Reminder Criterion Closet videos are all scripted and fake

You're dumb af if you seriously think these airhead celebs watch foreign artsy bullshit during their spare time.

i dont watch that shit and i dont care

>>212724980 (OP)
Why does she look like a Muppet?

>>212724980 (OP)
The ones who plan to write/direct, or are in a position to chase/choose directors might learn a bit of movie history.

>>212725000
this but unironically

>>212724980 (OP)
I don't care if she watches Street Sharks on repeat as long as she takes her tits out on film

DOOOD EVERYTHING FAKE HAHAHA TV THEY SAY LINE SOME GUY WROTE THIS IS GENIUS INSIGHT BY ME

>>212724980 (OP)
Hideo Kojima's seems pretty legit given the kind of films and music he enjoys.

>>212724980 (OP)
>person in the movie industry is interested in movies?
>nah, can't be

>>212724980 (OP)
Movie are their lives, desu. They’re probably into more than you’d think.

>>212724980 (OP)
she's an actress, any kind of movie is a review material for her and every one in her line of work.

Everything is scripted, even how people will react to your post.

>>212724980 (OP)
Of course it is. They're actors. They act for a living. Do you honestly think their every action in front of a camera isn't massively curated? Of course their selections would be as well. Whenever they get caught drunk badmouthing a spouse or significant other or end up dying in a hot tub are the most honest moments in their lives

>>212724980 (OP)
What the fuck are you talking about? They literally make movies for a fucking living.

>>212724980 (OP)
Oh shit, that movie is actually a really good cinema verite kino and I've never heard anyone mention it. I rented it from my local mom and pop video store when it came out in the 2000s because it was on the indie/small distributor new release wall and looked interesting. I wonder who told this broad to watch it.

>>212725243
No, IaTSE makes movies for a living, SAG just does what they are told

>>212725232
Why do women show bra strap in public, like it isn’t total,y lewd and luciouswious to men’s penis?

>>212724980 (OP)
Yeah it's not like they ever took acting classes and studied acting and watched a bunch of classic or innovative films as a part of that

>>212724980 (OP)
sure but porn and wrestling remain real so i'm not concerned.

>>212724980 (OP)
What would happen if they locked an actress in the Criterion Closet for a month, by accident?

>>212724980 (OP)
they used to be genuine before normies started watching them
now they're tightly controlled by pr people so they don't pick anything problematic

Sounds like insecure projection, OP.

>>212724980 (OP)
Some are real, some are fake. You can always tell the difference by what they pick and how they talk about it. The real ones have a genuine connection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FqyB5edf38

>>212724980 (OP)
The funniest one was Paul Dano because he was so up his own ass that he didn't even bother to say what movies he picked or show the covers while he waxed pretentious about them. Classic.

>>212725505
she is a porn star lena paul

>>212724980 (OP)
I don't think they're scripted and fake. I just think they're boring now because there's only so many movies in the Criterion Closet.

>>212726102
then you're a moron

>>212726152
Okiedoke

>>212725000
checked and FPBP-pilled

>>212726102
Celebrity wank has always been boring though?

>>212724980 (OP)
Yes, nobody could possibly require anything more intellectually stimulating than capeshit and Master and Commander.

>>212724980 (OP)
desu i find most of their picks plebeian
viggo is a real one tho

>>212724980 (OP)
I've wanted to fuck her ever since she was brutally killed in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

>>212725505
>luciouswious

Be honest. How many of you have seen or even heard of Take Out?

>>212726350
Only after watching red rocket for the first time and looking up Kevin baker’s movies or whatever his name is

>>212726350
she chose it because it was directed by sean baker, you insufferable gaylord.

>>212726278
I’m sorry, I was a little lightheaded from seeing the bra strap and it effected or affected my spelling

>>212724980 (OP)
they only became scripted when the billionaire bought the company

fun fact - he has ties to cia and kennedy family

>>212726525
Why is he dressed like a 007 villian with a face to match?

I legit believe their agents hire people to put together a "good" list. Though you have some real ones like patterson

>>212726517
Fair enough, lena paul is wife material after all

>>212724980 (OP)
yeah it's totally insane that actors and theatre kids could be into artsy movies...

great take dude....

>>212726512
Who? I saw Take Out in a little arthouse in the 2000s. I haven't thought about it since then.

>>212726552
probably because he is a fucking bond villain
also he's produces wes anderson films despite them flopping.

>>212724980 (OP)
I remember my video stores criterion corner. They lost all credibility when they included Armageddon kek

>>212728123
retard

What are some other dogshit criterion films?

>>212728147
Nigger

>>212724980 (OP)
why does aznude not host her Anora nudes?

