Why did he bomb the Pyramids exactly

It never happened, the real battle was not near the pyramids

>>212716248 (OP)
Who the fuck is genna stop him? England?

autism

Insurance job

>>212716323
>We're you there? No ,then shut up

pyramid didn't wanna get hit it shouldn'ta been standing there

All that time and money and they never fix his harelip

This movie should've tried to be a modern Waterloo. The weird sex relationship shit was agonizing

>>212716248 (OP)
Morale is everything in a battle. Destorying monuments like this has always been part and parcel of major battles all the way since ancient times where leaders would destroy the god statues of conquored nations..

>>212716508
This. I've studied it extensively and yeah he did bomb the pyramids

>>212716504
It helped destroy the dwarf's popular image, so in that sense it was a great success

>>212716508
heard he nuked the pyramid where elvis was buried... terrible stuff

>>212716248 (OP)
He hated the aliens that built them!

>>212716598
People would have actually seen the movie for that to happen though

>>212716248 (OP)
Help, I need to know in what order do I watch the Napoleon Cinematic Universe, do I watch it chronologically or release order?

Incidents in the Life of Napoleon and Josephine (1909)
Napoleon (1927)
The Fighting Eagle (1927)
Napoleon at St. Helena (1929)
Conquest (1937)
Désirée (1954)
Napoleon (1955)
War and Peace (1956)
Austerlitz (1960)
War and Peace (1966-67)
Waterloo (1970)
Eagle in a Cage (1972)
Love and Death (1975)
Time Bandits (1981)
The Hostage of Europe (1989)
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)
Blackadder: Back & Forth (1999)
Napoleon (tv miniseries) (2002)
The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
Napoleon Dynamite (2012)
Napoleon (2023)

>>212716714
We didn't do anything though...

>>212716858
Watch them alphabetically.

>>212716714
>Implying mexicans built the pyramids

>>212716248 (OP)
>here's the 20 something years old general I was talking about

>>212717285
No, not the kind of aliens that blow your butthole out with their food, the kind that stick things up your butthole ... for reasons. Both undocumented, btw

>>212717343
>Both undocumented
not true, they declassified a bunch of alien contact stuff recently when they were trying to get some habbening out of the news