>It's a Truman finds out she has a bf episode
will the humiliation ritual ever end?

>>212727040 (OP)
>It's a truman's gf suddenly blocks him on all social media and ghosts him with no explanation after dating for two years
Insane, no one would possibly believe this could happen in real life

>>212727040 (OP)
>came to his work today
>never had done more than briefly interact with
>chats and laughs with him for a while
>waves goodbye and says "It was nice to see you"
>Truman, instinctively, knows better than to get his hopes up

>yes Truman I watched you take your first step
>I saw your first viewing of 2 girls 1 cup
>I even remember your first goon sesh
>you can’t leave Truman
>there’s still so much depraved cooming to watch
>I KNEW that wasn’t ice cream the girls were eating!

>>212727040 (OP)
>he has a she
I'm... I mean Truman is so alone bros...

>>212727232
I would legit consider suicide no cap

>>212727486
>killing yourself over some whore
ngmi

>>212728065
>what is love

>>212728095
>love
Are you 12?

>>212727040 (OP)
Can you imagine what it would be like to find out that all the times you jerked off while wearing your sister’s bra or having the dog lick your asshole were televised to the world? I would never leave the TV show due to embarrassment.

>>212727232
She sounds insufferable

>>212727040 (OP)
>its a "Truman uses a hidden camera as a sounding rod" episode
This again? Stop making pencil cameras guys

>>212728574
Kek

>its a Truman finally gets a chance with his oneitis of 10 years but his dick wont get hard so he panics and asks her to be his gf and she gets out of the bed and asks him to leave so he gets black out drunk and cussed her out on the phone the next night then tries drinking himself to death and wakes up in the hospital the next morning and has been sober since then a year and a half later episode
This one is oddly relatable

>>212727040 (OP)
>Its a Truman gets served by a cute barista and instantly day dreams about spending the rest of his life with her episode

>>212728888
One of the most visually BPD woman to ever exist

>>212728917
I can fix her

>>212727486
Anthony Bourdain posting from the grave

>>212728105
Some people acquire it

>>212727232
How did you handle it heh. My gf of 6 years left me a 3 page note on our TV after I finished my 40 hrs week and came home and then turned her phone off for 3 days to go camping. She then sent my bro from 2 hours away to come help me move my shit back home. Absolutely incredible the jarring sense of your world changing so fast

>>212728888
I fucking hate people pouring my drinks to the edge, yes I have mildly shaky hands

>>212728190
Eventually it would become a fetish and you wouldn't be able to coom without the knowledge that billions of people knew about it every time. You literally wouldn't be able to get it up after leaving the TV show and would get arrested for public indecency and put on the sex offender registry. But then you'd tell your neighbors that you were a pervert and that might actually help your fetish so .. win/win I guess?

>>212729081
Need a little booze in that coffee don't you alcie

>>212728095
Baby don't hurt me

>>212727040 (OP)
>It's a Truman ends the night getting drunk on boxed wine and masturbating to fetish porn episode

>>212727040 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikYMbakxaVY

>>212727486
You mean homie?

>>212727040 (OP)
It’s a truman’s schizophrenia is so bad that even the demons are getting tired of talking to him episode
hope Truman pulls through

>>212729128
The biggest advertising campaign for The Truman Show would be Truman having to go door to door telling people he was a registered sex offender. His fetish for being watched would escalate quickly, he’d eventually have sex with animals and appliances and those appliances would be advertised on the show.

>>212729023
kek

>>212728888
>cute
you see big boobs and nothing else

>>212729850
I'm an ass man

>>212729306
Wholesome chungus reply

>it’s a Truman shoots up a school and the actors have to work overtime to gaslight him into thinking he dreamed the whole thing episode
It’s the eighth time, how does he keep thinking all those kids coincidentally moved out?

>>212728888
>>212728917
you can just tell this bitch is insane in bed
>>212729850
yes.

>>212730340
Anti Reddit bullies will be killed

>>212727040 (OP)
>it's another "Truman goons for 16 hours straight to insanely fucked up porn on his 4 monitors" episode

>It's a Truman is paralyzed by indecision episode
>This time it's about spending what little youth he has left differently but doesn't do anything new or different
This shit again?

>>212729850
She also have cute, pale skin and big green eyes. Booba is just icing on the top