a fucking horse... really?

>>212724114 (OP)
Lmao...this Uma horse anime is getting dangerously too big and fast.

First of all Nolan is an idiot.

Second of all I guarantee you he thinks the Oddesy is historical.

And finally isn't that crack whore mullato Zendaya the face that sailed a thousand ships?

Nah nigga I'll pass.

>>212724114 (OP)
Did nobody stop to think "hmmm this giant horse might be big enough to hold people inside...."

>>212724737
Why would anyone think that

>>212724114 (OP)
IT WAS A FUCKIN HORSE

>>212724114 (OP)
How did they poop and piss inside the horse without making it smell?

>>212724861
they ate each others shit and piss, brad pitt had a enormous ass in that movie so Id bet he shat a shitton, enormous amounts surely

>>212724684
First of all the film under discussion is Troy not Odyssey.
>Reddit spacing
You have to go back

>>212724684
It was directed by Wolfgang Peterson you insufferable faggot. Yes the Illiad happened. It wouldn't be such a popular epic if it wasn't true.

>>212725294
Point me on a map to to the city of Troy

Do you really believe Achilles existed?

>>212725440
yeah of course Achilles existed, humans were capable of much more before we became complacent and lazy

>>212724114 (OP)
who writes this shit lmao

>>212725576
You dumn low Iq nigger. I would've slapped the shit out of you if you said this to me irl.

>>212725696
I'd watch you slap him, then step in right as you were overextended and kick your legs out so you'd fall over and look foolish.

>>212725806
I'd be to the side filming the whole encounter on my phone while yelling "WORLD STAR"

>>212725440
The city believed to be Troy was discovered in the 1800s or someshit in Turkey. Next question, faggot.

>>212725965
It wasnt, you are stupid, no one believes that today, and again point me to it on a map which you can't because you are mis remwmbering a very old story that has been repeated.

The city you are probably referencing has no ancient Greek name that can be referenced but it was where archeology discovered the fact that they used to bury their kings standing up. Which is super rare from 3k+ old civilizations. But only kooks like Graham Hancock thinks it was Troy. It isn't on a bay.

>name a horse after a computer virus
>it infiltrates a city and destroys it from within
??? who writes this shit

>>212726068
Troy is somewhere on the Turkish coast. Yes historians believe it's real. The Trojans were not Greeks. The Romans believed they were descended from them.

>>212725696
You are brown

>>212726270
And your face will be red and blue if you don't stfu.

>>212726213
You genuinely have no clue what you are talking about. We know for a fact the Oddesy and illiad were written by Ionians. It is conjecture that they stole the stories from the Mycenans. Who wrote them and how many years it took is up for debate but it's pretty concrete the Ionians conquered Greece about 750 BC and we know damn well Greek children were reading "Homer" in 400 BC

europeans in the 12th century believed that purgatory was as real as castle stirling. This probably did happen but I'm sure it was exaggerated

>>212726417
sounds like you are just making dubious claims

>>212724737
I don't know. troy was a myth until they actually found the ruins in the 50s or whatever.

I lost my virginity fucking a girl named Helena whilst watching this movie. It was a GREAT experience.

>>212724684
>Second of all I guarantee you he thinks the Oddesy is historical.
It is

>>212724684
This>>212729562

>>212724737
Lel

>>212726068
>The city you are probably referencing has no ancient Greek
Why would it? The war of Troy takes place in the Bronze age. For the Greeks it was already ancient history.

>>212726417
This guy knows his shit. The Illiad and The Oddyssey were written by black people about African events and the Greeks stole them and made them about themselves.