Thread 212714011 - /tv/ [Archived: 588 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:47:23 PM No.212714011
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>hi Mr President, its me. George!

How did the world's greatest president not realize this?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:48:46 PM No.212714064
>>212714011 (OP)
Christ, he looks like fucking shit.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:50:16 PM No.212714113
>>212714011 (OP)
Clooney is getting kind of sad in his old age. The hair dye, the mediocre as fuck directing, the vanity projects.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:52:08 PM No.212714176
>>212714064
>>212714011 (OP)

>Clooney holds a fundraiser for Biden
>Biden shows up
>Clooney looks like a deflated balloon late stage cancer person and is barely recognizable
>Biden doesn't recognize him
>Clooney get so upset at this slight against his ego that he immediately writes an op-ed piece to tank Biden's reelection run
>democrats are in full panic mode since they didn't prep for this shit at all
>run Kamala, an unpopular literal who option against charismatic Trump
>Trump wins easily
>if they managed to prop up Biden long enough to just get reelected he could've retired after a few months and the VP steps in

This timeline is due to Clooney's vanity.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:55:21 PM No.212714305
>>212714064
>>212714113
He was in hair and makeup for a stage role there. He looks like his normal self in this interview.
https://youtu.be/QTgHEtlSKI0?si=UScxgG3WvBz1QiYR
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:59:05 PM No.212714430
>>212714305
He still looks like he lost like 50lbs or more recently. Just shriveled up completely.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:59:08 PM No.212714431
>today on /tv/ disgusting incel freak OP canโ€™t believe 64 year old man has aged and looks like an old version of his younger self!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:59:56 PM No.212714460
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>>212714011 (OP)
>>212714064
>>212714113
>>212714176
>>212714305
is there a bigger "AHHHHHHHHHHH IM ACTING" hollywood zog faggot than george clooney? i fucking swear he has to be an animatronic NPC or something, this guy has always been a complete parody of himself, it's uncanny

one day they're going to pull the plug on this clown world simulator and i guarantee him and most of hollywood/politicians and people in power are going to be slimey lizards or interdimensional aliens or something
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:17:39 AM No.212715076
>>212714011 (OP)
what race is he?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:19:08 AM No.212715118
>>212714011 (OP)
Someone tell this freak he's not Cary Grant