>>212728123
I remember that too. Whenever anyone brought up the CC as some sort of marker of quality I'd immediately pipe up about how I loved the CC for that reason and how Armageddon was one of the greatest movies of all time.

>>212728123
Criterion never said they won't do terrible movies.

>>212728279
Kek
I’d do that too but no one I know ever mentions Criterion at all:(

>>212725505
I’ve seen her take 2 cocks in her asshole at the same time, who gives a shit about her bra strap

>>212724980 (OP)
I love jewish women so much bros

>>212724980 (OP)
You're dumb af if you think it takes some sort of special intellect to watch a movie that's in the criterion collection.

I still laugh remembering this one
And you guys say actresses are all dishonest

>>212728635
how long until that statue was inserted into an orifice on her body, do you think?

>>212728635
>jewish
>yellow skin
>chinese eyes
>chinese hair
What kind of Jew is she?

>>212728689
Image how insufferable she is in real life if she thinks this is some insightful flattering thing to say about herself.
Sounds like a huge case of hot girl syndrome, never developed a personality Becuase everyone does everything for her being hot, and expects nothing.
Image trying to live with her, the sink would never be wiped down. She’d ask you to make her bowl of cereal

>>212728833
the irony is shes mid as fuck but exists during an atrociously mid era

>>212728689
>actress who hates movies
Like Rachel Ziegler?
Dumb bitch can’t breathe with her head up her zoomer ass

>>212724980 (OP)
truth nuke

just as fake as late night TV appearances
and those dumb wing eating youtubes

how do people watch this crap

>>212724980 (OP)
Seems like some hardcore projection on your part, OP; not everyone is a slopper.

>>212728778
The best kind

>>212728123
>Armageddon
Are you fucking serious lmao, hell I can name 2 late 90s movies about meteors that were much better

>>212728778
>What kind of Jew is she?
Khazarian
>>212728635
>I love jewish women so much
Problem is much like Latinas they either bog or wall super hard compared to other races.

>>212724980 (OP)

>>212729105
>shes mid as fuck
She looked older than Chris Pratt in Electric State, she's giving our gen an even worse image than it already has lol

>>212729105
Nigga you gay

>>212724980 (OP)
You're dumb if you think artsy people watch artsy movies? Why do you think these people become actors, you moron? Unless it's some bimbo, they'll all drama kids who love art, grew up watching foreign movies and acting in experimental theatre.

>>212729326
based blind bro

>>212729350
>artsy people
>actresses, especially zoomer ones
You poor bastard.

>>212724980 (OP)
The independent movie theater in my town is full of the most shallow, fake and retarded people you will ever meet. If you want to be surrounded by integral and smart individuals, film might not be the best hobby for that.

I like films because they give me personal satisfaction and not for the quality of the people that also watch them. Grow up.

>>212728689
she was thrown into the industry as a kid and has been very vocal about being in it for the money because she grew up with a broke ass family. She has never claimed to be a good actress or even an artist, she just wants to get paid and live life. You can hate her for being so nonchalant about the opportunities that life gives her but not for being dishonest or whatever. She doesn't care.

>>212729616
Damn Drake go to sleep

>>212724980 (OP)
Is she sex?

>>212726525
He looked like Charlie from Smiling Friends.

send these celebrities to real video stores

>>212724980 (OP)
>be invited into Criterion Closet
>awkwardly grab Salo, Straw Dogs, Sweet Movie, Blue is the Warmest Color, Pink Flamingos, and Flesh for Frankenstein

>>212730357
I just noticed how asymmetrical her eyes are

>>212724980 (OP)
All I care about is: has this actress done nude scenes?

>>212728123
Fincher's Benjamin Button, The Others (the Kidman one) and Personal Shopper (the KStew one) also feel like weird outliers.

>>212725159
Okay. But it literally is scripted. I don't know why this hurts you. It is a literal scripted commercial designed to sell you boutique label dvds.

>>212730646
>Fincher's Benjamin Button
Unforgivable with how they butchered the Source material.
I DEMAND a Spanish-American War and turn of the century kino that isn't about fucking immigrants or cowboys.

>>212725687
>so they don't pick anything problematic
like what exactly?

>>212730891
I guess, like, 120 Days of Sodom or something.

>>212724980 (OP)

you know not all middle aged adults spend their time watching live action comic i.e. childrens movies

>>212724980 (OP)
i buy it

Anora was a good flick, but I have no clue how that shit won an Oscar. She must have been laughing her ass off.

