (OP)
A lot of anons here live lives that are functionally identical to this but with the addition of a computer

>>212715010
consider yourself blessed
facing time you realize that you will literally never have the chance to do any of that again, or even experience new things
"lonely" doesnt even begin to describe the feeling

t. facing life on a&b charge

>>212714825
They're actual niggerproof clear plastic TV's so you can't stash anything in them and they're hardened to not be broken, and few are badass enough to try to break their own TV.

>>212716422
get some microwave chicken

>>212716600
Hey, I have a guitar and a synth too. And I've never had sex.

>>212715746
>inmates all know your last name and first initial, what you look like, and the general area that you live, likely what you drive as all at the absolute bare minimum
>in reality they also had their family and friends find your social media and know everything you post on there which will be your extended family, where your kids go to school, and where you live specifically
>heh no way they will discover who i am

>>212716619
i know the 'rational' side of things. i'm in my 30s now, i've just gone a bit mad. some of that is drugs, you can argue which way around it is.

don't actively want to die, don't want to go back to drinking/heroin, but if i don't wake up one day, i have to accept that. don't think it's 'the Jews' or 'the aliens' or any of that stuff, but i have lost my bearings on the scale of the world or the outside world. it might as WELL be magic, you know?

>>212717173
Try finding God.

>>212717133
>using social media in 2025
>posting about your kids online anywhere
Who would be so retarded?

>>212715382
>absofruitly
lmao

>>212717173
my response is grigori's speech in dragons dogma

>>212712992
>window is slanted upwards so you can't actually see any ground level scenery, only the sky
Grim

>>212714850
The average normalfag loses their mind if they go for a month without sex. Most would say they'd have killed themselves if they reached 20 without ever having had some form of sexual contact, God forbid not having even been kissed or romantically hugged. So yeah, it stands to reason why they'd view solitary as torture.

>>212716108
what'd you do jailanon? Beat someone half to death? Possess CP? Mail fraud? heroin trafficking?

>>212716600
pretty much, but mom keeps the fridge stocked, plenty of tendies, mayo, etc.

>>212711350 (OP)

>>212711350 (OP)
I had the best years of my life in an apartment smaller than this. Having your own shower/toilet and no cellmates seems like a huge luxury, if you're allowed to read books there's no problem with this setup

>>212717984
Michael Bay viewing setup

>>212711350 (OP)
An apartment like this goes for $1300 a month in my city

>>212718250
Triple that in New York City.

>>212716619
>facing life on a&b charge
really? You must have fucking destroyed the other person to be facing life, idk. I had to do eight hours once for being drunk in public, lol. I ran the show basically though, for the entire night.

>>212715674
A goon cave would be less embarassing

>>212717346
i've met actual schizophrenics and the like through recovery groups and they go that way. it's just not where my brain goes, you know? on some very earthly level i understand people do just need people. SOMETIMES it's 'being held by a woman' type feelings, i kind of get incels, but it's like we're all potential human-celibates waiting to happen.

>>212717563
don't know what this is.

anyway prison-anon, i hope you have a good life whatever happens. ideally NOT in prison, but it's that whole stoic thing of adjusting your responses, that's the part you can control.

>>212717676
Shouldn't have murdered all those people.

>>212714721
yeah i wanna walk around in a place where i’m likely to get stabbed for making eye contact with the wrong person

>>212715674
The things we own end up owning us

>>212712992
Imagine how much reading they get done in there. They’re probably imaginative as fuck and can write kino never before seen. Should we let prisoners write movies?

>>212720455
I think the only book you get is the bible

>>212720455

>>212715674
This is fucking nauseating

>>212711350 (OP)
>Post your set up for kino watching.

>>212721167
>to easy

>>212721116
https://youtu.be/IdzELztLkac?t=8

>>212721865
it seems 1/10 escapees is still on the loose

>How has Groves avoided law enforcement for so long?
>Multiple defense attorneys who have worked with Groves described him as intelligent and polite. Prosecutors in his cases say he is violent, manipulative and remorseless.
>“He’s the worst human being I’ve ever come across in my life,” said Ladd, the Orleans Parish assistant district attorney. “But he is a very charismatic, and I think that allows him the ability to kind of control people.”
>A former jail employee who became Groves’ girlfriend during his incarceration is accused of helping him coordinate the escape in advance by arranging phone calls that avoided the jail’s monitoring system. She is one of at least 16 people — many family members of the escapees — facing charges for providing transport, food, shelter and cash to the fugitives, most of whom stayed within New Orleans.
even violent prisoners with no future can get girlfriends willing to throw their lives away for them

>>212711432
that's a highly unusual configuration

>>212722790
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

>>212715674
i'm in hell

>>212715674

>>212722031
Yeah and she's a total babe too! She's 28 years old, doesn't look a day over 75!

>>212715605
This.

