How do we save men from themselves, /tv/?

I'd watch Boats. Gimme Boats, /tv/.

Meanwhile Boats With Two Hot Guys is one of the highest rated movies among women.

>>212732744
OK, here you go.

>>212732744
Titanic

I can't wait to die

Ahh yes time for people to seethe with rage at this even though it was posted in good humor and was funny
I hate women, good morning etc.

>>212732709 (OP)
>2015
>Literally Who: I have an opinion
This is the best Twatter screencap thread you could come up with?

>>212733123
Imagine if this show was made before the woke era started. Season 1 was, and it was kino. The rest of the show is making up for the guilt about that, IE the raped whore who becomes the biggest yas queen of all time and consumes 40% of screentime yapping about nothing
oh and making the main characters motivations for his war against the world to be wanting to suck dick and get his ass cummed in and have men suck the cum out of his ass

Top television & film my ex wanted to watch
>anime
>anime
>anime
>anime
>anime

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>>212732968
Can confirm this was the favorite movie of the girl I used to fuck

>>212732709 (OP)
We need to reinstate coverture and just make it illegal for women to participate in decision-making processes.

>>212733157
i'm more angry at OP.

i don't know who this is. why are you posting things from other message boards, here?

>>212733413
That image has been posted on /tv/ several hundred times.

>>212732744
for me? it's submarines

what are the female equivalents
>Becky's Choice: Rich Chad or Poor Chad?
>Domestic Murder Story
>YA Novel Adaptation
what other genres do women like?

>>212732744

>rich man bad
>silent hero bad
No women actually believes this. We call this a shit test

>>212732709 (OP)
Top movies your girlfriend wants to watch:
>True Crime documentary about a gay serial killer.
>Rich successful manhattan woman falls in love with a well-built small town firefighter during a business trip.
>Broadway musical about gay men and women in fancy dresses.
>A movie about a woman who falls in love with a shirtless demon boy on a motorcycle.
>Movie about a pop star.

>>212733427
all right. then whoever posted it first, wherever you are: i am mad at you.

>>212733647
the very best of Boats

>>212732709 (OP)
OP is a nigger
Thread saged didn’t read

Any movies like gladiator?

>>212733123
he said boats, not gay boats

>>212732709 (OP)
>Boats
That movie was actually great.

>>212732709 (OP)
goddamn I love Boats

>>212734765
thats fight fight fight with a dash of silent hero journey boy

>>212732709 (OP)
Society would vastly improve if we collectively stopped giving a shit about opinions spouted by females.

>>212732709 (OP)
>10 year old screencap from some roastie
Rent free

new fags please shut up this is a thread about BOATS

>>212732709 (OP)
I used to watch Silent Hero Journey Boy while I lied in bed with my ex-girlfriend in her little apartment at college. It’s hard to watch now even though years have gone by. I've found another woman and I love her, even dated her longer at this point, but it's not the same. I'll never know the passion that I felt with my first love again, and I guess I'm alright with that. Smile that it happened as they say. Christ, I need a mother fucking drink but I told myself I'd cut down and not drink until the weekend. Lord give me fucking strength. Goddamn it. I quit smoking too.

>>212732709 (OP)
>Top movies your girlfriend wants to watch
>-Unpopular girl gets picked by the richest man alive
>-Unpopular girl gets picked by powerful supernatural entity
>-Unpopular girl gets picked by Superhero
>-Unpopular girl fucks indiscriminately while whining about non commital men
>-Unpopular girl gets picked by the popular girl
>-Fags Fags Fags
>-Henhouse

U-boats, then.


>>212734788
sell that movie to me.

>>212732709 (OP)
I need to know what movies this bitch thinks are better than Escape From New York

>>212734904
>destroy it or give them a prize
wat

>>212735035
It's a movie about a lone man out in his sailboat who gets caught in a storm and swept out to sea. Very little dialogue, raw and realistic, it's all just about him and the boat and how he overcomes the situation. Genuinely recommend.