>>212725028
I’ve literally always said this. She’s so fucking ugly I can’t dude. The fucking Jews have got to go man

>>212724980 (OP)
>foreign artsy bullshit
Why are ESL's hopeless at determining the proper order of English adjectives? Especially spics with their ridiculous retard-language where adjectives are postpositive.

>>212725687
>now they're tightly controlled by pr people so they don't pick anything problematic
they only have films that are 'criterion', it's not every film ever made in the world.
this is an advertisement for people to buy criterion's versions of these films.
how is this difficult to understand?

>>212726278
stop the bullshit man

>>212728154
i don't know what the fuck they were thinking

>>212726273
she looks like average Turk girl

>>212724980 (OP)
If I was a celeb I wouldn't agree to pretend to like something I've never seen because what if it's slop?

>>212724980 (OP)
it isn't a closet it is a set.

>>212732823
isn't it the mobile version of the closet?

>>212724980 (OP)
>Criterion Closet videos are all scripted and fake
No shit.
Although it takes almost no effort to watch a 2 hour movie.
that's why it's much more common to be a cinema snob, than a literary one.

>>212730357
It's called Konbini Video Club
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6yqY0TQJgwcSGYD6a2P4YgpHIp-HCzZn
Longer videos than Criterion and they're not advertising their products.

>>212724980 (OP)
Anyone can watch a film man. Its not like she’s going on camera saying she benches 500 lbs or something

>>212726273

>>212729289
Looks ike Dan Hentschel.

>>212733295
>Anyone can watch a film
/tv/tards can't comprehend this extremely difficult concept. Everybody else has to be a below-90 IQ capeshit consumer just like them.
If people watch something slightly different or "old" they must be pretentious or faking it.

>>212732455
I want a Turkish girl so fucking bad

>>212733063
I'm pretty open about the fact that I'm a movie buff because I'm too much of an ADHD riddled, brainrotted zoomer to read

>>212724980 (OP)
This is like saying Bill Gates and John Carmack must be lying and don't actually know anything about technology when they start talking about computers. These people's whole lives revolve around film, of course a lot of them are into artsy cinema. And of course a good portion of actors really are just airhead retards who only watch dumb shit but those guys don't show up in these videos because it would be rather pointless

>>212733735
This nigga's a mark. He'll believe anything.

>>212733778
>everything's a conspiracy

>>212724980 (OP)
Nigger its fucking art films, not some classified information. Get off your high horse, anyone can fucking type "art movie recs" on google. Retarded fuck.

>>212725638
i shouldnt have giggled but i did

>>212724980 (OP)

>>212724980 (OP)
Reminder that op is brain-dead fuck wit. Who is just jealous that these people are successful why cunt fuck op still lives with his parents and is a failure at life

>>212725159
>DOOOD EVERYTHING FAKE HAHAHA TV THEY SAY LINE SOME GUY WROTE THIS IS GENIUS INSIGHT BY ME
My Friends worked in TV production 7 years ago. It's all fake. They work with the celeb to put products throughout the house, and then promote it.

Reality shows? Fake Shows like Storage wars? Fake. The shows producers plan the episode and plant products in the storage units ahead of time.

Each character is scripted. And if it's not scripted, they are definitely directed. Basically told "act this way and say these things. Make it look natural."

>>212734028
wow everything's fake
televison? fake
moon landing? fake
9/11? fake
faggot pedophiles? fake
you rotten brain? fake
YOUR MOMS CUNT? ALSO FAKE

>>212724980 (OP)
sexo with this marlboro gilf please

>>212729350
>Why do you think these people become actors
Money and fame.
>acting in experimental theatre
Is that what they're calling the casting couch now?

>>212732066
was the best movie that year, what else should have won

Speaking of Anora, I'm getting pretty tired of dramas where everyone is just fucking screaming. It's the drama flick equivalent of a horror movie's jump scare. It's a cheap trick that tickles our lizard brain response, whether there's actual depth behind it or not.

>>212733735
>of course a good portion of actors really are just airhead retards who only watch dumb shit
you're thinking of the staff/crew. actors/directors are way too into film.
maybe some random retard "actors" like jason mewes or justin timberlake who just show up and play 1 character because the audience likes it, but any actual actor takes the medium very serious.

>>212734065
bad tits

>>212734337
Baffling the kind of shit you people believe.

>>212734370
which serious actors do you think are just out here jerking off capeshit and dogshit rom coms, stoner comedies etc?

>>212724980 (OP)
Yeah in reality they must be only interested in shitposting over capeshit on /tv/ like you

>>212724980 (OP)
OP is a nigger that cares too much about DVDs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfF053GTFrY

>>212725513

American actors don't take acting classes. They get cast on TV when they're 8 and go from there. It's why we have to import all our talent from overseas.