Thread 212734809 - /tv/ [Archived: 622 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:24:02 PM No.212734809
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Why didn't he just agree to do the job to begin with, or just refuse?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:25:32 PM No.212734829
Why would he do the job if he was already rich and was living in Spain
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:27:13 PM No.212734852
>>212734829
Okay so why cuck and give in? Don Logan isn't going to stay and shout forever.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:49:56 PM No.212735251
>>212734809 (OP)
The guy didn't take no for an answer, did you watch the movie? He was the house guest who wouldn't leave and calls your wife a whore everyday.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:06:56 PM No.212735592
>>212734852
did you not watch the rest of the movie, he killed him then had to do the job to take the heat off himself when the guy turns up missing.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:09:58 PM No.212735665
>>212734809 (OP)
Say what you will about GTA V, Rockstar has excellent taste when it comes to the films they use for their game plots. Same with Brother 2 and GTA IV
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:15:18 PM No.212735765
>>212735665
>they are so good at plagiarizing a superior medium that is actually art
Of course, such a lowly person who plays and knows about video games to this extent would say that.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:27:04 PM No.212736025
shut up
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:28:49 PM No.212736061
>>212734809 (OP)
You just know that Don would have killed him if he refused
Dude just kicked him in the face while he was sleeping
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:32:57 PM No.212736140
I found it hard to take Ben Kingsley seriously as a hard man in the film because he only weighs about 120lb. I suppose his rep came from him being a full on psycho rather than someone who can fight.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:33:30 PM No.212736150
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What was his fucking problem?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:34:06 PM No.212736164
>>212736150
He was the manifestation of the constant dread he felt every day on his job.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:35:28 PM No.212736199
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The prequel series isn't bad desu.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:36:29 PM No.212736224
>>212736199
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:37:44 PM No.212736247
>>212736150
Can someone explain the trend of evil killer-looking rabbits in media from the late 90s-9/11? This and Donnie Darko are the most obvious examples but I vaguely remember this trope being everywhere for awhile
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:38:35 PM No.212736268
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>>212734809 (OP)
Did you miss how he refused non-stop and Don wouldn't hear it then got thrown off his flight, came back to his house and attacked him? Don simply wouldn't take "no" for an answer and after killing him he had to take the job to try and throw the heat off him but Teddy knew right off the bat he was responsible and fleeced him as a penalty for Don's death.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:39:36 PM No.212736296
>>212736199
Is this as soulless as it looks?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:40:17 PM No.212736306
>>212736247
Probly had something to do with the IRL surge of evil killer-looking rabbits in some neighborhoods desu
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:40:48 PM No.212736316
>>212736296
Not at all, the poster is bad but it's a fun watch.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:40:48 PM No.212736317
>>212734809 (OP)
Next time try watching the movie instead of your phone.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:42:43 PM No.212736346
I fully intend to! Now, eat your sausage!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:47:58 PM No.212736449
>>212736316
I bet they do gay shit like make a love triangle between Gal, Deedee and Don. Should not happen.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:49:06 PM No.212736468
>>212736449
Nope Don is obviously an incel and the only gay shit is Teddy Bass being a flamboyant bisexual which was already alluded to in the original movie.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:49:35 PM No.212736483
>>212735665
what a mark of excellence when you just rip off everything for your shitty slop
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:52:37 PM No.212736550
Why did Teddy take it up the ass?
Seems out of character for a faggot crime boss.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:53:39 PM No.212736579
>>212736550
He was at a bisexual orgy and when in Rome...
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:54:54 PM No.212738197
YES YES YES YES YES
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:12:07 PM No.212738728
>>212734809 (OP)
He peed on his rug, dude.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:14:16 PM No.212738788
YOU FUCKED HUNDREDS
YOU FUCKED HUNDREDS
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:15:17 PM No.212738815
>>212736550
>>212736579
He'd do anything for a heist. The guy who fucked him up the ass had the keys to millions in a vault. Cost of business.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:25:34 PM No.212739098
>>212736550
british
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:26:37 PM No.212739135
Oh, yeah. Bloody hell. I'm sweating in here. Roasting. Boiling. Baking. Sweltering. It's like a sauna. Furnace. You can fry an egg on my stomach. Ohh, who wouldn't lap this up? It's ridiculous. Tremendous. Fantastic. Fan-dabby-dozy-tastic.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:28:52 PM No.212739205
>>212736579
itd make more sense if teddy was pounding the fag banker
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:31:12 PM No.212739250
>>212736199
Yo... Hell to the NAH
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:33:43 PM No.212739309
>>212736199
>by Michael Caleo
>the one who turned ironside into a nigger
pass
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:11:04 PM No.212740256
>>212736164
Based media literate.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:14:41 PM No.212740346
>>212736199
I thought him flipping out over a milkshake was right on character. Like the live aid commercials Kinsley did as logan.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:18:30 PM No.212740440
>>212740346
Yeah the show's cast and writing are really decent.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:21:58 PM No.212740516
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>Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck, ain't you? Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?
>What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks, Don, see you, Don, off to sunny Spain now, Don, fuck off, Don! Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?

How do you respond without sounding mad or further making Don Logan mad?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:23:17 PM No.212740552
>>212740516
I'm happy now.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:30:32 PM No.212740753
Man, that jumpscare at the very end got me good
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:47:27 PM No.212741195
>>212735765
>>212736483
video game stories are a joke, ripping off good stuff rather than other slop already puts a game above the average
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:50:35 PM No.212741280
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>>212740516
>you look like fucking Idi Amin
kek
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:52:02 PM No.212741325
>>212740516
this gets funnier if you imagine conor mcgregor saying it
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:06:08 PM No.212741671
>>212736550
Low-class London council estate queers of Teddy's age either became tough or became dead.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:22:46 PM No.212742144
>>212734809 (OP)
Lmao, most of the movie is about him wanting to refuse but ben kingsley won't let him
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:00:37 PM No.212743226
>>212736199
Why are there so many TV shows based on beloved English gangster films? Seriously, who watches this?
>>212736468
Teddy wasn't implied to be a fag, he was just a degen. He was extremely confrontational when that banker was looking at him after the orgy. This isn't the kind of greeting fags give to one another.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:02:27 PM No.212743290
>meeting the boys for Wank Wednesday gooning over Deedee's snatch
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:06:05 PM No.212743392
>>212743226
>he doesn't like a fag so he can't be a fag
What are you, a faggot expert?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:07:25 PM No.212743438
>>212743392
No I just know enough of them. Teddy was just your run of a mill orgy haver.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:17:45 PM No.212743737
>>212743438
>I just know enough of them
4chan users and memes don't count.