>Gobleki Tepi
>Therefore, the ancient Atlanteans were alien psychics who built the pyramids using sonic levitation, taught all math and science to lesser races, and built all of their cities on coastlines that later sank into the ocean so we couldn't find them
>Any attempt to say otherwise is because there's a cabal of evil archeologists who control all knowledge

>>212728476 (OP)
Seems reasonable...
For a Dan Brown novel

>>212728476 (OP)
>WTF is Gobekli Tepe?
>Radiocarbon dating is bullshit!
>Do you know who I am?
>*aggressively chain smokes cigars*

>>212728476 (OP)
So you apparently lost the argument yesterday and decided to modify your argument? HanCOCK wins again.

>>212728476 (OP)
Unless he's questioning the entire chronology of the ancient world before the 11th century, he's not a serious conspiracy theorist

>>212729797
I think giving the powers that be the past thousand years is being impossibly generous. I don't believe the 1800s were remotely like what we're told. Shit, things TODAY aren't what we're told. Question everything, as the Science Channel once said before the shamdemic.

>>212728476 (OP)
He didn't say that.

>>212728476 (OP)
why is pseudoarchaeology cringe but cryptozoology cool?

>>212729836
I'm saying that jews and jesuits have added centuries to the chronology that didn't happen. Any time there's a (((dark age))), it means historians can't explain why there's a massive gap in history based on their conventional knowledge.

Yes

>>212728476 (OP)
Did you search all of the Sahara? Didn't think so.

>>212729992
the idea that there are big ape men walking around in the woods is way cooler and funnier than "actually, like, um, human history is like, kind of older"

>>212729703
I kind of understand his frustration, imagine having to deal with crazy haired, bearded weirdos and their crackpot theories about ancient stone structures every day. It would drive anyone crazy.

>gobleki tepe
>*basically lies*
>younger dry ass
>*makes things up*
>stone levitation by throat singing
>*high on ayahuasca*

Dibble'd raw ngl

>>212731130
>>212730673
>>212730765
>normies lie constantly about Hancock
>Hancock is still based and loved by non redditors

>>212728476 (OP)
>what i'm suggesting isn't even a theory, it's just a hypothesis
Straight from the horses mouth.

>>212728476 (OP)
Pretty much.

>>212731333
He and his ilk constantly say mainstream archeology is just a cabal of liars suppressing the truth to make themselves look smart.

There's nothing to say the Egyptians didn't psychically vibrate the blocks or the pyramid in place, but to even suggest we don't know that they did or did not have access to science fiction construction tools will get you cancelled by the established archeological cabal. That's very curious

>>212731874
And you believe this isn't true of pretty much every academic organization?

>>212731965
>get you cancelled by the established archeological cabal.
The good thing is that you can become richer and more famous than any Mainstream Archaeologist could ever dream of, through Netflix streaming deals, book sales and stuff that the average retard eats it up.

>>212732142
Retard. All of Graham's money goes into getting the message out there. If he was really making the Big Bucks, don't you think he would fund his own archaeological digs? (((They))) want him to die Desittute and Penniless.

>>212732188
I never said that, you dravidian.

>>212732188
>his own archaeological digs
He knows nothing about digging or where to do it, he just waits for mainstream archaeologists to discover something, like Gobekli Tepe, and then makes up some wild theories about it.

>>212732335
So the book he spent 31 years writing was his wild theories on something discovered after you wrote a book on it? STF up.

>>212732003
I'm not telling you my beliefs until you denounce the trowelmud aka diggers aka "archaelogists".

>>212732219
>>212732335
>shills immediately come crawling out of the woodwork

>>212728476 (OP)
>built all of their cities on coastlines that later sank into the ocean
not so smart then

>>212732386
>denounce the trowelmud aka diggers
fucking double kek

>>212732365
By his logic, mainstream archaeologists would never reveal such a finding in the first place, but it turns out you just need evidence that supports your claims.

>>212732581
By my logic I'm right so shut the frick up before you get buried in the amazon next to an undiscovered beetle

>alien
*aryan

>>212732621
Oh yeah, now bring in the anti-Chinese sentiment, real mature.

>>212729992
Because Wendigoon and Nexpo don't make entry-level videos for redditors like you on pseudoarchaeology like they do for cryptozoology.

>>212732581
Mainstream archaeology fucking seethed at the discovery of Gobekli Tepe, some like >>212729703 still do.

>Says the academy is jealous of his findings and expertise and are trying to shut him down
>A bunch of bloviated windags literally go crying to Nutflex trying to shut him down in fear of thier stupid reputations and fragile egos
We literally cant stop winning Great Cock bros

>>212732704
bloviated isn't a word, don't jump the gun on thinking you know things, dingus.

We've all agreed that you won, Dibble. You can stop making this thread.

>>212729703
>Yes the Egyptians had magic
>No! They didn't use it to build the pyramids
>They just used it to turn people to animals!
I really don't get this guy

why do truth seekers only believe the most obvious lies?

Reminder it's the same butthurt liberal pseudo intellectual who seethes at Hancock every day that makes these threads.

>>212733852
Get out then. Just leave. No one wants you here anyway. Just scram, fart-knocker. And stay out.

>>212733852
Nope. I've made about 50 of these threads or similar ones ripping his Ancient Apocalypse show over the last 9 or so months but I didn't make this current thread. Plenty of people enjoy laughing at the grifter. I will say his JRE podcasts where he was on with Randall Carlson was a great listen