Thread 212719597 - /tv/ [Archived: 592 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:36:48 AM No.212719597
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Why does no one ever talk about how kino this was?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:38:50 AM No.212719664
It was a film. Not a movie or a kino.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:40:06 AM No.212719702
>>212719597 (OP)
Visually incredible but soulless
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:41:56 AM No.212719761
Because it's a 2 hour long video game cutscene Rajesh
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:42:28 AM No.212719782
>>212719597 (OP)
It isn't kino. It is actually worse than the sequel trilogy. This is the worst of Disney Star Wars. A soulless film devoid of any characters or a plot worth caring about. Just pack as many minorities as we can while we coast off of terrible fan service for losers to clap at.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:43:10 AM No.212719808
>>212719597 (OP)
who had the brilliant idea to keep making star wars stuff without any relevant jedis in it
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:44:03 AM No.212719837
>>212719597 (OP)
Because it wasn't that kino. The 3rd act is OK but nearly everything before that is both boring and substance-less.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:48:29 AM No.212719972
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>soulless
use real words to criticise cinema, not made up words that you read on /v/
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:49:32 AM No.212720004
>>212719597 (OP)
Andor makes it look a lot worse by comparison.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:54:13 AM No.212720146
>>212719972
Soulless is exactly what this movie is, you fucking faggot. This was no one's passion project. It isn't a story someone was begging to tell. It has no art behind it's craft. Not a single aspect of this film is inspired. Everything about this film was created by a committee. It is a corporate production that exists because Disney shareholders wanted another product to sell that year.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:55:13 AM No.212720181
>>212719664
It's content.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:55:46 AM No.212720195
That's like asking the pigs what they thought about the slop in the trough three weeks ago
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:56:02 AM No.212720204
>>212719597 (OP)
because at the end of the day it's still Star Wars and no one cares about it anymore
I agree that it's the best film
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:57:09 AM No.212720241
>>212720146
>This was no one's passion project.
It's certainly more passionate project than prequels.
>Everything about this film was created by a committee.
Care to explain why the said committee failed to do the same with Solo, ST, TCW, Rebels, Ahsoka, Mandalorian and Obi-Wan
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:05:03 AM No.212720453
>>212720241
>It's certainly more passionate project than prequels.
The prequels are dog shit, but to pretend there isn't passion behind them is stupid. The movies are a fucked up mess BECAUSE of Lucas failed at executing his vision.
>failed to do the same
Failed to do what? The Mandalorian didn't fail at anything. That show's dumb little mascot generated lots of merchandise sales and drove Disney+ subscriptions like the shareholders wanted.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:15:53 AM No.212720755
>>212719597 (OP)
Every year that passes crystalizes how fucking terrible the fanservice Vader was, and also the rest of the shit DEI caste. They managed DEI in a fucking Star Wars movie.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:21:34 AM No.212720908
Needed more saw.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:24:16 AM No.212720999
>>212720146
>>212720241
It actually was the passion project of a VFX supervisor at Lucasfilm. He had the idea during the prequel era and pitched it to Disney when they decided to do spin-offs. Didn't know much about his involvement on the actual production tho.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:44:02 AM No.212721630
>CGI Tarkin
>CGI Leia

It’s a travesty to use AI when real actors would have sufficed. Cast a lookalike, no one will care. That alone makes the movie worth dropping
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:47:30 AM No.212721739
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>>212720181
I think content is worse than bad (not woke bad, that's the worst) it kills the business in general. Dilutes interest.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:49:17 AM No.212721795
>>212721630
Solo gave Kathleen a hate boner for recastings, which is why they seem afraid to ever do it again. A shame since they could still do a film with the OT characters with new actores in the roles (set before TFA of course).
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:53:50 AM No.212721941
This movie wasn't bad and was better in terms of Film School 101 than any of the sequels
I would say the same about Solo
Ultimately the movie bungled two out of three plotlines - the old white guys building the superweapon was lame, the French Resistance stuff was pretty good, the Forest Whittaker shit was certainly weird enough that I didn't get bored. And as much as I love donnie yen his role and his shooty mans sidekick were retarded and needed to be cut
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:12:09 AM No.212722527
>>212721630
This. AI is Satanic and an affront to the Christian spirit and work ethic.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:19:16 AM No.212722773
It's okay. Andor definitely makes it a little bit better. Good space battle
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:00:38 AM No.212724052
>>212719597 (OP)
It's so incredibly boring... I don't know how anyone can enjoy it. The nothing characters, the nothing plot, the pointless action, what's there to like?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:07:09 AM No.212724235
>>212719782
>A soulless film devoid of any characters or a plot worth caring about
the sequel trilogy were three films devoid of any characters or a plot worth caring about
ie: Rogue One Won
protip: the new OT is Andor + Rogue One
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Craig T. Nelson
7/15/2025, 5:08:17 AM No.212724278
Cape shit the angry communist?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:11:59 AM No.212724399
>>212724052
Cinematography. Production. Characters. Story. Literally everything was kino.
Just because you are not hooked up to a drip system of adrenaline like most garbage marvel slop being pumped out. Vader was used perfectly in his cameos.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:58:08 AM No.212725723
I rebel
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:00:39 AM No.212725798
>>212724235
Everything you just mentioned is slop. There are are only two good Star Wars movies and everything else they have made has been different degrees and shades of SLOP.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:11:52 AM No.212726060
>>212725798
thanks for informing us
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:13:10 AM No.212726100
>>212719597 (OP)
Wildly overrated
The soft bigotry of low expectations
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:16:25 AM No.212726194
>>212719664
Nah it was a flick
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:18:37 AM No.212726263
>>212719597 (OP)
Is that the one with planet killer. Star Wars clones had an issues with it, they are probably covering up.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:19:28 AM No.212726284
>>212719782
>It is actually worse than the sequel trilogy
TFA: We got no story lets make an A New Hope remake
TLJ: Have no idea whats in the mystery box so do whatever you want
ROS: Somehow Palpatine returned
And the greatest sin: The sequels posioned my wife's career
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:19:45 AM No.212726291
>>212719597 (OP)
Because it had one good scene, and it wasn't Vader related.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:20:12 AM No.212726308
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HOLY SHIT!!!!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:22:25 AM No.212726361
>>212719597 (OP)
a lot of people did
it was carrying the entire franchise on it's back for years
the only real complaint people had is that it pandered to fans too much