>the SACRED JEDI TEXTS!

>>212718236 (OP)
>sacred jedi texts
>volume 1. why having sex is bad

>THE SACRED JEDI SNEED

Let’s be honest this was pretty based In its unexpectedness.

Why was Yoda acting like a crazy hobo? I thought he only did that to throw off Luke because he was in hiding

>>212718308
bad writing probably, he was only acting retarded in the original movies to test luke and that's it

>>212718308
because it is the thing that joe 85 IQ remembers about him

>>212718308
He was acting pretty reasonably, just laughing at his apprentice. The problem is that Frank Oz is too old now so Yoda laughing sounds exactly like Miss Piggy laughing.

>>212718277
>Volume 2. The importance of grooming before puberty

>>212718308
Rian Johnson's knowledge of Star Wars consists of spending five minutes watching YouTube clips so he probably thought Yoda was like that all the time

>>212718308
>Be Yoda
>Live for nearly a fucking millennium
>Die
>Continue to live as an invincible ghost
>Basically do whatever the fuck you want
>Mess with this whiny Skywalker faggot because you can
>"Muh sacred texts!"
>Ghost shit in Rey's cereal and watch her eat it
>Jack off
>Shit's great when you're Yoda

>>212718236 (OP)
Superman taught us again that movies can be good and not mean spirited subversions. It makes movies like The Last Jedi seem even worse by comparison.

>the sacred jedi dubs!

>>212718955

The. SACRED. Jedi texts?

>>212718955
checked them, have you?
thread derailers, they were not.

>>212718303
Were your expectations SUBVERTED?

>>212718236 (OP)
>the SACRED JEET TEXTS!

>>212718597
>volume 3: sisters are not for sexual

>>212719297
>the SACRED JEET TEXTS!
>poopanishads
>bhagavad shita

>>212718236 (OP)
Why at any point prior to this didn't Rey, Ghost Yoda, Chewbacca, or anyone else ever bother to ask Luke why he was holding on that junk if he claims to hate the jedi?

>>212718236 (OP)
>jedi order is organized religion
This is why they'll never do a Jedi Order similar to Hogwarts. The prequels established the jedi order as an organized religion and there's no way they would glorify something like that. This is why characters leaving the Jedi, like Ahsoka, is always portrayed as the height of honor. And characters clinging to the idea, like Luke, is portrayed as terrible and misguided.

>>212718236 (OP)
>watching that one camrip screenshot get so artifacted from being downloaded and reposted over and over it eventually turned into a red blob
I miss when /tv/ was litty.

>>212718236 (OP)
>mmmmm, Disney cares not for Star Wars sacred texts, why should I?

>>212718236 (OP)
I can't believe Yoda's in favor of book burnings

>>212718236 (OP)
>Fuck the books, Rey doesn't need them, she's already the greatest jedi ever.
>*cuts to Rey actually having the books*
What was the purpose of Yoda "burning" the books, again? What is the meaning of this scene? Was Yoda just trolling Luke for no reason?

>>212718236 (OP)
The Jedi never took their beliefs as religion. They would call it Historical Texts.

>>212722802
>I find your lack of faith disturbing
>Hokey weapons and ancient religions are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid
>Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes
> The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.
Multiple characters in Star Wars refer to it as a religion, including a character who is part of it

>>212719042
If they just did a straight adaptation of that game, it would still end up better than any of the Disney movies, so far.

>>212722444
Yoda is a funnier character than we have had before.