>>212733692
My girlfriend just rewatches her favorite shows. Some are okay, like this
>>212733123
Some are less so.

>Top Movies Your Girlfriend Wants to Watch
- A Whore Becomes President
- Rich Single World Traveler Slut 4
- Poetry Art Passport Ho
- Shop Shop Shop
- Shoes

>>212735125
anon if your not going to destroy them you could at least bring them something nice for coming all that way

>>212735171
mmmh ok.
will sea...

>>212732709 (OP)
Never even thinks for a second, that problem might be with her choice of boyfriends. Women.

>>212735228
oh my god becky
look at her butt

>>212734788
kino flick

>boats
I fucking love boat kino and I can't explain why

>>212734781
fuck you, gay boat.

>>212733640
>how to kill your bitch rival, socially (in different setting)

What's the boomer equivalent list?
>one man army
>cowboys
>cars: IN THE SOUTH

>you may not like it, but this is what peak boat performance looks like

>>212732709 (OP)
>Boats

>>212735714
I don't get it

>>212732709 (OP)

>>212732709 (OP)
>Boat
Its a ship, ma'am.

>>212735932
underrated

>>212732709 (OP)
What movie is she referring to with boats? Is it this? >>212732968
Master and Commander? The first movie that comes to mind when I think of a boat movie is Titanic which is the biggest chick flick after The Notebook.

>>212733157
Post feet

>>212733149
kys impatient zoom zoom

>>212732968
The most successful woman movie of all time is Reminiscing About Fucking Some Dude (Who Isn't Your Husband) on a Boat.

>>212736168
i'm not a female-expert. do females remember this stuff? every wank/shag she had from then on, was she thinking about this teen sex? are women just like us??

>tfw you realize that every chick flick is just a loose adaptation of a Jane Austen novel

>>212733149
Same desu

>>212736304
Bridget Jones is pretty blunt about it. perfectly enjoyable film tbqh.

>>212736263
Women remember everything about their past relationships and will constantly compare you to their exes in their heads

>>212736263
Rose considered Jack her soulmate and one true love and mourned his death even through a husband, kids, and grandkids. All women are like this.

>>212735932
I'm 123 and I fucking hate elves.

>>212736450
>paul took me to Dorsia
Not anymore!

>>212736450
lol good comic/edit.

that's fair, honestly. i have my first gf's perfect teenage tits burned into my brain. can't blame women for doing the same shit.

I don't really like Boats. Am I gay?

>>212732709 (OP)
Which movies are these anyway? The only "Boats" movie I can think of is Master and Commander

>>212737301
Yes. I believe every man should spend at least one month at sea at some point in their lives.

>>212732709 (OP)
>10 YEARS later, incels still mad

>Mutiny on the Bounty (Hopkins & Gibson)
>Master & Commander
>Hornblower series
>Das Boot

What are some other boatkinos?

>>212733157
>seethe
that's just you projecting your negative mood on everything you read online
lighten up a little

>>212732709 (OP)
Boats kino

>>212737637
crimson tide, hunt for red october and black sea are all decent underwater boat kinos

>>212737806
Oh, yeah I love Crimson Tide and Red October.

>>212736766
Impressive. Very nice.

On twitter the other day I saw a woman trying to gatekeep Hoult. Reasoning being that he was in a "boy" movie so now they know who he is. He's been working nonstop for 20 years. How do you try to make fun of men for liking an actor because you assume they didn't see warm bodies?

Women do not have the mental capacity to enjoy anything other than themselves.

>>212732709 (OP)
I like horror films where women get raped and murdered, but my gf doesn't like those sorts of movies so we watch romcoms where every plot is the same.
I walked in on my wife watching this romcom, with gerald butler, he was with his producer/future gf, she was wearing vibrating panties, some fat kid got the control and stsrting prsssing buttons giving her orgasams in the middle of the restaurant.
A kid, giving her orgasms.
I was like, what the fuck are you watching.
Weird.

