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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:50:53 AM No.212723771
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Watching this kino right now, there are some damn fine action scenes in this, it’s probably emmerichs best movie. But other than that I kinda hate it, the villains are just way to cartoony and over the top, it’s literally like watching any wwii movie. Do they really hate the British this much? I get revenge is a simple motivator for a story, but fuck man it’s like every single arc in the movie is just Mel losing a family member. The movie has some great performances, it’s nice to see Odo and there’s a dude in this from an episode of TNG I love that kills himself, but had some good lines. Other than that what’d I think about it and what’s some other revolutionary war kino I can watch?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:53:20 AM No.212723855
>>212723771 (OP)
>cartoony and over the top
No, the English really were giant cunts when they thought they ruled the world.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:55:05 AM No.212723898
>>212723855
I believe that, I don’t believe that a British officer would shoot a white unarmed child in the back in full view of his men. There are limits and as I said I understand the need for revenge as a simple plot tool, this shit just got out of hand
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:55:25 AM No.212723913
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reminder that this movie has lots of historical inaccuracies. We didn't burn any church, hell we didn't even shoot Washington when he was fleeing.

Although this film did accurately portray ameripigs committing war crimes by shooting officers.

It was a mistake letting these uncultured swines free
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:55:56 AM No.212723930
>>212723898
Yeah it's complete Braveheart level nonsense
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:59:28 AM No.212724025
>>212723913
What’s a lil fragging between frens?

>>212723930
Did braveheart show them burning a church full of civilians? Because I like brave heart (and honestly I do like this) but I doubt that Mel would’ve shat on the British as hard as emmerich does here
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:01:05 AM No.212724065
The Patriot
The Patriot
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reminder that this movie has lots of historical inaccuracies. We didn't burn any church, hell we didn't even shoot Washington when he was fleeing.

Although this film did accurately portray ameripigs committing war crimes by shooting officers.

It was a mistake letting these uncultured swines free
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:04:20 AM No.212724154
>>212724065
You just posted this…
Also the British did burn a handful of churches during the American revolution they just didn’t do it with civilians still inside
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:11:33 AM No.212724385
>>212724025
the US is a little fuckup that was kicked out at 16 for being a drugged up little shit, and England is the dad that kicked it out.
the US doesn't want to admit it has anything to do with England, that it just spontaneously came into being, that it was 'americans' who discovered and founded it.
it's deranged. and so they operate this media circus decade after decade where they can tell people how bad their dad was, so they can feel better about themselves and justify their foul behaviour now they're a drugged up middle aged faggot instead of just a teenage one.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:18:14 AM No.212724611
>>212724065
compare english ww2 films with american ww2 films. then you see the real american mindset.
>english film - the one that got away
>shows respect for the enemy, based on a real story
>american film - YEEHAWWW, GALD DONG IT
>generally shows american faggots executing unarmed german officers while laughing at them
the americans in the ww2 films look and behave like orcs.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:19:07 AM No.212724652
>>212724385
I can’t think of anything before or after this movie that portrays the British as flat out evil. During the revolution sure, the movie is allegedly based on old war time propaganda about one successful British colonel. But it was also directed by a gay German and written by the Jew that wrote saving private ryan, so that’s why the British were all cartoons because that’s how he thinks about the world

But don’t be to mad about it limey, sure you got your butt kicked by a better people during the revolution. Let’s just enjoy the history we’re building tomorrow rather than the asskickickings of yore
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:21:20 AM No.212724721
>>212724652
The UK parliament basically supported the revolution. It was clearly a continuation of the English Civil War.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:23:23 AM No.212724767
>>212723771 (OP)
>what’s some other revolutionary war kino I can watch?
1757 would like a word https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BxDpOu3cD0

The two daughters of a random colonel causing so much carnage with their snatches was made up (white man is a dog to his women after all), but some of the characters were real and given enough time, something like this happened somewhere on the frontier, surely.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:32:01 AM No.212725035
>>212724611
Sounds like someone is a little salty the Deliveroo man was late with their takeout curry.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:33:25 AM No.212725072
>>212724721
Your butthole is a continuation of the English civil war
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:37:28 AM No.212725167
>>212724652
the french navy were the only problem the english faced. if you read into history instead of hollywood propaganda, you'll find you didn't do well on land, and that the english withdrew as they were currently fighting the dutch, spanish and french empires simulatenously.
you guys were at the time a dirt patch 3,000 miles away that wasn't worth the time.
the english navy did a quick pass, blew up the white house, fired off their remaining shells so they would have a lighter load for the sail back, and permanently scared your psyches to the point where your national anthem has the moment permanently recorded.
real anthems have tales of victory, yours is you cowering in a bunker while being nuked.
as for other examples, the 80s and 90s had almost exclusively briddish villains - always intellectual, always of higher breeding, while the low class witless orc thugs are the 'hero',
either way, we all lost after ww2 - no one has their own country anymore and it's reached the point where i'd rather have a total apocalypse than see any of this puke continue.
i'd shake your hand as the asteroid looms closer before splitting the world in half and sending the remaining fragments to freeze solid before being pulling into the sun a few orbits later.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:39:36 AM No.212725226
>>212725035
really can't understand the mentality or why americans are like that in film. is it just low iq or a devout will to be evil
england has the tale of them playing football with the germans on christmas day.
america has the tale of them massacring every male over the age of 10 in the philipines for 2 years as government mandate.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:40:15 AM No.212725240
>>212725167
We lost most major battles yes and literally invented guerrilla warfare, but we still won brother man
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:43:29 AM No.212725324
>>212725240
we all lost.
the english civil war was funded by jews in the netherlands to remove the obstacle of the monarchy as they'd been banned by them from england for 300 years.
the american civil war was over a 2% tax, and the first thing the founding fathers did was instate a 30% tax.
'we' never win.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:45:29 AM No.212725371
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:48:59 AM No.212725465
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>>212723771 (OP)
>americans betray the crown so their daughters can fuck niggers
american revolution unironically destroyed the world
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:49:31 AM No.212725477
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:51:21 AM No.212725530
>>212725477
wonder what happened to mr gibson to make him forever want to turn himself into a berserker against english in every film. he even did it in waterworld when it was supposed to be the apocalypse.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:54:39 AM No.212725613
>>212725530
>gibson
>waterworld
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:20:43 AM No.212726322
>>212725530
his family is irish
people think he's australian when he doesn't even have australian citizenship
only irish and american one
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:31:51 AM No.212726610
>>212723913
Nice government you have these days.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:55:40 AM No.212727133
>>212723771 (OP)
>Do they really hate the British this much?
>they
you are a damn dirty limey and you have no business watching this american movie for americans
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:56:13 AM No.212727150
>>212723771 (OP)
>1776
witty musical about the signing of the declaration of indenpendance
>drums along the mohawk
movie that shows the frontier side of the war, with native americans that act like hordes of zombies

>northwest passage
not set in the revolution but the french and indian war. good adventure film
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:55:55 AM No.212728511
>>212725167
They blew up a house that didn't exist yet?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:59:39 AM No.212728595
>>212723771 (OP)
based. i watched it on the weekend. so good.