>>212712945
>sin is a like a
stopped reading there

>>212715674
If he wasn't doing this he'd be dismembering people. The tradeoff is perfectly acceptable in this case.

>>212712260
>>212712254
>>212712813
>>212712910
>>212715382
kek
This reposted demoralization thread isn't going as intended.

>>212721167
>To Easy LoL
lel fucking niggers

>>212714605
MCDONDALDS

>>212725060
>demoralization thread

How is this a demoralization thread? Who is being demoralized?

>>212711350 (OP)
comfy

>>212712945
>sin is a like a
SAAAAR

>>212717500
with leaks if they have your full name there's a good chance they can find your home adress or some form of phone number (if you're just an average person that hasn't taken appropriate measures). From there it is easy to get the rest of your information.

>>212711857
>All that's missing is a guy using pube cuttings to smoke
What did you say anon

>>212716409
What is toilet wine?

>>212717676
the whole facility is designed that way so that prisoners can't describe where they are or where their cell is located, making it difficult for them to coordinate an escape.

>>212711350 (OP)
Never been to prison/jail, but I've had my fair share of stays in the psych ward and one thing you start to realize about these setups is how well the entire room is designed to make it as difficult as possible to kill yourself

>>212723637
It would surprise you how many people would fuck that if you were in an environment where it’s all men and the only time you see women is in magazines or prison employees

>>212711350 (OP)
My bed and my phone

>>212711350 (OP)
Are you really in prison? How can you post if you're in prison? Or is your room designed like a prison?

>>212728070
Alcohol that you make while locked up. I collected oranges, squeezed them, added sugar and let that shit ferment. Went for about $5 or 5 ramen packages for a 20 oz bottle.

>>212712260
>>212712254
>>212712813
>>212712910
>>212712992
These cells break prisoners. You have to spend 23 hours a day in them. You think you'd be immune since you spend all your day inside on the computer, but these rooms literally turn people insane by giving them essentially 0 social contact apart from single words exchanged with guards. There's an ocean of difference between your life and this. Odds are it would break you.

>>212729653
>shit ferment
sounds about right

>>212728070
>>212729653
pruno

>>212716108
>being able to just shut the door
that's not how prison works

>>212717133
And I thought I was a pussy

>>212722031
source? Who is this Groves fella?

>>212723637
wtf
At least she has big tits

>>212729653
>20 oz
how many bottles to get drunk?

test

I also eat microwaved slop and speak to literally no one
I go outside only every month and a half or so to get groceries and have them just put in my trunk so I don't have to speak to anyone.
The crime? being a permavirgin
at least I get to play vidya...

>>212722031
The most normal looking one

>>212733064
Some of those are stretched or shrunk into squares.
Some editors have no concept of how or why you should using cropping to preserve aspect ratios.

>>212723637
Better than ending up like the booty pirate

>>212713826
Lol’d

>>212714763
you will start caring for it once the mentally castrating effect of your gaming PC and your smartphone wears off and you start craving for traditional healthy dopamine

>>212725032
people as in children

anyways I agree with you

>>212718219
I would rather not view Michael Bay in that way.

>>212727813
>giving your information to a social media website so that it can even be leaked in the first place
Again, who would be so retarded?

>>212715674
jesus how can you even focus on a screen when there's all these fucking rainbow lights flashing everywhere

>>212715674
This is like a bad acid trip in weebland

>>212715674
this is like some CIA torture room

>>212711350 (OP)
this is were the KINO is being watched

>>212715674
He walks like a homosexual

>>212721167
Caught all but a couple within days.

>>212712992
Holly shitty, it's better than my house

>>212715674
Annoying that he's playing playstation on the switch-themed tv and switch on the normal one.

>>212734741
>social media website
you seem to be misunderstanding, there have been leaks from government databases for most countries, even 1st world. Just existing legally somewhere means your info is out there, it has nothing to do with social media whatsoever. You'd have to be some truly off the grid survivalist that wasn't born in a hospital and never went to school or held down a job to be immune to leaks. Educate yourself anon.

>>212722031
>even violent prisoners with no future can get girlfriends willing to throw their lives away for them
I worked for the Justice Departement in my country (as IT) and the TRUE stories I heard about fem jail employee... Always the same. They help them escape in order for 'true love'. Those stupid femcel are so naive... God damn

>>212712992
This is unironically more than what I have now. I sleep on a cot without a mattress

>>212729834
Dude, I already do that. I thrive in that. I go to work, put my headphones on, and pray that some faggot client doesn't get his panties so twisted that one of my two coworkers needs to actually talk to me about how I need to know how to do their job for them. A good day is me, sitting in the corner half drunk, playing a MUD and getting paid to ignore the world around me. When the county fucks up, or an architect forgets how numbers work, and my first two lines of defense fail, then I have to do the unthinkable and talk to someone.