Thread 212717503 - /tv/ [Archived: 663 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:34:34 AM No.212717503
49yearsold
49yearsold
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Milla Jovovich is 49 years old and currently has three projects in development.

How did she avoid the Mature Actress Curse?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:36:45 AM No.212717581
She's fucking the Producer.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:38:17 AM No.212717624
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>>212717503 (OP)
That rivalry got a definitive answer all of a sudden
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:39:25 AM No.212717658
I'd like to see Milla do more dramatic roles instead of action films because she really is a decent dramatic actress.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:56:20 AM No.212718285
>>212717503 (OP)
And even though I'll watch all three, they're probably going to flop.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:00:55 AM No.212718432
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>>212717503 (OP)
>made the best Mortal Kombat movie
>made Event Horizon
>got to put his hot wife in the Resident Evil
I think Paul W. Anderson won at life
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:21:17 AM No.212719112
probably making use of those lips if I had to guess
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:22:56 AM No.212719169
>>212717624
kate would look fine if it wasn't for that atrocious body
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:50:32 AM No.212720037
>>212717503 (OP)
how the fuck is she 49 years old? she was in goldeneye.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:54:42 AM No.212720163
>>212717503 (OP)
Yum
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:00:32 AM No.212720328
>>212717503 (OP)
shes the right kind of euro
just look at her kids, great dna when your offspring is like a younger/clone version of you
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:06:15 AM No.212720495
>>212717624
Someone get Kate a sandwich....
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:50:11 AM No.212721821
>>212717503 (OP)
No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morningโ€ฆ Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:51:45 AM No.212721877
>>212717503 (OP)
Adrenochrome.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:26:09 AM No.212722990
shedulesclashed
shedulesclashed
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>>212717503 (OP)
>>212721821
Our schedules clashed!
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:26:37 AM No.212723003
>>212717503 (OP)
By not turning into a lazy fatass like most women do after 30
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:27:31 AM No.212723036
>>212717658
>she really is a decent dramatic actress
kek
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:28:32 AM No.212723061
>>212717503 (OP)
Post her daughter coward. Shes the real cutie these days
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:29:28 AM No.212723090
>>212717503 (OP)
Too bad her movies are terrible. But hey a gals gotta eat.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:30:29 AM No.212723126
Daughter
Daughter
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>>212723061
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:31:59 AM No.212723176
>>212723090
she likes doing the kung fu parts, she doesn't make the movies shitty
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:35:19 AM No.212723299
>>212717503 (OP)
she tends to fuck people and then for some reason they decide to feature her in the movie they're making. It's a weird coincidence.
Looks-wise, she started off with good genes. She was a supermodel. I'm assuming that plus basic body maintenance helps keep her looking good. She used to be SUPER skinny, so when she put on some middle-aged weight, she didn't balloon out. Actors like Jennifer Lawrence won't fair so well.

She's not great at acting, though. She primarily does action flicks because she can look intense for awhile, then let her body double do a decent amount of the action. She makes a great femme fatale.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:35:34 AM No.212723308
>>212721821
Hey Milla. >>212721821
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:36:19 AM No.212723335
>>212717624
Kate Beckinsale will bounce back. She's going through some shit, but putting weight back on is easier than taking it off.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:36:28 AM No.212723339
>>212719169
With that utterly bogged face? I don't think so
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:37:59 AM No.212723399
>>212723339
lip injections arent real bogging, very temporary. if she was less skelly she'd have a regular shpaed face i think.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:53:17 AM No.212723853
Crypt
Crypt
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>>212717624
>>212723335
Somebody needs to tell these hoes that skinny milfs are fucking gross. Once past a certain age its better for a woman to be slightly overweight than old and underweight. Looking like the goddamn Cryptkeeper.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:10:12 AM No.212724337
>>212722990
>No one:
>Milla and MEEEE: SHORT GUYS HAHAHA AMIRITE?! THEY'RE SO STUPID AND GROSS!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:14:59 AM No.212724503
Fedora3
Fedora3
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>>212722990
>Our schedules clashed