>>212734788
Had to turn it off when I realized he wasn't going to be talking. If I watch a redford movie I want to hear his handsome dulcet tones, even if he is 90.

>>212732744

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjRxdrg9BtU

>>212738660
Don't be so gay, anon.

>>212734788
>all hope is lost
>never give up
Who wrote this crap

>>212738848
Why did you add the word "hope" in there?

>>212738869
Found the woman who writed it. Becoming better at your job

>>212732744

das boat

>>212738962
The movie title is "All Is Lost," not "All Hope Is Lost," you retarded illiterate.

captain ron was a'ight, had less boats than i expected
but das boot was boring and not even boats

>>212732744
I recently watched Summer Rental (1985). It was John Candy kino.

>>212738962
>The title of the film is a nod to E. W. Hornung's observation that when courage is lost, "all is lost".

>>212738962
your post alone was writed better than these woman. you will surpassing them, anon.

>>212738869
it was a typo

>>212739168
that makes sense with an explanation, still retarded though as most people wont know that.

>>212732709 (OP)
god damn it if i haven't watched Silent Hero Journey Boy and loved it tens of times

>>212739491
It still makes sense.
>All Is Lost
>Never give up.
Even if you don't know the background, you might just think it means you should never give up even when all is lost.

>>212739577
Its an oxymoron if all is lost why bother

>>212739731
That's just your own pessimistic view. In the movie, he becomes lost at sea with nothing but a sailboat. It seems hopeless, and he could have just given up and drowned himself, but he persisted and found a way out.

>>212738848
>>212738962
>>212739491
>>212739731
why are you so desperate?

>>212732709 (OP)
Make more boats movies goddammit

>>212732709 (OP)
Top movies that females watch

- A slut moves to a new town, has trouble adjusting and eventually finds a Chad that has a wife and steals him away from her
- A slut moves to the big city, has sex with multiple men and finds a Chad to settle down with
- A woman finds Chad, they have sex but he dies at the end

I like the movies that go vroom vroom vroom! and pew pew pew!

>>212740280
nothing wrong with that anon

>>212739731
female hands wrote this post

time for a kino.
peek: thet get married in the end.

>>212739940
>seemed lost
Now you're changing it.
So all wasn't lost then if there was a chance of survival.

>>212742256
I'm pretty sure you're mixing up words on purpose at this point. I didn't say "seemed lost," I said, "seemed hopeless." He WAS lost, he HAD lost everything by being stuck on a small sailboat in the middle of the ocean with limited supplies. All is lost, but he doesn't give up.

>>212734788
Redford acts like a retard, no.

>>212742325

>all is lost
>but not really
Yeah nah still retarded

>>212739556
Make a move with literally me and expect me not to like it.

>>212742590
It's a matter of perspective. All is lost, but that doesn't mean you can't come back from it.

>>212734842
Hell yeah, boats

>>212736450
Yes.
>>212736573
Correct.

>>212736450
This is true you have to be better than the previous dudes, thats why maybe is better that you and your girlfriend dont have to many exes max 1 or 2

>>212733647
Movies females can never understand

>>212732709 (OP)
I literally have never even heard of those horseshit movies

>>212735932
around elves, watch yourselves

>>212732709 (OP)
these sound great

>>212735932
>pick one of these
>pick
IT'S THE DWARVEN WAY FROM CONCEPTION.

Movies about boats are fucking awesome though.

>>212733647
based

>>212732709 (OP)
let's help her add some more
>space horror 3
>dragons and swords
>zombie chaingunner

>>212732709 (OP)
> Top Movies Your girlfriend Wants to Watch:
-Mid to ugly whore who every chads wants to fuck
-Mid to ugly whore being a girl boss
-Mid to ugly whore getting stalked by a psycho
>Mid to ugly whore who fucks a creature

>>212744573
>cars cars cars

boats boats boats bobbing up and down again

>>212745963
Seven—six—eleven—five—nine-an'-twenty knots to-day

>>212732744
>>212732709 (OP)
Why do women have an irrational hatred of boats?