>no singles policy
Why are they like this?

>>212712996 (OP)
Why not just call it Swinger Cruise?

>>212712996 (OP)
no sane person would willingly go on a cruise

>>212713053
A boomer would. The reverse mortgages on those 5 houses isn't going to spend itself.

>>212712996 (OP)
I wonder what based Emma would have to say about this

>>212712996 (OP)
It's a lot cheaper if everyone is already paired up and fucking in their rooms, than if they have to entertain people meeting other people. And then there is the question of the ratio.

Presumably with no research or knowledge on whether or not this is even real the reason is that if single men were allowed it would be flooded with horny unfuckables as opposed to geriatric swingers bringing their wives

>>212712996 (OP)
Imagine the smell

>>212712996 (OP)

It's to prevent indians from signing up.
Black dudes bring along their fat gf/wife.
Old white "hubby" types bring along their fat wife.

But if they allowed singles in there would be a deluge of indians swarming over everything and sex pesting people nonstop. Not to mention that you can't really get away from them easily since you're stuck on a ship with them.

>>212712996 (OP)
I want to see all boomers die in the most horrific and painful ways.

>>212712996 (OP)
because it'd just be sad, lonely, horny men if they didn't
the ship would leave a wake of pure cum

>>212713327
This, any place where a hookup could happen would just be filled with dudes jacking it.

>>212713273
I was thinking that might be the case but I'm not really sure if jeets are cruisegoers even if bobs and vagene are on the line. Here in the US I don't think I've ever heard of them as being Carnival line fodder, that's blacks and mexicans

>>212713273
It would give new meaning to the "poop-deck"!

>>212712996 (OP)
I'm so PUMPED for this. My wifey her daughter and both of their bulls are going and I get all week to play Marvel Rivals. I'm PUMPED to get some games in with the new Spider-Man skin, I have anxiety so I can't play ranked but I will be web slinging in quick play all week if any other gamers want to team up! My ingame handle in Ahsoka Tano.

>>212712996 (OP)
a cruise costing 5 bongalongs will be a floating coffin anyway

>>212712996 (OP)
>sex cruise
>people breathing the same recycled air for weeks on end
wew lad

>>212713157
>you need a reverse mortgage to afford a cruise
why are you poor?

>>212713157
I dont think you understand how "affordable" cruises have become in the last 10 years and what kind of people that attracts

Otherwise it will just end up like the Timeleft app.