Thread 212733703 - /tv/ [Archived: 565 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:13:12 PM No.212733703
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>broody, cynical, and edgy Battinson
>bright, cheerful, hope-filled Superman
Easy 1 billion. They need to make World's Finest live-action.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:17:55 PM No.212733762
>>212733703 (OP)
Reeves Batman is lame, Superman would utterly mog him and that's funny i guess but no thanks his Joker is already utter shit his Catwoman is shit he's shit
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:19:19 PM No.212733788
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>>212733703 (OP)
>broody, cynical, and edgy Battinson
More like low energy, effeminate and gay. He wore eye shadow like a male prostitute and whined to Alfred like a little bitch boy.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:19:34 PM No.212733790
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kino incoming
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:20:40 PM No.212733803
>>212733790
You want to see every bitch at the Daily Planet mog Selina Kyle? I don't, I want a hot Catwoman.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:23:40 PM No.212733844
Baleman wasn't even that cynical or brooding. His whole schtick was being a symbol of hope and staying optimistic even as Joker tried to make him into Roschach. Even Keaton Batman who did kill wanted to just help people because he could and otherwise came across as a socially awkward weirdo from seeing his parents die.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:24:41 PM No.212733867
>>212733788
Most of the Batman actors had to wear black eyeliner for the mask to work lol, it's only that The Batman acknowledged in-universe he does this
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:25:23 PM No.212733883
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it's gonna happen
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:26:25 PM No.212733900
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>>212733803
Gay
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:27:29 PM No.212733916
>>212733788
Batman has to wear the eyeshadow or else you can see his skin on the eyeholes. They could've just covered the eyes with white lenses like how Batman looks canonically but I guess it would be more difficult to act with the lenses.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:27:36 PM No.212733919
>>212733867
They could easily do what the Deadpool movies do with the eyes. It would be cost-efficient and instantly make whatever the first Batman movie that does it for an entire film the best one to 80% of nerds out there.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:28:03 PM No.212733926
>>212733703 (OP)
>Easy 1 billion
My my where have I heard that before
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:30:06 PM No.212733954
>>212733900
You gay retard I said the Daily Planet bitches are hot and you think that makes me a gay Snydernigger?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:31:32 PM No.212733978
>>212733919
Yeah I want white eye Batman. Gunn has a chance to actually fucking break the forumla in Brave and the Bold
>OH MY SCIENCE NOOOO YOU MUST SEE THE EYES!!
Fuck that, the white eyes look cool and you can do the Tom Holland Spider Man thing if you want to where they can contract and expand
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:33:01 PM No.212734000
>>212733978
I have a feeling Gunn will do either a grey-dark blue Batman look or the symbol will be in front of the yellow oval, along with the fact he will of course have the yellow belt and briefs
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:34:49 PM No.212734026
>>212734000
All Batman & Damian comics have had Batman in a grey/black look.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:37:02 PM No.212734058
>>212733919
Would only work for a batman movie with the Adam West tone
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:38:30 PM No.212734085
>>212733703 (OP)
>Easy 1 billion
You people say this way too much and it never happens
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:41:06 PM No.212734115
>>212734058
What kind of uber-repressed 2007 Christopher Nolan fart huffing normie ass take is this?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:42:21 PM No.212734134
>>212734085
>Avatar
>Infinity War
>Aquaman
>Endgame
>Avatar 2
>No Way Home
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:52:07 PM No.212734254
>buddy cop type movie
>Batman is the broody, serious, "no fun allowed" type who gets drunk on weekdays and cries about his parents a lot
>Superman is the cheerful, fun type who has tons of friends, a stable relationship and handled the destruction of Krypton and the death of his adoptive dad pretty well
>Everyone hates Batman because he's just a broody shithead while the people love Superman because he's just an all around swell guy
>The "case" is the Joker trying to do something but Superman stops him in like 5 minutes
>The rest of the film is just people shitting on Batman because he deserves it while we see Superman fighting real threats and saving the world
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:53:13 PM No.212734267
>>212733703 (OP)
This is the only way superman could ever hope to make a billion. Although I would be disgusted if they brought The Batman into this new reddit millenial chungus slop. Recast superman for somebody handsome and buff (WHITE), and somebody of very similar looks for Batman (who is able to be witty and sarcastic). Make a movie about Bruce Wayne showing up to Metropolis, Clark being instructed to try and get a scoop on him and discovering he's Batman. Superman is a boyscout and thinks Batman's ways are too crude and thinks there's an alternative to simply beating up his villains, Batman thinks Superman is too reliant in his Super-strength and is nothing without it (this Batman is fairly new and doesn't have an arsenal of gadgets yet). Have Kiteman appear doing a heist which Batman tries to foil until Killer Moth appears and they fight it out and ultimately escape, Batman sees a tiny piece of green crystal on the floor and puts it into his utility belt to inspect. Suddenly either Lex in a kryptonite power suit or Metallo etc appears and Superman is getting fucked up and weakened. Batman tries to fight him to no avail has to reluctantly use an advanced armoured suit/attachments (shock gauntlets) to fight Superman's villain, while Superman has to try and fight and apprehend Batman's. Batman throws an earpiece to Superman who is losing and Alfred instructs Superman how to fight as a human. Superman learns humility and an understanding of Batman, and Batman learns that humans ultimately do have a limit and he can't rely on his own skills and training, therefore he needs to expand his arsenal and capabilities. Easy 1-2 billion dollars.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:56:42 PM No.212734329
>>212733703 (OP)
Battinson is dead to me if they do this. The only reason this is already a conversation is because of that hack James Gunn's Superman predictably flopping
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:01:38 PM No.212734411
>>212734267
Crap story
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:01:50 PM No.212734416
>>212734134
>Shazam 2
>Wonder Woman 1984
>The Suicide Squad
>Superman
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:03:15 PM No.212734443
Batman and superman get trapped in the bottled city of kandor by brainiac somehow or go on an adventure in bizarroworld
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:04:53 PM No.212734467
>>212733788
Kek do they really have batman treating Alfred like this in the new one? Thats embarrassingly bad
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:05:46 PM No.212734485
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>>212734416
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:06:27 PM No.212734499
>>212734467
It's Year One Batman inspired. He really was more of a petulant and arrogant brat in that era.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:12:57 PM No.212734608
>>212734416
Oh darn I forgot Aquaman 2 and The Flash

just like the rest of the world
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:14:00 PM No.212734626
>>212734608
consult the graph:
>>212734485
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:29:50 PM No.212734896
>>212733703 (OP)
>>broody, cynical, and edgy Bat

We have the perfect title for this movie:

Batman and superman: the secret of MarthaS

Well apart that Battinson isn't like that, the kind of Batman you refer to doesn't exist and can't be matched with Superman.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:54:09 PM No.212735336
>>212734896
Snyder has nothing to do with these two versions. Which is a good thing.