>On first sighting the catalogue, I took notice of no Sharpe thread and made the order to post. That’s my style, sir!

>>212732941 (OP)
I love this scene

MAJOR LENNOX SHITPOSTED WITH HIS LIFE, JUST AS YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IF YOU HAD ANY SENSE OF HONOR!

The dialogue is so damn fun. All the little puns and rhymes and turns of phrase. This scene done by today's writers would just be a load of loud swearing with a couple of "ayes" chucked in to make it sound vaguely old-timey.

SAAR

Come with me, my lads, for this is Obidiah's thread now and it cannot die. It's going to live forever, for they tried to ban me once but could not do it.

>>212733078

>>212733138
>mfw there's forty shillings on the drum

>>212733205
For those who'll volunteer to cum!

>>212733138
has there ever been a more repulsive villain?

Post it

Bloody 'ell Patrick, this Sharpe thread's gonna get us all killed

>No sir, Virginia.

>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays
>Small skirmish between the British and French
>Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire
>They win the skirmish
>Messenger on horseback approaches
>"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent"
>"Bloody 'sell Patrick, what's 'e want now"
>Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent
>His spymaster of the day is there
>As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord
>"Sharpe, this is Lord Fucksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him
>Lord Fucksworth insults him for being a poorfag but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man
>"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun"
>Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission
>"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot"
>"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir"
>A few battles happen on the way to the objective
>Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively
>They fuck
>"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!"
>"LOOK OUT SIR"
>Lord Fucksworth appears and betrays Sharpe
>Ducos appears
>"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis"
>"Bloody Ducos"
>Battle happens
>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun
>Wellington arrives
>"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again"
>Sharpe and his men march into the sunset
>THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...

>>212734031
Finally a proper chosen man

>>212734031
I came into this thread hoping this would be here, sir. Thank you, sir.

>>212733107
They just don't make em like they used to.

>>212733136
the india books were the best apart from ones like waterloo, doesn't hurt that obidiah is the main villian for all of them

>>212732941 (OP)
Delicious cameos by every mega hot actress makes this show worthwhile.20-year-old Liz Hurley.