In 2009 I saw Carrot Top standing in a Hertz rental car line at SFO airport

>>212714833 (OP)
I’m a celeb, ama

>>212714833 (OP)
Was he next to a celebrity?

i think i saw a local celebrity on a sidewalk once but im not sure we were walking opposite directions

>>212714833 (OP)
>celeb
>carrot top
get the fuck outta here...

I met Joan Rivers, she was a riot. felt my chest up too.

I once saw Aiden Gillen on the street and I asked him to do the stance from TDKR. He claimed he didn’t know what I was talking about. I told him not to bullshit me and after menacing him for a few minutes he finally agreed to do it

In high school I competed in a barefoot waterskiing contest with Jesus H Christ. He totally jewed me and cheated.

>>212714833 (OP)
Saw Jack McBrayer at a restaurant I went to. He looks exactly the same as he does on TV. Same haircut and everything. He caught me looking at him. That's my story

i hooked up with scarlett johansson in new orleans back in 2007